1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,680 Okay, so this is Gemini and I have my girlfriend. I don't think she wants me to say her name, but I 2 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,160 Like her but anyway, I 3 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:17,080 Just smacked her with my hand for good measure. Okay. So first we have a writing crop. It's nice 4 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:19,540 I'm gonna do five with each of them for fun. I 5 00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:21,540 I 6 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:30,620 Like this one 7 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:35,140 Okay, so the next one is a 8 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:41,340 Cane very much more flexible after she broke it in after using it on the master boy from fiance thing 9 00:00:41,340 --> 00:00:48,220 It's a really weird circle. Don't ask and I can't hit her as hard as she hit him because otherwise she will cry 10 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:49,220 I 11 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:51,220 Like a baby. Will you not? 12 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:53,100 Okay 13 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:55,100 So we'll do five 14 00:00:55,780 --> 00:00:57,780 You can do it 15 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:04,140 One more there you go 16 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,700 She's trying to get away she's sitting on my office chair and 17 00:01:09,340 --> 00:01:14,740 This one's the wooden dowel from Lowe's. I don't know if this one hurts more than the other one. I'm not sure 18 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:18,260 This we'll find out you've never had this before. Have you? Oh 19 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:26,300 Yeah 20 00:01:26,580 --> 00:01:33,580 She thinks she had it before if you couldn't hear that, okay, so you got four more to go 21 00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:39,100 There you go, which one's worse the plastic one or the wooden one 22 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,100 That's your own fault you broke it in 23 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:46,460 Okay, so this is belt 24 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:56,180 Okay, I 25 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,500 Got it 26 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:00,500 She's trying to teach me how to do it 27 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:04,420 She's trying to teach me how to do it. I'm not ready to smack her harder because of it 28 00:02:15,940 --> 00:02:17,940 Don't fall off my chair, okay 29 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:22,180 She's squirming and 30 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:24,220 She's falling off my chair 31 00:02:24,220 --> 00:02:26,980 Okay, so this vlogger is 32 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:31,820 This vlogger is black and it's really really flimsy and shitty 33 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:34,500 But she's gonna have a break for a little bit because it's not much 34 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:49,620 Do you like that 35 00:02:51,940 --> 00:02:53,940 That was my hand 36 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:59,380 Okay, and this one is red this one's really thuddy 37 00:03:04,780 --> 00:03:06,780 You can be louder 38 00:03:17,820 --> 00:03:19,820 Isn't the red one fun 39 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:21,820 I 40 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:25,220 Might make you come 41 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:29,660 Well, I'm sure once we upload this they're gonna ask for that 42 00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:36,020 And this one's the pink one, it's even wimpier in the black one, which is pretty shitty 43 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:42,980 Okay, and then this vlogger is my favorite, it is braided and hurts a lot 44 00:03:44,460 --> 00:03:48,580 What you hate that one you liked it that one time 45 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:52,580 Yeah, I know it's the one that made you come 46 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,860 You like it that one time 47 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:01,860 Yeah, I know it's the one that made you come 48 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:03,860 Yeah, I know it's the one that made you come 49 00:04:19,540 --> 00:04:21,540 Don't fall out of my chair 50 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,980 Okay, and here's the paddle it is 51 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:32,980 It is leather and has little indented spokes and she's pulling down her pantyhose so I don't rip them even more 52 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:36,220 Your ass is red 53 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:41,260 It's really warm too, I'm gonna hit you five times with my hand for fun though 54 00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:44,900 You like that, okay 55 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:50,740 I don't know. Should you hit the button? Should I ma'am? I need something to hit the button. I need something to hit the button 56 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:55,300 You like that, okay 57 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,700 There you go 58 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:12,900 I don't know. Should you hit the button 59 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:15,380 Should I ma'am? Anything you want to say? 60 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:22,420 Apparently the master boy from Beyonce thinks you should say you should talk about how what a little slut you are 61 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:26,740 I am a bit of a slut. I know you are 62 00:05:28,180 --> 00:05:32,980 That's why you spent the last I'd say hour in my bed getting tortured 63 00:05:32,980 --> 00:05:37,700 It's because I went out to dinner with the Benoit balls in and then I showed up at your doorstep 64 00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:40,260 dripping wet and just fucking horny 65 00:05:40,260 --> 00:05:45,720 I know you did. Okay, you can end the recording now