1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Hello? Is anyone there? This is the police. 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Good evening, sir. My name is Officer Jules. May I have a word with you? 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Well, sir, it appears we received some troubling reports from your neighbors, and I was asked to come down here and make sure everything is alright. 4 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,000 What kind of reports? 5 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Well, we've received calls from several of your neighbors, who all claim to have heard sounds of women screaming coming from your home. 6 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Yes, sir, I am serious. According to these reports, several neighbors have witnessed you entering this house over the last few weeks with various women, sometimes two or three at a time. 7 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Not long afterwards, loud screams were heard coming from a house. 8 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:54,000 One neighbor claimed that many of these women were heard, and I quote, begging for mercy. 9 00:00:54,000 --> 00:01:06,000 They kept shouting things like, oh god, oh god, oh fuck, and please, please, please, not so rough, before going back to screaming and moaning like fucking banshees. Pardon my language. 10 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 But that's what he— 11 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Um, excuse me, sir, are you laughing at me? 12 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Would you mind explaining to me what you find so funny about all of this? These are serious allegations being made against you by your neighbors, and I expect you to take this more seriously. 13 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Now, you need to tell me exactly what you've been doing with these women, or I'm going to have to take you down to the station and— 14 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Oh. You say there's a logical explanation for all of this. 15 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Well, great. I'd love to hear it. 16 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:56,000 You've met those women online on dating sites for… size queens? What exactly is a size queen? 17 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:01,000 What? You're being serious. 18 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:10,000 It's a woman that likes to have sex with men who have… who have huge, throbbing cocks. 19 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,000 I… I don't… 20 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Are you trying to tell me that all of those screams, all of the moaning, all of the begging for mercy that your neighbors heard are all because you… 21 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:31,000 You fucked those women until they started screaming like a bunch of cocksluts? 22 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Oh. Forgive my language. It's just that all of this is very hard to believe. 23 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:56,000 You expect me to take your word on all of this, that your suspicious behavior your neighbors have witnessed is actually because you have a huge, fat, veiny cock hidden in your pants? 24 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid I'm going to need more than just your word to convince me that what you're saying is true. 25 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:13,000 You want to know what else you can offer in your defense? 26 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Tell you what, sir. Why don't I come inside for a bit? Maybe we could investigate these allegations better if we had a little privacy. 27 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Thank you, sir. 28 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:35,000 It's a very nice place you have here. Would you mind if I take a look around? 29 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Thank you, sir. 30 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Let's see. Kitchen looks clean. It doesn't seem like there's anything to be suspicious of in the bathroom. 31 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:51,000 The bedroom looks empty. 32 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:58,000 There doesn't seem to be anything here. At least nothing that would arouse any suspicion. 33 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:04,000 One last thing, sir. Would you consent to a full body pat down just to be sure? 34 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000 You would? Thank you, sir. 35 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Now, let's see. 36 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Well, it doesn't seem like there's any- 37 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Wait, what? 38 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Sir, there appears to be some kind of large blunt object hidden in your pants. Are you carrying a concealed weapon of some kind? 39 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,000 You say that's your- 40 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Wait. 41 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:37,000 You're telling me that that is your cock. 42 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Oh my god, there is no way that massive thing can be your cock. 43 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Well, yes, I know what you said earlier. 44 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:55,000 You told me you had a huge throbbing cock and all, but the- 45 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 This is just- 46 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Fuck. 47 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:04,000 I need to see this thing for myself. 48 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Holy fuck. 49 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:12,000 This cock, it's enormous. 50 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:20,000 I mean, holy hell, I thought I've seen big ones in my life, but just look at it. 51 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Look at the size of that shaft. It's so long and veiny. 52 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Holy fuck. 53 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:35,000 I can actually feel your balls beating as I stroke this monster. 54 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:47,000 And that head, how big and plump it's getting. It's nearly the size of an apple. Jesus. 55 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,000 What's that? 56 00:05:51,000 --> 00:06:00,000 No, I'm not stroking you off. That would be completely unprofessional for an officer such as myself. 57 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:05,000 I'm merely examining a suspicious object I found in your person. 58 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:11,000 There's nothing wrong with that, is there? 59 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 Jesus. 60 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:19,000 This cock, it's a disservice to even call it a cock. 61 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Regular guys might have cocks, but this is a goddamn baseball bass attached to your waist. 62 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:33,000 How do you fit something like this in your pants? 63 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Oh, and speaking of baseballs, I think I see two of them entangling down between your legs. 64 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,000 My god. 65 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Would you just look at the size of those testicles? They look like grapefruits. They're so massive. 66 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Let me just try and... 67 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:03,000 I can't even fit them both in my hand. They're that big. I can't even... 68 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:07,000 I'm supposed to be searching you, aren't I? 69 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Not kneeling on my knees in front of you, stroking that shaft with one hand as the other tries desperately to cut these gigantic balls of yours. 70 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Okay. I admit, I may be acting a little bit unprofessional and completely out of order right now, but... 71 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Fuck. I just can't stop stroking this monster of a cock. 72 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 So... 73 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Let me ask you. 74 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:46,000 How much cum do you figure you have in those balls of yours? 75 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Because I imagine if you shoot your load right now, you'd hit the fucking ceiling. 76 00:07:53,000 --> 00:08:01,000 If you came right now, you'd spray me like a goddamn fire hose. 77 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Would you whitewash the walls with your spunk? 78 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Would you coat my face with your chisel? Maybe you'd prefer to dump your load all over my big, soft, round tits. 79 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Do you like my tits, baby? 80 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Do you want to see these big, fat tits of mine bounce up and down on your cock? 81 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:42,000 It's my duty to serve the public, you know. What a better way to do that than service this huge fucking cock of yours. 82 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Do you like when I wrap my tits around this huge cock of yours, baby? 83 00:08:48,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Dear God, I thought my tits were huge, but they look practically tiny when compared to this massive pulse sticking out from between them. 84 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Oh, Jesus Christ, are you coming? 85 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 No? 86 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Then what the hell is all of this? 87 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Precum? 88 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:22,000 You're telling me this is just Precum shooting out of your cock? 89 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:29,000 Holy shit, your cock is shooting out Precum the way normal guys shoot for full load. 90 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Oh my God, you practically covered my tits in it. 91 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:39,000 I can't even imagine what it'll look like when you finally blow your nut. 92 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Fuck, I want to find out. 93 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:21,000 It tastes so good. So salty. So delicious. Fuck. 94 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Holy shit, I can barely get my mouth around this thing. 95 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:49,000 If you have a hair clove, I can put the head into my mouth, let alone the rest of this beast. 96 00:10:49,000 --> 00:11:02,000 I think there's no way it can go any deeper. 97 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:09,000 What the hell? What were you thinking shoving that huge thing into my mouth like that? 98 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Don't you know you're supposed to respect police officers, not throat fuck them? 99 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:29,000 You say you were just giving me a helping hand. Yeah, right. 100 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:37,000 God damn, as your cock cut me even bigger, how is that possible? 101 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:44,000 You know what? I think I just realized how you can prove your innocence to me. 102 00:11:44,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Yeah. Yeah, I think the only way you can prove to me what you're saying is true is if you pin me over right now and fuck me with that huge fucking cock of yours. 103 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:09,000 I mean, when you think about it, it's the only way I can know for sure that you've been honest with me. 104 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:15,000 I mean, it's not like I need to have this huge fucking cock inside my tight, wet pussy. 105 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:23,000 No, this is just me verifying your side of the story. I wouldn't be acting like a fucking whore for you. 106 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:34,000 I'd just be doing good police work. Good, thorough police work. 107 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Now, you wouldn't want to obstruct an officer in the course of her duty, would you? 108 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,000 I thought not. 109 00:12:45,000 --> 00:13:00,000 So, be a good citizen and stick that cock deep inside my dripping, wet, cop, cunt. 110 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Fuck, wait, wait, sort of, sort of. Jesus, guys, the head of that cock is really big. 111 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Holy shit, holy shit, what the hell was I thinking? This monster cock is going to tear me in half. 112 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Oh, God, fuck, fuck, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, fuck, fuck, fuck, please, please, please, I'm begging you, I'm begging you to go easy on me. 113 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:58,000 I can't believe it. It's completely inside of me. I've never had something inside of me this big before. 114 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:10,000 I'm actually a little scared right now. Oh, you're fucking me, oh, you're fucking me so deep. Holy shit, holy shit. 115 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:19,000 Oh, this feels so good. Oh, I would have thought a cock this big would feel so good, Jesus Christ. 116 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:38,000 This is cock been all my life, fuck. Oh, fuck, shit, shit, shit, I'm going to come, I'm going to come, I'm going to come, I'm going to come in this big cock. 117 00:14:38,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, are you going to, are you going to come? 118 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:14,640 I'm sorry. I'm sorry for doubting your story before I should have listened to you. I've 119 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:24,800 been a bad, bad cop and I deserve to be punished. So punish me. Blow that load all over my body. 120 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:31,800 Mark me as one of your dirty little cop sluts. Shoot it on my face, on my tit wherever you 121 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:38,720 want, on wherever you want. Paint my body white with your cum. Do it. Fucking blow your load 122 00:15:38,720 --> 00:16:07,160 all over me. Holy fuck. You came so much. I'm completely soaked in your cum baby. What 123 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:10,720 are your neighbors going to think when they see a cop coming out of your home covered 124 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:20,440 in your chairs? Oh shit. My screaming must have alerted half the neighborhood by now. 125 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:24,440 I better call the station and let them know everything's alright before they call in the 126 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:45,800 fucking SWAT team. After a thorough investigation, it is my conclusion that the allegations against 127 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:54,440 you are completely false. Thank you so much for your cooperation, sir. Although, I think 128 00:16:54,440 --> 00:17:03,520 I might need to perform a follow-up investigation in a couple of days, just to make sure. Also, 129 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:10,120 I'm going to be wanting the name of that website you found those women on for research. After 130 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:17,120 all, I'm a fucking size queen too.