Hello. Gatsby in the Rye here. It's been a long time since I did any recording of anything.
I was doing some poetry recording things a while ago and then I just stopped. So yeah,
but I was just kind of browsing around GWA a little bit and backstage and I feel like
I'm getting more and more interested in backstage as opposed to actual GWA. I don't know what
that means, but whatever. And listened to someone else answer this questionnaire and
just really wanted to do it myself. So here is the Tinkley questionnaire, which is just
such a silly name by Mr. Tinkles, which kind of reminds me of from How to Lose a Guy in
10 Days when they name that dog Crawl and he pees all over the pool table, billiard
table depending on where you're at. I'm sure that is not where that name comes from though.
Okay, so here's some questions. What GWA tags are you most drawn to and what do you wish
there were more of? Like I said before, I'm kind of more into just kind of listening to
people ramble and talk about themselves at the moment. So I enjoy that. But when I am
looking at GWA, I like a lot of I do like like a male male for female. I enjoy that
a lot. There's not a ton of that out there, but I like it. I do have this thing kind of
against calling someone daddy. It's not my favorite. In general, I am relatively submissive.
So I like that stuff. But I wish there was more submissive stuff for the females where
it didn't turn into a daddy thing. Just, I don't know, it like kind of creeps me out
a little bit. So yeah. Do you listen to audios for purely intellectual reasons or to use
them for sexy wand polishing or cauldron stirring activities? If you do, how important are sexy
audios to your self pleasure exploits? When I do listen to them, it depends on what I'm
listening to, I should say. I'm actually very into audio in general. I'm currently listening
to audiobooks on the regular, which is maybe why I haven't been around GWA as much. There's
always something else I'm listening to. I think that audios in general, sexy ones and
not sexy ones, just kind of intrigue me a little more. Like they keep my mind active,
but I can also multitask during it. Not so much with the sexy ones there, but because
usually if I am listening to sexy audios, it's for cauldrons during activities for sure.
And I don't need them to get off, but they certainly help. And I do like them a lot more
than porn and much more auditory than I am visual. If you could time travel to any point
in history for sexy times, when or where would you go and who would you have wild sexual
escapades with? And you can also bring someone from your own time period with you if you
are so inclined. Um, that's a good question. I don't know that there's a specific time
I would really want to go to. I always have this problem with time travel-y questions
of, in my head it would be so great to go back to a bunch of different times. Or to
say things like, oh I wish I lived in a different time period. But I'm always assuming in those
scenarios that like I would be well off. But I wouldn't. I would end up being like a peasant
and life would be really shitty. And no one wants crazy sex when everything is shitty
I guess. Or maybe you want more of it. Maybe it would be a lot wilder than I'm thinking.
In general I think that kind of around Victorian times they had this really in general like
stuck up puritanical kind of attitude outwardly. But I think that they were real, I don't know,
a lot more sexual than we think they were. So I think that's probably what I'd go with.
Also cause the clothes, I mean, doesn't help with the sexy times but they're just so pretty.
What is your favorite sexual fantasy that you've never been able to fulfill yet? A threesome
male female. Was that really quick that I just came out with that? I did try to organize
one once and it didn't go through but I kind of knew in advance it wouldn't. I'm a little
chicken to do it. For real. Just because, I don't know, that's a lot going on. I feel
like I would enjoy it though. But the one guy like backed out and I knew he was going
to so then it was just regular one on one sex with the other guy. I also actually almost
did a female male female one but I chickened out of that one too just because I'm not really
sexually attracted to women. I can honestly say if someone is very pretty or if I think
they are a very attractive person but that doesn't mean that I want to touch them and
play with their stuff and whatever. The gallon question was a good friend of mine at the
time so that would have made things weird as well. We kind of had a whole adventurous
summer thing going on so we almost had that threesome after going to the bars with incredibly
low cut shirts and seeing how many people we could get to grab our boobs. This was legitimately
a game we played. I don't know who won. I can't remember. I think she might have though.
It was pretty funny to see people look at us like we were insane. That's a way more
complicated answer to that question than you needed but there you go. If you had the ability
to become some kind of sexy supernatural creature like a vampire, incubus or succubus, mermaid
or multi-tentacled love crafting horror etc. what would you want to be? In general I lean
towards mermaid because I have always just wanted to be a mermaid which really bothers
me with the fascination with mermaids right now because I feel like everybody wants to
be a mermaid and I'm like okay I used to want to be one since I was a kid so now I'm mad
everyone else is on the same boat. But also in terms of me being a sexy creature how sexy
is a mermaid? I mean they've got boobs and a mouth but the rest of them is a fish so
it's not really that sexy. So I think I would actually go with succubus. Vampires are very
intriguing but I think succubus. I have this weird like little devilish side to me that
I think leads more towards succubus than vampires so I think that is the better answer. How
many sex toys do you own that strongly resemble lightsabers? Do they have the elegant designs
of the Jedi or the harsher more forceful designs of the Sith and how many of them are curved
like Count Dooku's lightsaber? I'm sorry if I butchered any of that I have actually
not seen very much Star Wars. So if this question is specifically about Star Wars themed sex
toys I have none. If it's asking if I have any dildos I do have one. I used to have more
like a vibrator thing but they never really worked the way I wanted them to like I had
tried several and now I have like a like a suction cup dildo and I like that a lot. It's
versatile you can use it all over the place and that's very bendy so there's that. If
you have a penis and I do not so let's skip that if you don't have a penis have you ever
grabbed someone else's and done the lightsaber swooshing noises while waving it around? I
have not done that. Again I'm not the biggest Star Wars person so that's not like top of
my list of things to do. I would be much more likely to wave around someone's penis and
say expecto patronum because that would be funny to me because white stuff comes out
of it like that's a lot funnier to me than a lightsaber so that's the way I'd go. Oh
no that's sort of related to that. Have you ever had a partner write things on your skin
and was it Harry Potter fan fiction? I have not had anyone write something on my skin
as like a partner activity that seems like a weird thing to do. I don't know. I did have
one guy write my name on his penis but I didn't write it on there and it was just my name
so no. During their orgasm would you prefer that your partner whimper quietly as they
come scream their pleasure loudly or just moan at a moderate volume or would you prefer
that they drop some dubstep beats as they come? Then there's an example but I'm not
even going to pretend because dubstep is not my thing in case you couldn't tell already.
So I really like when a guy is vocal during sex. I like to hear that he's having a good
time. I like to hear that I'm giving him pleasure. So all of them are good as long as there's
some noise in general I'm happy but I would prefer I think just moaning at a moderate
volume. I don't need someone screaming I guess but little whimpers aren't. I don't know.
I feel better about how good of a job I'm doing if it's a little louder than a whimper.
What is your favorite position and is it dragon style? In which the woman swoops down arms
outstretched like wings and the man has to thrust his dragon slaying spear at just the
right spot or risk being killed by fire. If the woman doesn't actually breathe fire for
some reason she can just aggressively blow pops of air in the man's face while going
rah rah give me your treasures human. It's not that. I really enjoy amusing sex but not
to that level. Maybe I'll answer that more a little further down. My favorite position
is I call it sporking. I don't know what other people call it but basically while you fork
aka fuck while spooning is my favorite. I don't know I feel like it's a good angle.
I like being able to have hands everywhere, lips everywhere. I don't know it just feels
like a good position to me. I don't know how else to describe that. It also helps a lot
I will say this because I am short in general. It helps to match up height that way by laying
down. Otherwise I run into problems where my legs are short so me on my knees is not
necessarily a good height for someone else. So, sporking helps with that too. Would you
ever consider giving a sexy countdown in fractions in which the other person can only come if
you reach a value of less than 50% but you use fractions like 670 over 1337 which equals
51.08% just to troll them? No. I wouldn't do that. First of all math is not my strongest
suit but more importantly I don't feel like it's ever my goal to have someone hold back
from coming even if it's coming a little too quickly. I feel like that's more my goal and
then I want to go again if it is quick. I like to do the draw it out not let someone
come part like I like to do a lot of teasing beforehand before we actually get started
but then when we actually get started I'm not going to tell you you can't come because
I want you to. Would you do a sexy Lord of the Rings role play and if so would you refer
to the penis assuming one is involved as the Tower of Bardur? I don't know how to pronounce
that and I apologize. I feel like my nerd grad is real low during this survey. Bonus
points for referring to the slit as the Eye of Sauron. So Lord of the Rings role play
I might do but it wouldn't be that. I mean first of all I can't pronounce what that tower
name is so that would not go great but also I wouldn't call my pussy the Eye of Sauron
because also then you're poking the Eye of Sauron with a dick like a dick in the eye
is not a pleasant time for anybody so no that is not a good situation. If you said something
more like I don't know like let's say my pussy is precious and go from there but then it
becomes creepy because then you have to act like Gollum so probably not that either. It
would probably have to be something more along the lines if we're going to pretend to be
elves because they're the sexy ones in Lord of the Rings. Have you ever listened to sexy
audios while trading on the stock market and if so during the climax portion of the audio
do you shout call me the narwhal of Wall Street baby. No I have not and I don't know that
I would necessarily say that but in theory trading on the stock market I mean if I was
doing it I suppose that would be the way to go. I feel like I wouldn't say narwhal though
because I don't have a penis I feel like you would have to have one to make that statement.
Next question if you have just had an orgasm would you allow your partner to continue pleasuring
you or would you insist that your extremely sensitive sexy bits are now a keep away zone.
It depends on the situation. So I'm just going to go ahead and say this as a little bit of
a PSA. Porns usually show men very aggressively attacking the clit and that's not really the
way to do it. I mean maybe that works for some folks I guess but it does not work for
me so maybe it's more of a PSA for me. If I, this is part of my problem, if I could
find a guy who like was okay with not being super aggressive with my clit then that would
be great and I would want him to keep going absolutely but sometimes it's just a little
too aggressive and then it does literally hurt. Yeah so if it was a little more gentle
and not the whole time like just right after just be a little gentle for a little bit and
then build back up I would be absolutely fantastic with that. That would be great. Let's see
what are your feelings on Marathon Blowjobs Marathon Conlingus in which your partner orally
pleasures you again and again virtually nonstop over the course of several hours. Oh my fuck
no. I wish I could say that sounds good to me but neither one does. They really don't.
I get bored when I'm given oral. Maybe I just haven't had someone who's really good at it.
It's a definite possibility but in general I feel like my mind wanders too much during
it and then I'm not in the moment and then it's taking me away from whatever pleasure
I might be getting. So I would not want someone licking my clit for hours and hours and hours.
Also my problem with that is for me it doesn't take much to get me going and then when I'm
when I'm really horny like I want your cock inside me so bad like that's just not going
to cut it for me. That's not what I want. I want my pussy pounded so hours and hours
of oral is just no and that's the same reason why like I don't want to give blowjobs for
hours and hours because I have other plans for that cock. Yeah. And then what's your
favorite thing to do after getting some good leaven? Sleep, eat ice cream, discuss why
Harry and Jenny is a terrible pairing, etc. Depends on like was it at the middle of the
night then probably go to sleep. I guess I like to talk after sex. Maybe take a little
bit of a nap but in general like I don't sleep for hours after sex usually. I like to I don't
know kind of be goofy during sex. I think the best sex I've had hasn't necessarily
been technically good sex but it's been when the person and I have been able to just kind
of goof around while we're rolling around in bed. Just like making jokes or picking
on each other stuff like that I think is just I don't know very fun. So doing more of that
after sex like this teasing flirting snuggling and then hopefully going for round two. I
feel like one round is never it's never enough and I definitely like if we fell asleep waking
up and going at it again. Once I start I definitely want to go several times and hope that you
can keep up with that. Also random note about Harry Potter because this is a questionnaire
and in theory you're listening because you want to learn more about me. I love the Harry
Potter series and I do not like Harry at all and I recently listened to the audiobooks
and Jim Dale narrated them and he did a great job and he really made me feel a little bit
better about Harry as a character but the movies and the first time I read the books
I didn't like him at all. He's just not my favorite character at all and I didn't really
like Ginny the first time around either but after just listening to the books again I
like her a lot more. It had been a really long time since I listened to the books so
or read the books I should say which is why I listened to the audios because I was like
you know I've seen the movies a bunch of times and now I forget what I'm so mad they cut
out from the books so I'm glad I did that and you should all do it too if you haven't.
It's fantastic. Final question is it ever acceptable to rickroll someone during sex?
If you do believe it's acceptable then when is the best time to do it to someone? For
example during their orgasm or during foreplay or perhaps when that person is orally pleasuring
you etc. It is absolutely acceptable and hilarious and I think when is the best time to do that
though. Not during the orgasm because you're in that moment and I just want you to experience
your pleasure. I don't want you to worry about making a joke at that particular moment
but during foreplay would be fantastic. We might get a little sidetracked for a hot second
to laugh a bit but that goes back to what I said before where I think honestly the best
sex involves that. Being able to have that kind of goofing around with each other I think
that's the best even if you are aggressively having sex after you've goofed off a little
bit. Okay well that is the end of the questionnaire. Thanks for sticking it out to the end and
dealing with my tangents and I will hopefully have some more things to record. We'll see
what I come up with. Alright, have a good night.