Hey. I'm so glad that I ran into you here.
Um, I kind of actually wanted to talk to you about something.
Um, do you have a minute?
Okay.
Well, um, I actually wanted to talk to you about your girlfriend.
Um, I've kind of heard through our circle of friends that you aren't being particularly satisfied by her.
I know this is completely out of place and none of my business, but I have had a thing for you for a very long time.
And to be honest, I can do things that your girlfriend could never ever do.
I could make you happy in ways that she would never make you happy.
And I think that you would be quite happy if we tried something sometime.
If you left her and went out with me, I would...
I would do things to you that make you crazy.
I would suck your cock better than she has ever dreamed of sucking cock.
I would do all sorts of kinky, dirty, awful things that she's never thought of.
I would...
I would make your wildest fantasies come true.
And if you'll let me, I would love to show you my darker side.
So if you want to let me know, if you want to think about it, that's fine.
But the offer is still on the table, no matter how long it takes you.