All right, that's another one taken care of. Almost done. Let's see what the book says.
Okay, 28 couples reaffirming their love for each other. Check. 32 single women. Check.
And 38 single men. There we go. Just one name left. Records indicate that he's a single
man, and oh, his house is right over there. That's convenient. One more shoot for my bow,
one more human wandering off to find his soulmate, and then I can finally get back to my vacation.
Oh, how wonderful it is to spread love across the world. I don't see why I had to be the one
to get called in. What's so hard about flying above the city and shooting love arrows at people
when they can't even see you? It isn't even that difficult. I'm going to give those stupid
cupids a piece of my mind once I'm back in heaven. Oh, hey, I think that's my target. Yeah,
there he is. Didn't even have to go find him. Now that's more like it. This day is starting
to turn around. Right now, human, just keep walking along like that. Today is your lucky
day for love. Study. Aim. Fire. Ha! Bullseye. Don't worry, my friend. You may feel hot and
dizzy for a while, but that's normal. Go off and find your soulmate now because I've got
a vacation to get back to. Now, where should I...? Huh? Why is he just standing there? Is
he...? Is he looking at me? No. There's no way. Nobody can see me. But maybe I should
go down and check on him. Nobody has just frozen up like that before. Weird. He's just
standing there. Did I use the wrong arrow? No. He doesn't look injured. Is he looking
at me? You can see me and hear me. Stop looking at me. You're not supposed to be able to see
me. Why can't you see me? Well, yeah, I'm an angel. Gee, what gave it away? The wings?
The halo? Well, I'm in jeans and a t-shirt because I was supposed to be on vacation right
now. But no. The powers that were be were all like, oh yeah, the cupids can't handle
Valentine's Day on their own because we can't keep a schedule at all. And it would be a
miracle if they managed to meet this year's love quota. So yeah, I got called into work
while I was supposed to be relaxing. So forgive me for not looking like what you expected.
Hey, I... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to go off you like that. It's... I know it's not
your fault. Well, I'm glad you forgive me, but I don't really know what's wrong with
you. I shot over 50 people with love arrows today. You were the last one and the only
person who reacted like this. Nobody else could see me, that's for sure. The magic of
the bow hides my presence. Um, will you just wait here for a second? Let me consult my
training manual. Congratulations on purchasing the Cupitron 3000. You're sure that you'll
have an enjoyable time spreading love across the mortal realms with our easy to use product,
blah blah blah blah. Okay, I think this is the section. Okay, listen to this. Simply
fire the red love arrows at a human. It doesn't matter where you hit them, the effects will
be the same. The target will feel no pain, but they might stumble and suddenly feel hot
and dazed. If the human already has a partner in love, they will suddenly feel a great longing
for them and will soon head home to find their partner. If the human does not have a romantic
partner, the effects will vary between humans. However, one universal result is that all
single humans struck with love arrows feel an invisible force acting upon them. They
claim that it will feel like they're being pulled along by an invisible string and they're
compelled to follow it. They will undergo a journey and whenever it ends, they will find
their soulmate. Crap, it didn't say anything about humans suddenly being able to see their
user. Huh? What did you just say? You think I'm your soulmate? That's ridiculous. It
doesn't work like that. Come on. Keep reading. What's the point? Fine. Fine. The book says,
we are proud to declare that in over 3 billion proven cases, the love arrows have a successful
rate of 100%. However long it takes for a single human to complete their journey, they
will always encounter their soulmate at the end. In some cases, this can even allow for
love that defies normal boundaries. No. No way. That can't be right. I mean, you didn't
even know I existed until just a second ago. You didn't even know that angels and heaven
were real. I mean, come on. I am not actually your soulmate. You're probably just confused
and saw me for some other reason. Oh, I know. I bet your actual soulmate is just right around
the corner. Oh, look over there. That's probably her, right? Oh, no. She's married. Oh, I get
it. This is a setup. Okay, where are the hidden cameras? Did the dark angel put you up to
this? No, I don't hate you. I just I don't even know you. I mean, I guess you're kind
of handsome. But I what? You want to kiss me? Why should I let a stranger kiss me? It's
not even if we really are soulmates. Well, no. You really think that'll work? I guess.
I guess that makes sense. Okay. Fine. But if you're wrong about this, I'm going to
kill you. Okay. I guess you were right. You really weren't right for the kill there. But
there's one thing I need before I believe this. Before I believe that you and I are
actually soulmates. Shoot me with a bow. I'm serious. Here, take it. The love arrow should
work on angels too, as far as I know. And, and if I feel all dizzy and hot, then I guess
we know for sure, right? It's easier to use than it looks. Just knock the arrow and pull
the string back. Do it. Hey, um, kiss me again. Okay, I have no choice but to do it. I'm going
to do it now. I love you too. I've never even met you before, but there's no other explanation
for this feeling. Looking at you, it makes me really happy. Can we go back to your place?
I, I need you. Come on. Let me take off your clothes. Wow. You have a really nice chest.
Can I, can I touch you? Oh, you feel really nice. I've never really gotten to examine
a human this close before. I love your muscles, your shoulders, your neck. Here, let me take
my top off too. It's only fair. Bra too. Like, like what you see, handsome. I look like a
goddess. You really think so? Because I've actually met some goddesses and, okay, I guess
you really think so. I think you're pretty gorgeous too, you know? Come on, don't be
shy. Explore me. You've never seen an angel before, right? Let alone a naked one. Did
my hands feel as good as yours too? That love arrow is seriously strong, even if my skin
is this sensitive. Massaging my breasts like that, it's really good. Hey, do you like my
wings? Will you touch them too? That feels really good. Let me unfurl them all the way
for you. See how far they extend? Pretty nice wingspan, right? Aren't my feathers just
the softest thing you've ever felt? They're awesome, right? Yeah, it's like carrying a
blanket with you wherever you go. Now that gives me an idea. Come on, let's get your
pants off. I've got an idea. Wow, look at you. Excited, are we? So am I. Here we go.
Watch me, okay? I'm going to kneel down in front of you, fold my wings around, and then
reach them towards you. That sounded incredible. I take it you like my feathers, and huh? Do
my soft, fluffy feathers feel good stroking your hard, aching cock? Just look at you.
Your face is amazing. Moan for me, okay? I want to know how good I'm making you feel.
Goddamn, you're getting even harder. Oh, they can punish me for taking the Lord's name in
vain later. This is all their fault, though, for sending me here. I can't hold back anymore.
I need to get a taste of you. God, this is unreal. How can you taste this good? Well,
I think we're going to need a lot more of those love arrows. You taste delicious, sweetheart.
Does this feel good, seeing this beautiful angel on her knees and sucking your cock?
You look like you're in heaven. You know we're still on earth, right? Besides, you haven't
seen anything yet. I'm going to start using my wings too, okay? I'm going to suck on you
and stroke your shaft with my feathers. Are you ticklish? I hope so. You sound so fucking
sexy right now. Keep moaning for me like that. This is really turning me on. I'm going to
add my hands too, okay? Your poor balls deserve some attention. There we go. But oh my, what's
this? Your poor balls are so full. You're really pent up, aren't you? Poor thing. Don't
you worry. We've got each other now. You don't ever have to go so long again. So give it
to me, okay? Stop holding back. I want to take care of you, sweetie. You let me take
care of you. Will you give me all of your gum? Come on. Give it to me. I want it so badly.
I fucking need to do this for you. Oh god, yes. Moan for me, baby. Moan for me and let
it all go. Give me your gum. I'll take all of it. Yes, that's it. Let it all go. Come
for me. I want... You did so well. Fuck, you taste incredible. Are you okay? Let's just
lie down on the bed for a minute. It's okay. Just get your breath back. I know that was
so intense. Did you like it? A triple threat. Only an angel could give you pleasure so divine,
right? Oh, you're welcome, sweetheart. Leave me. That was fun for me, too. You know we're
not stopping there, right? I mean, look at you. You're already getting hard again. It's
okay if you need another minute. In the meantime, though, you read my mind, handsome. Let's see
if your tongue feels as good as your fingers. Off. Your tongue dripping in and out of me.
What the hell did that arrow do to me? I think I'm already gonna... Holy shit. Holy shit.
Fuck, don't stop. Don't you dare. Oh, it feels like my whole body's on fire. I've never been
this sensitive my whole life. Yes. Yes. Faster. Faster, please. Fuck, I'm going to. I'm going
to, too, again. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Is this what a sake bus gets to experience all the
time? This is a dream, right? No. No, I definitely feel you poking me. I guess we're ready to
go. Come on, then. Take me. Show me how real you are. Show me that we're really meant for
each other. Oh, fuck. Oh, you're inside me. Oh, you're burning up too, aren't you? I don't
think this fire's gonna go in its own baby. Oh, fuck. Oh, you're perfect. You fit me so
perfectly. Harder. Harder. Harder, please. Take me harder. Oh, God damn it. This is too
much. I can't take it. I can't take it. Oh, this is so fucking good. I love you. I don't
know how. I don't know why, but I just. Oh, you're just so perfect for me. I really. Oh,
I really love you. Please. Please, let's come together. Wait for me. I'm so close. Just
a little bit more. Oh, fuck. I'm coming. I'm coming. Come with me, baby. Let's come together.
Come with me. Come with me. Come here. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, you. That's
just. I don't even. I don't even have words anymore. Perfect. That's all I can think of.
Perfect. Kiss me. We really are perfect for each other. The fire. It finally stopped.
I think the love magic wore off. I guess I'm gonna be staying on Earth a lot longer than I
expected. I'll need to work out something with my wings in Halo. Do you think this was planned?
It's not unheard of for angels to fall in love with humans.
It makes me think that this entire Valentine's Day understaffing was just a big scheme. Can I
stay with you? I'm fine with being just your girlfriend for now. I really don't know much
about living on Earth. You don't need to teach me lots of things, okay? Yeah, me too. I think
we're really going to be happy together. So, what's your name?