Hello everybody, it's Gatsby again. I'm sure you guys are starting to get real sick of
me so I apologize for that. I don't know, I just like doing these little questionary
things and sometimes just have other things I want to say. So I figure Reddit is a good
place to say those things. Today I'm gonna do the one nosy bish questionnaire from Sunnydale
Bound. It's not that many questions so we'll see how long it takes. Alright, here we go.
Question number one. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? Um, anywhere
in the world? It's a tough choice. I feel like I would gear towards probably England.
I visited there in high school. I think I've said that before on a different survey. Um,
and it was a, I felt very at home there. Um, there's not like a ton of places that I've
just like immediately felt at home even when I was on my own. Uh, and that was the first
time it had happened is when I went there. And then the other time was when I was touring
colleges and I had gone to a big city one that had always been my number one choice
for a tour. And it was fine, whatever, but it was big and you could tell you were just
gonna be a number there. And when on the way back home we stopped at another university
and just kind of tour around because it was on the way. Uh, I absolutely fell in love
with the town, with the campus, everything. It felt like home. Um, and that is the college
that I ended up going to. I don't think I even applied to that big city college actually
because that small one became my number one choice because of enjoying the feel of the
town and everything so much more. Um, so I think that's probably where I would go. I
think I really liked, uh, London is actually one of the only big cities that I think I've,
I like, uh, I'm not a huge fan of, of them otherwise. And honestly, I don't know that
I could handle living in London. Um, I'm just not like a big city gal. I liked Bath a lot
though, but I'm sure it's crazy expensive to live there. So that probably wouldn't be
great. Um, but if we were looking at just in the U S where I would just like pick up
and move to, I would probably go to the West coast, uh, Seattle or Portland sort of area.
I have never been there, um, in the Midwest. I have been to California, but that's not
where I would look to go. I am not really sure why I have it stuck in my head that I'm
pretty sure I would love it there. Uh, but I'm pretty sure I would love it there. Also,
I wouldn't mind, uh, checking Canada out, but I haven't ever been there. I don't know
why it's not that far away. Uh, but I haven't, so I might like it there a lot too.
Number two, what is the first thing you must do when you wake up? A naughty answer is fine.
The first thing that I must do when I wake up is feed the cats. Um, I've got, this makes
me sound like a, like a crazy, uh, cat lady. I have three cats and they usually are the
reason I wake up in the morning. Specifically, I have one cat that is very insistent and
in my face that she wants breakfast. Uh, so I usually feed them first on my way to the
bathroom, which would be what I need to do right away when I wake up for me. But in general,
I feed the cats first. Okay, number three, this is going to be a short question. Do you
play video games? If so, which is your favorite? If not, do you enjoy the concept or how do
you feel about it? I do not play video games. Um, I'm just not very good at them, I guess.
I don't mind them in general and I don't even mind just like watching someone else play
them. But I'm not great with hand to eye coordination, I guess, that goes into it or like using
the controller the right way. I was really excited when the Wii first came out because
I'm the kind of person who if you have to move a certain way in the video game, I would
move the whole controller. So I was like, great, there's a console that does that and
I have a Wii but I haven't plugged it in for years. And truthfully, the only games I have
on it that I ever played were Mario Party and karaoke games. Those are the only things
I really ever played. So it doesn't even really matter. So there's that. So I don't mind it.
I'm just not good at it. So I would rather play like a tabletop game. That also involves
like being around people a little more. So I think I enjoy that too, versus just on my
own. But I probably wouldn't mind if it was an online game and you were playing with other
people.
Okay, number four, what is one show or movie you could watch over and over again and never
get bored with? I feel like they have a bunch of answers to this question. So I just started
rewatching Pushing Daisies because I love that one. It took me a long time to see that
one. But once I did start watching it, I am a huge fan of everything about that series.
It's quirky. It's fast paced. They are very like quick witted and punny and almost sort
of savage to each other in a way that I just I really enjoy that. And then all of the costumes
and everything. There's a character in there, Olive Snook. And I love Olive, but she has
a bedroom that's got this wallpaper. That's kind of, I don't know, it's kind of bad. It
wouldn't be bad, I guess as I could handle it as a wallpaper. It's like white with green
little motifs on it. But in a few scenes they show it. It is her wallpaper. It's her flooring.
It's her bedspread. And it's her pajamas. Like, I don't know, stuff like that. Super
Muses made the whole set design and everything about that show. I adore. It's beautiful.
I feel like I tend to like almost everything that Brian Soler has a hand in because I also
really like Hannibal, American Gods, all sorts of stuff. But also, in terms of movie, I used
to watch the Underworld movies a bunch. It's not my favorite. There's other movies that
I could probably watch more than that. But I used to just put it on so it was like playing
in the background when I graded papers. I was a philosophy minor at my college and don't
ask me any philosophy questions. I don't remember any of the philosophers and what they taught.
But I would grade the first year exams because our professor was actually blind. And he insisted
on only having, like he could have made his life so easy if he just did a Scantron test.
It would have been so simple. But he didn't. He did essay exams. So I would go for the
higher up classes and read people's answers to him and he'd tell me what grades to put
on it. And then for his first year class, it was like a general elective that just a
bunch of people took and no one cared about. I would just grade those on my own. He'd give
me like a rubric and I'd just have to go deal with it. So that was something I had in the
background. Just to kind of have something on that I didn't really have to pay attention
to. Another movie that I watch a lot that I've been watching for years and I don't ever
get sick of it is Robin Hood Men in Tights. I feel like it's a very underrated Mel Brooks
film. Most people are usually more for baseballs or Blazing Saddles or Young Frankenstein. The
Robin Hood Men in Tights is totally my jam. My cousin got me into it. She used to watch
it a lot when she was babysitting me. And I thought it was funny then, but every time
but not every time now because I understand most of it now. But for years there was just
like a new joke that I was finally understanding. And I don't know, I like it a lot. Blinken
is my favorite character in that in case you were wondering. And then one more for this
one is Bob's Burgers. Oh my gosh, I lied. There's two more. I'm sorry that this question
has so many answers. Bob's Burgers is like my current favorite show. Every time I try
and decide which of Belcher Children is my favorite, I can't. I usually am like, well
I don't like Gene. And then when I'm actually watching it, I'm like, no, I actually laugh
a lot at things Gene says or does. So I like him too. Yeah, all of them. I love them. I
actually on the Bob's Burgers subreddit, there's a bunch of people who've gotten portraits
made of them and their significant other. I've got a cousin and a best friend who both
really love the show as well. And I actually commissioned two pictures from someone there.
And she's already done them and they are great. And I just got them done today where I had
them printed out in like a poster size. And I got them put in frames. They're like staring
at me right now, but they are amazing. And I love them so much. And I'm just very excited.
I feel like I've had a really good day and that definitely is part of it, is that I have
those now. It didn't take long at all for her to finish them and I'm honestly not going
to be able to wait until their birthdays, which is why I originally got these. I've
already told my cousin that her birthday isn't until the end of August. I've already told
her that the next time I see her, she's going to get her present because I can't wait. My
best friend lives on the other side of the state. So she probably is going to have to
wait for hers. But I don't know how long I'm going to be able to hold out. The last one
and even if I think of another one, I won't even talk about it. But the other show I like
a lot and I can watch on repeat is the cartoon Chowder from Cartoon Network. I love that
cartoon too. In case you haven't figured out by now because Bob's Burgers is also kind
of punny, so is Chowder. Puns are totally my jam. I love them. That show is ridiculous
and crazy and makes fun of itself. I enjoy that show a lot. If anyone's familiar with
the show, I think my favorite episode is the one, Schnitzelquits. I also really love that
everyone in the show is named after food. It's such like a weird little thing, but it
cracks me up. I'm going to move on to another question. Number five. What is your favorite
album by any band or singer? I feel like I'm not good at this question. I have a lot of
music that I like, but I don't have a favorite album. Right now, I feel like the music I
am very into is Sara Bareilles and the songs I've been enjoying the most are from the CD
she has. That's music from Waitress. That's her and Jason Mraz singing. I think those
are my favorites at the moment. Otherwise, if I were to treat this question kind of like
the previous one, what are things that I can listen to over and over again and just not
get sick of? I have a definite place in my heart for the Spice Girls, their first album.
Anyone who doesn't get excited when their music comes on is lying. That's how I feel
about that. Also Hootie and the Blowfish. I like a lot. There's actually another artist.
I haven't listened to her music in a really long time, but if I was going to have someone
compose a soundtrack to go with my life, I just really like her music and how it flows
and it's just kind of folksy is Laura Brino. I don't know if she's still going by her name.
At one point, she changed it to Lily and the Pearl, but if you haven't listened to her
stuff, you should check her out. I like her stuff a lot. Number six. Have you ever broken
a bone? If so, what happened? I hate this question because I feel like I'm going to
jinx myself. I have not. I just knocked on a little wood side table because that's asking
for it. Seven. What is one kink you wish you could try in real life, but are too afraid
to or just don't know the logistics of it? I think I mentioned this on another questionnaire
as well, so sorry if this is repetitive, but that would be a threesome with two guys. I
tried to orchestrate one once, but I knew that one of the people was going to flake
out even though he agreed to it. I just knew he wasn't actually going to be there, so I
feel like I'm fine saying things like that and acting like I'm setting one up, but when
it actually came down to making it happen, I don't know if I could go through with it.
The logistics of it seems like a nightmare. I'm not the kind of person, I think, who could
handle it if it was someone I was in a relationship with, so I couldn't actually be interested
in seeing either guy long term, I think. I might be okay with it. If it was a threesome
with another woman, I might have more problems than with two men, but I wouldn't really want
to do that anyway.
Number eight, do you have a favorite go-to toy or implement to use on yourself or someone
else, or is there one you've always wanted to try? I'm also going to read you number
nine and then my answer is going to kind of combine the two. Number nine is, when you're
by yourself and in the mood, what is the best way to relieve your lust? The best way depends
on what exactly I'm looking for in terms of how I'm going to get off. If I just want to
do something very quickly, like if it's early in the morning and I just decide I want to
have an orgasm before I get up, whatever, then I'll just rub my clit myself and just be done
with it. If I want to have multiples that happen fairly quickly, then I do have a knock
off Hitachi wand, because Hitachis are expensive, so this thing is basically the same goddamn
thing, but it was way cheaper. I use that. It gets me there very, very quickly and then
I have to pull it away for a second and then I can just keep going. So then I would use
that and the other option is I've got a suction cup dildo and that one is probably my favorite
because I don't know that I necessarily climax from penetration, but I prefer that feeling
in general. So that one's probably my favorite, but I have other ways that will get me there
much quicker. This is the last question. What is the biggest turn on for you in regards
to another person? That is probably their hands and their forearms and I feel like that's
a weird thing. Maybe not what's expected. If you guys haven't seen the subreddit Forearm
Porn, it's one of my favorites. I don't know what it is, but I really like when a guy's
got very veiny forearms. I don't know why, like when the veins are popping out. I don't
know. That's really hot, but I can't tell you why. I don't know why I think that's sexy,
but I do. Also a guy's hands. I went out with a guy once who had like little, his hands
weren't super tiny, but his fingers were very feminine. I guess like they were short and
they were kind of pointed and his nails were like better manicured than mine and stuff.
It just really threw me off and that's, I feel like another really weird shallow thing
to get hung up on, but this is a side note. I feel like I get hung up on those little
things sometimes because I don't know, I'm a little neurotic. And one of the reasons
with the hands, I can justify a little better than the, than the forearms. But when I'm
looking at a guy's hands, I'm not doing the whole like, Oh, that must be how big his dick
is thing. Cause that's not true. It's more so like, I think about how it would be if
he was fingering me like with those fingers. So like if they're really like short and round
like chode fingers, like that's a different experience than if someone had long fingers.
Yeah. So I think about that a lot when I see it. Um, and it's not everybody's hands, I
guess I look at, but I don't know. That's usually what kind of catches my attention
is a guy's hands and then his forearms. Yeah. So those are my answers and thank you for
listening to them. Um, I hope you guys are having a good rest of your day and I'm sure
I will see you in another questionnaire or something later. Bye.