You know, I've been thinking, we've been best friends for a long time now, I mean, I can't even remember a time when I wasn't always hanging out with you, but that got me thinking. We're not together all the time, so what do we do when we're not with each other? I mean, when I'm not with you or other friends, I'm usually reading or watching movies or Netflix, but I'm curious to know how you spend your free time. Similarly. I guess that's not a big surprise. Yeah, I know that you play more video games, but I bet you also watch more porn than me too. Oh come on, you don't have to lie about it to me, we're best friends! We can talk about this stuff. If it makes you feel any better, I do watch porn. You probably just watch more than me. Okay, so if you don't watch porn, how do you jerk off? Do you have like a Playboy subscription or something? Wait, what? Yeah, right, telling me that you don't watch porn is one thing, but there is no way you have never masturbated. Everyone does it. Honestly, I'm surprised you're so shy about this stuff. Seriously, what's with you today? You actually expect me to believe that you, an adult man, have never masturbated. So what do you do when you get hard? What, you just wait for it to go down on its own? What do you mean what else would you do? You have, you really never touched yourself? Not even once? Wow, that's unusual. So do you not like it, or not know how to, or what? You just never tried it. I mean, I guess that sort of makes sense, but still, I feel like you should have learned how to do it at some point. Remember back in high school, we were in health class together. Sure, they didn't go into specifics, but they definitely at least mentioned masturbation, and I would have thought that some of your guy friends would have talked to you about it. Oh, I'm the only one you've ever talked to about sex stuff? Well, I'm glad that you trust me so much. I mean, I obviously trust you too, and I actually haven't talked about this with anyone else either. Maybe it's because neither of us have, you know, dated anyone, but wait, if you've never masturbated, then that means you've never come, right? Yeah, I guess if you don't watch porn, you might not know. I mean that you've never, you know, had an orgasm. So what? So it's, it's, what I'm saying is that you're missing out. What kind of question is that? I already told you that I watch porn, so what do you think? Okay, okay, okay, you're right. I brought this up, yeah, I masturbate because it's fun and it feels really good. You should try it, you know, I mean it, I promise you'll like it. In fact, you know what, as your best friend, I want to help you in any way that I can. So I'm going to teach you how to masturbate right here, right now. Yes, I'm serious. It's important for a guy to know how to touch himself. Yeah, it's an important skill to have. Just, just wait here, I'm going to go get some things. Okay, I brought some tissues and some lube, which is basically all you need. So masturbation 101. Step one is to get an erection, so go ahead and do that. Well, I don't know, just think of something sexy. This is never going to work if you can't get hard. Okay, what does it look like I'm doing? I'm taking my clothes off so that you can get an erection, silly, weren't you listening? No, don't look away, that defeats the whole purpose. Besides, you need to get naked too. Yes, you do. If you want to learn how to masturbate, you better start stripping. Very funny. Taking off your shirt does not help. Okay, so now you can look at me and just my underwear and hopefully you can get an erection soon. Did I, did I say hopefully? I just meant, it's not like that, I just want you to get turned on by looking at my body. Well, I mean, I do, but not for myself. I want you to get turned on so I can teach you how to... Um, well, I guess step one is complete, but you need to take off your boxers too. Hey, it's okay, just trust me, please. Okay, it's very hard. What up? I'm just blushing because I'm only wearing bra and panties and I've never seen one in real life before. What? Oh, right, I need to teach you. Okay, um, so the first step is for you to put some of the lube on your hand. You don't need too much, just a little, a little goes a long way. Yeah, that's, that's plenty. Now you rub it all around your cock so it's nice and slippery, uh-huh, just like that. I think you're ready now, I mean, you certainly look ready. Put your hand around it like this and squeeze firmly, but not so hard that you're hitting yourself. Now slowly start to move your hand up and down like this, how, how does it feel? It should feel really good, yeah, that sort of tingly feeling is normal, I guess that means it's working. So now you could start to change the speed and pressure of your hand depending on what feels best for you. Usually you would go faster and faster the more and more worked up you get. Your other hand, well, you could put that one on your cock too or you could hold your balls and sort of gently massage them. If it's okay with you, I'm gonna take my bra off, that should help you out, there you go. This is the first time you've seen a woman's breasts, I mean, being breastfed as a baby doesn't really count, so, not that I care about my breasts being the first ones you see or anything, what, don't, don't compliment them, that's not something I want to hear from my best friend, I know people mistake us for being a couple, but it's not like I like that or anything, just shut up and focus on masturbating, okay? The way you bite, you look like that looks really, um, you're trying to what? Oh, it's fine to make noises, it's normal. It just happens sometimes when it feels really good. I know I said shut up, but that's not what I meant, so at a certain point you should start to feel something building, I guess, something inside of you, I mean, that's normal too, it's going to feel better and better, and then you'll come, um, basically what will happen is it will feel really good, the white stuff will shoot out of your cock, that's pretty much how it works for guys, I think, you look like you're getting pretty close to coming, you know, judging by your breathing and stuff, yeah, so I'm going to take my panties off, seeing me naked, not, not me specifically, but a girl completely naked should get you there, no, I didn't think I'd be doing this today, did you think I'd ever thought about you stroking your hard cock and coming while looking at my naked body, that's ridiculous, where would she even get that idea, um, anyway, my panties are off now, so you should come any second, you, you feel it, okay, just keep stroking and your body will do the rest, yeah, just, just like that, oh, well, there's so much, no, don't, don't stop, you need to keep stroking it all the way through, there you go, wow, you came a lot, good thing I brought those tissues, oh, were you wondering about those, yeah, those are there so you can clean up afterwards, so, what did you think about your first orgasm, pretty great, right, well, I'm glad I was the one to teach you this, or, I mean, I'm glad that you enjoyed it, just, just clean up and get dressed so we can get pizza.