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okay so the hardest time that I came from masturbating I honestly have no

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idea probably when I got my second Lilo because I have a Lilo Gigi which is a

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G-SWAT vibrator and then I have a Lilo fuck it's a little tiny bullet black

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one I don't remember the brand of that one um but when I remembered that hey I

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have two vibrators I can use them at the same time and I feel that that was a

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stroke of genius on my part although probably pretty obvious to do and so

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yeah that was that was pretty awesome the master boy from fiance thing was in

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the shower and when I did that and he came out and he's like what happened I'm

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like I gotta go wash these and then the hardest orgasms I've had from other

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stuff let me think there was this one time with the first guy I ever fucked

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and I had been back in America for a while and I for about three weeks and

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then that was horrible I missed him terribly and then I went back up to

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Canada and we just like seriously it was we lived with his parents but we kind of

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just like had foreplay for like four fucking hours in between that they're

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like oh dinner's ready and so we went upstairs like him with a raging boner

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and me like soaking wet and we just ate dinner as quickly as possible but that's

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not sexy and then we went downstairs and we had ridiculous amazing sex so that

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might be one there's another contender where the master boyfriend fiance thing

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I don't know what he did I don't remember I have a really really really

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bad problem with what I'm in subspace I get amnesia and I can't remember what

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happened I have like big ideas but I can't remember specifics so I don't know

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what happened all I know is that after I got done like my eyes were crossed and

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they would not uncross for like five minutes which is really really really

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freaky and so that was that was probably pretty ridiculous I think that might have

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been the first time he attempted to fist me or it might have been the first time

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he used the dildo stick which we have a big stick and we tape my giant dildo to

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it and it's like a fucking stick like they have in the kink.com movies I

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don't know it was an idea he had it's worked out nicely um and then the

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hardest orgasm I ever had with a woman was probably first time last time Leo

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and I fucked so there's four examples I don't freaking know I'm bad at this shit

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I can't remember anything