okay so the hardest time that I came from masturbating I honestly have no
idea probably when I got my second Lilo because I have a Lilo Gigi which is a
G-SWAT vibrator and then I have a Lilo fuck it's a little tiny bullet black
one I don't remember the brand of that one um but when I remembered that hey I
have two vibrators I can use them at the same time and I feel that that was a
stroke of genius on my part although probably pretty obvious to do and so
yeah that was that was pretty awesome the master boy from fiance thing was in
the shower and when I did that and he came out and he's like what happened I'm
like I gotta go wash these and then the hardest orgasms I've had from other
stuff let me think there was this one time with the first guy I ever fucked
and I had been back in America for a while and I for about three weeks and
then that was horrible I missed him terribly and then I went back up to
Canada and we just like seriously it was we lived with his parents but we kind of
just like had foreplay for like four fucking hours in between that they're
like oh dinner's ready and so we went upstairs like him with a raging boner
and me like soaking wet and we just ate dinner as quickly as possible but that's
not sexy and then we went downstairs and we had ridiculous amazing sex so that
might be one there's another contender where the master boyfriend fiance thing
I don't know what he did I don't remember I have a really really really
bad problem with what I'm in subspace I get amnesia and I can't remember what
happened I have like big ideas but I can't remember specifics so I don't know
what happened all I know is that after I got done like my eyes were crossed and
they would not uncross for like five minutes which is really really really
freaky and so that was that was probably pretty ridiculous I think that might have
been the first time he attempted to fist me or it might have been the first time
he used the dildo stick which we have a big stick and we tape my giant dildo to
it and it's like a fucking stick like they have in the kink.com movies I
don't know it was an idea he had it's worked out nicely um and then the
hardest orgasm I ever had with a woman was probably first time last time Leo
and I fucked so there's four examples I don't freaking know I'm bad at this shit
I can't remember anything