1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,120 Hello. Gatsby in the Rye here. It's been a long time since I did any recording of anything. 2 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:23,160 I was doing some poetry recording things a while ago and then I just stopped. So yeah, 3 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:29,640 but I was just kind of browsing around GWA a little bit and backstage and I feel like 4 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:35,560 I'm getting more and more interested in backstage as opposed to actual GWA. I don't know what 5 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:41,880 that means, but whatever. And listened to someone else answer this questionnaire and 6 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:52,800 just really wanted to do it myself. So here is the Tinkley questionnaire, which is just 7 00:00:52,800 --> 00:01:03,160 such a silly name by Mr. Tinkles, which kind of reminds me of from How to Lose a Guy in 8 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:12,320 10 Days when they name that dog Crawl and he pees all over the pool table, billiard 9 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:20,160 table depending on where you're at. I'm sure that is not where that name comes from though. 10 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:31,160 Okay, so here's some questions. What GWA tags are you most drawn to and what do you wish 11 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:38,800 there were more of? Like I said before, I'm kind of more into just kind of listening to 12 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:46,360 people ramble and talk about themselves at the moment. So I enjoy that. But when I am 13 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:59,400 looking at GWA, I like a lot of I do like like a male male for female. I enjoy that 14 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:07,880 a lot. There's not a ton of that out there, but I like it. I do have this thing kind of 15 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:19,000 against calling someone daddy. It's not my favorite. In general, I am relatively submissive. 16 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:25,240 So I like that stuff. But I wish there was more submissive stuff for the females where 17 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:35,720 it didn't turn into a daddy thing. Just, I don't know, it like kind of creeps me out 18 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:44,600 a little bit. So yeah. Do you listen to audios for purely intellectual reasons or to use 19 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:51,640 them for sexy wand polishing or cauldron stirring activities? If you do, how important are sexy 20 00:02:51,640 --> 00:03:01,920 audios to your self pleasure exploits? When I do listen to them, it depends on what I'm 21 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:08,280 listening to, I should say. I'm actually very into audio in general. I'm currently listening 22 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:17,000 to audiobooks on the regular, which is maybe why I haven't been around GWA as much. There's 23 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:24,560 always something else I'm listening to. I think that audios in general, sexy ones and 24 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:32,240 not sexy ones, just kind of intrigue me a little more. Like they keep my mind active, 25 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:40,160 but I can also multitask during it. Not so much with the sexy ones there, but because 26 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:49,160 usually if I am listening to sexy audios, it's for cauldrons during activities for sure. 27 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:58,600 And I don't need them to get off, but they certainly help. And I do like them a lot more 28 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:10,520 than porn and much more auditory than I am visual. If you could time travel to any point 29 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:18,160 in history for sexy times, when or where would you go and who would you have wild sexual 30 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:25,400 escapades with? And you can also bring someone from your own time period with you if you 31 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:40,960 are so inclined. Um, that's a good question. I don't know that there's a specific time 32 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:47,520 I would really want to go to. I always have this problem with time travel-y questions 33 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:55,840 of, in my head it would be so great to go back to a bunch of different times. Or to 34 00:04:55,840 --> 00:05:02,080 say things like, oh I wish I lived in a different time period. But I'm always assuming in those 35 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:10,180 scenarios that like I would be well off. But I wouldn't. I would end up being like a peasant 36 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:15,760 and life would be really shitty. And no one wants crazy sex when everything is shitty 37 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:24,680 I guess. Or maybe you want more of it. Maybe it would be a lot wilder than I'm thinking. 38 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:33,600 In general I think that kind of around Victorian times they had this really in general like 39 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:45,600 stuck up puritanical kind of attitude outwardly. But I think that they were real, I don't know, 40 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:52,000 a lot more sexual than we think they were. So I think that's probably what I'd go with. 41 00:05:52,000 --> 00:06:02,600 Also cause the clothes, I mean, doesn't help with the sexy times but they're just so pretty. 42 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:08,880 What is your favorite sexual fantasy that you've never been able to fulfill yet? A threesome 43 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:17,920 male female. Was that really quick that I just came out with that? I did try to organize 44 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:28,680 one once and it didn't go through but I kind of knew in advance it wouldn't. I'm a little 45 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:39,200 chicken to do it. For real. Just because, I don't know, that's a lot going on. I feel 46 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:46,720 like I would enjoy it though. But the one guy like backed out and I knew he was going 47 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:57,120 to so then it was just regular one on one sex with the other guy. I also actually almost 48 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:08,200 did a female male female one but I chickened out of that one too just because I'm not really 49 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:15,200 sexually attracted to women. I can honestly say if someone is very pretty or if I think 50 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:25,160 they are a very attractive person but that doesn't mean that I want to touch them and 51 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:32,840 play with their stuff and whatever. The gallon question was a good friend of mine at the 52 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:43,320 time so that would have made things weird as well. We kind of had a whole adventurous 53 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:53,240 summer thing going on so we almost had that threesome after going to the bars with incredibly 54 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:59,840 low cut shirts and seeing how many people we could get to grab our boobs. This was legitimately 55 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:10,200 a game we played. I don't know who won. I can't remember. I think she might have though. 56 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:19,720 It was pretty funny to see people look at us like we were insane. That's a way more 57 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:29,440 complicated answer to that question than you needed but there you go. If you had the ability 58 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:36,600 to become some kind of sexy supernatural creature like a vampire, incubus or succubus, mermaid 59 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:46,640 or multi-tentacled love crafting horror etc. what would you want to be? In general I lean 60 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:54,160 towards mermaid because I have always just wanted to be a mermaid which really bothers 61 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:58,600 me with the fascination with mermaids right now because I feel like everybody wants to 62 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:04,320 be a mermaid and I'm like okay I used to want to be one since I was a kid so now I'm mad 63 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:11,840 everyone else is on the same boat. But also in terms of me being a sexy creature how sexy 64 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:21,800 is a mermaid? I mean they've got boobs and a mouth but the rest of them is a fish so 65 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:34,040 it's not really that sexy. So I think I would actually go with succubus. Vampires are very 66 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:49,560 intriguing but I think succubus. I have this weird like little devilish side to me that 67 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:58,400 I think leads more towards succubus than vampires so I think that is the better answer. How 68 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:08,480 many sex toys do you own that strongly resemble lightsabers? Do they have the elegant designs 69 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:15,080 of the Jedi or the harsher more forceful designs of the Sith and how many of them are curved 70 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:22,000 like Count Dooku's lightsaber? I'm sorry if I butchered any of that I have actually 71 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:31,160 not seen very much Star Wars. So if this question is specifically about Star Wars themed sex 72 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:44,160 toys I have none. If it's asking if I have any dildos I do have one. I used to have more 73 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:50,120 like a vibrator thing but they never really worked the way I wanted them to like I had 74 00:10:50,120 --> 00:11:00,680 tried several and now I have like a like a suction cup dildo and I like that a lot. It's 75 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:12,680 versatile you can use it all over the place and that's very bendy so there's that. If 76 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:21,920 you have a penis and I do not so let's skip that if you don't have a penis have you ever 77 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:31,080 grabbed someone else's and done the lightsaber swooshing noises while waving it around? I 78 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:42,480 have not done that. Again I'm not the biggest Star Wars person so that's not like top of 79 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:52,680 my list of things to do. I would be much more likely to wave around someone's penis and 80 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:56,440 say expecto patronum because that would be funny to me because white stuff comes out 81 00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:05,080 of it like that's a lot funnier to me than a lightsaber so that's the way I'd go. Oh 82 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:16,200 no that's sort of related to that. Have you ever had a partner write things on your skin 83 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:25,200 and was it Harry Potter fan fiction? I have not had anyone write something on my skin 84 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:32,520 as like a partner activity that seems like a weird thing to do. I don't know. I did have 85 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:39,000 one guy write my name on his penis but I didn't write it on there and it was just my name 86 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:48,800 so no. During their orgasm would you prefer that your partner whimper quietly as they 87 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:57,060 come scream their pleasure loudly or just moan at a moderate volume or would you prefer 88 00:12:57,060 --> 00:13:04,600 that they drop some dubstep beats as they come? Then there's an example but I'm not 89 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:13,960 even going to pretend because dubstep is not my thing in case you couldn't tell already. 90 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:23,960 So I really like when a guy is vocal during sex. I like to hear that he's having a good 91 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:33,200 time. I like to hear that I'm giving him pleasure. So all of them are good as long as there's 92 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:43,800 some noise in general I'm happy but I would prefer I think just moaning at a moderate 93 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:54,840 volume. I don't need someone screaming I guess but little whimpers aren't. I don't know. 94 00:13:54,840 --> 00:14:06,720 I feel better about how good of a job I'm doing if it's a little louder than a whimper. 95 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:16,520 What is your favorite position and is it dragon style? In which the woman swoops down arms 96 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:22,120 outstretched like wings and the man has to thrust his dragon slaying spear at just the 97 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:30,000 right spot or risk being killed by fire. If the woman doesn't actually breathe fire for 98 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:34,360 some reason she can just aggressively blow pops of air in the man's face while going 99 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:52,640 rah rah give me your treasures human. It's not that. I really enjoy amusing sex but not 100 00:14:52,640 --> 00:15:00,060 to that level. Maybe I'll answer that more a little further down. My favorite position 101 00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:07,160 is I call it sporking. I don't know what other people call it but basically while you fork 102 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:18,600 aka fuck while spooning is my favorite. I don't know I feel like it's a good angle. 103 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:29,400 I like being able to have hands everywhere, lips everywhere. I don't know it just feels 104 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:40,600 like a good position to me. I don't know how else to describe that. It also helps a lot 105 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:52,200 I will say this because I am short in general. It helps to match up height that way by laying 106 00:15:52,200 --> 00:16:02,480 down. Otherwise I run into problems where my legs are short so me on my knees is not 107 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:15,320 necessarily a good height for someone else. So, sporking helps with that too. Would you 108 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:21,640 ever consider giving a sexy countdown in fractions in which the other person can only come if 109 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:36,440 you reach a value of less than 50% but you use fractions like 670 over 1337 which equals 110 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:49,240 51.08% just to troll them? No. I wouldn't do that. First of all math is not my strongest 111 00:16:49,240 --> 00:17:01,320 suit but more importantly I don't feel like it's ever my goal to have someone hold back 112 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:08,720 from coming even if it's coming a little too quickly. I feel like that's more my goal and 113 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:23,320 then I want to go again if it is quick. I like to do the draw it out not let someone 114 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:28,680 come part like I like to do a lot of teasing beforehand before we actually get started 115 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:35,880 but then when we actually get started I'm not going to tell you you can't come because 116 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:49,120 I want you to. Would you do a sexy Lord of the Rings role play and if so would you refer 117 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:58,560 to the penis assuming one is involved as the Tower of Bardur? I don't know how to pronounce 118 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:08,520 that and I apologize. I feel like my nerd grad is real low during this survey. Bonus 119 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:15,640 points for referring to the slit as the Eye of Sauron. So Lord of the Rings role play 120 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:26,280 I might do but it wouldn't be that. I mean first of all I can't pronounce what that tower 121 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:34,720 name is so that would not go great but also I wouldn't call my pussy the Eye of Sauron 122 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:40,800 because also then you're poking the Eye of Sauron with a dick like a dick in the eye 123 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:48,580 is not a pleasant time for anybody so no that is not a good situation. If you said something 124 00:18:48,580 --> 00:19:03,000 more like I don't know like let's say my pussy is precious and go from there but then it 125 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:09,880 becomes creepy because then you have to act like Gollum so probably not that either. It 126 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,440 would probably have to be something more along the lines if we're going to pretend to be 127 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:22,660 elves because they're the sexy ones in Lord of the Rings. Have you ever listened to sexy 128 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:29,720 audios while trading on the stock market and if so during the climax portion of the audio 129 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:44,840 do you shout call me the narwhal of Wall Street baby. No I have not and I don't know that 130 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:56,200 I would necessarily say that but in theory trading on the stock market I mean if I was 131 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:05,480 doing it I suppose that would be the way to go. I feel like I wouldn't say narwhal though 132 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:15,000 because I don't have a penis I feel like you would have to have one to make that statement. 133 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:22,240 Next question if you have just had an orgasm would you allow your partner to continue pleasuring 134 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:33,960 you or would you insist that your extremely sensitive sexy bits are now a keep away zone. 135 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:43,400 It depends on the situation. So I'm just going to go ahead and say this as a little bit of 136 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:59,360 a PSA. Porns usually show men very aggressively attacking the clit and that's not really the 137 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:06,560 way to do it. I mean maybe that works for some folks I guess but it does not work for 138 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:15,920 me so maybe it's more of a PSA for me. If I, this is part of my problem, if I could 139 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:26,840 find a guy who like was okay with not being super aggressive with my clit then that would 140 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:35,080 be great and I would want him to keep going absolutely but sometimes it's just a little 141 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:45,680 too aggressive and then it does literally hurt. Yeah so if it was a little more gentle 142 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:51,960 and not the whole time like just right after just be a little gentle for a little bit and 143 00:21:51,960 --> 00:22:04,440 then build back up I would be absolutely fantastic with that. That would be great. Let's see 144 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:11,640 what are your feelings on Marathon Blowjobs Marathon Conlingus in which your partner orally 145 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:18,360 pleasures you again and again virtually nonstop over the course of several hours. Oh my fuck 146 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:30,920 no. I wish I could say that sounds good to me but neither one does. They really don't. 147 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:41,960 I get bored when I'm given oral. Maybe I just haven't had someone who's really good at it. 148 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:52,480 It's a definite possibility but in general I feel like my mind wanders too much during 149 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:59,200 it and then I'm not in the moment and then it's taking me away from whatever pleasure 150 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:11,400 I might be getting. So I would not want someone licking my clit for hours and hours and hours. 151 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:20,440 Also my problem with that is for me it doesn't take much to get me going and then when I'm 152 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:31,280 when I'm really horny like I want your cock inside me so bad like that's just not going 153 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:37,040 to cut it for me. That's not what I want. I want my pussy pounded so hours and hours 154 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:44,880 of oral is just no and that's the same reason why like I don't want to give blowjobs for 155 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:57,000 hours and hours because I have other plans for that cock. Yeah. And then what's your 156 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:02,840 favorite thing to do after getting some good leaven? Sleep, eat ice cream, discuss why 157 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:14,840 Harry and Jenny is a terrible pairing, etc. Depends on like was it at the middle of the 158 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:29,240 night then probably go to sleep. I guess I like to talk after sex. Maybe take a little 159 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:40,880 bit of a nap but in general like I don't sleep for hours after sex usually. I like to I don't 160 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:47,840 know kind of be goofy during sex. I think the best sex I've had hasn't necessarily 161 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:54,640 been technically good sex but it's been when the person and I have been able to just kind 162 00:24:54,640 --> 00:25:02,600 of goof around while we're rolling around in bed. Just like making jokes or picking 163 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:14,560 on each other stuff like that I think is just I don't know very fun. So doing more of that 164 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:28,000 after sex like this teasing flirting snuggling and then hopefully going for round two. I 165 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:38,720 feel like one round is never it's never enough and I definitely like if we fell asleep waking 166 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:51,840 up and going at it again. Once I start I definitely want to go several times and hope that you 167 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:59,400 can keep up with that. Also random note about Harry Potter because this is a questionnaire 168 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:07,000 and in theory you're listening because you want to learn more about me. I love the Harry 169 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:18,480 Potter series and I do not like Harry at all and I recently listened to the audiobooks 170 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:27,360 and Jim Dale narrated them and he did a great job and he really made me feel a little bit 171 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:35,000 better about Harry as a character but the movies and the first time I read the books 172 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:44,720 I didn't like him at all. He's just not my favorite character at all and I didn't really 173 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:50,280 like Ginny the first time around either but after just listening to the books again I 174 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:58,320 like her a lot more. It had been a really long time since I listened to the books so 175 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:04,200 or read the books I should say which is why I listened to the audios because I was like 176 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:08,240 you know I've seen the movies a bunch of times and now I forget what I'm so mad they cut 177 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:15,240 out from the books so I'm glad I did that and you should all do it too if you haven't. 178 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:24,520 It's fantastic. Final question is it ever acceptable to rickroll someone during sex? 179 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:30,120 If you do believe it's acceptable then when is the best time to do it to someone? For 180 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:36,080 example during their orgasm or during foreplay or perhaps when that person is orally pleasuring 181 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:50,880 you etc. It is absolutely acceptable and hilarious and I think when is the best time to do that 182 00:27:50,880 --> 00:28:01,000 though. Not during the orgasm because you're in that moment and I just want you to experience 183 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:09,040 your pleasure. I don't want you to worry about making a joke at that particular moment 184 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:18,600 but during foreplay would be fantastic. We might get a little sidetracked for a hot second 185 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:25,240 to laugh a bit but that goes back to what I said before where I think honestly the best 186 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:32,760 sex involves that. Being able to have that kind of goofing around with each other I think 187 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:41,360 that's the best even if you are aggressively having sex after you've goofed off a little 188 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:51,000 bit. Okay well that is the end of the questionnaire. Thanks for sticking it out to the end and 189 00:28:51,000 --> 00:29:03,800 dealing with my tangents and I will hopefully have some more things to record. We'll see 190 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:11,960 what I come up with. Alright, have a good night.