1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,180 Dear ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our special event, please pick a chair, sit as 2 00:00:09,180 --> 00:00:11,520 close to the stage as you want. 3 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:17,440 Due to the nature of our demonstration, the number of spectators was limited to just 20, 4 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:19,600 so it won't be all that crowded. 5 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:26,280 Do feel at home, relax, don't be shy and let us begin. 6 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:31,080 Don't you just hate it when a blowjob goes wrong? 7 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:36,480 Don't you hate it when this beautiful, natural and highly pleasurable experience fails to 8 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,240 be won? 9 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:43,520 Don't you hate it when the silliest, smallest stuff gets in the way and a blowjob just doesn't 10 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:44,520 happen altogether? 11 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,280 I bet you all do. 12 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,120 And so do we at Galantia Limited. 13 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:57,960 But I'm happy to inform you that 95 of the reasons the blowjobs don't happen as frequently 14 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:04,760 as we'd like, nay, 99 of them, will vanish as soon as our latest product will be introduced 15 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,800 to the mass market. 16 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:13,600 I gave you the cutting edge of modern technology, our revolutionary wireless phallic digital 17 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,800 input-output system. 18 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:22,000 So, alright, we don't have a catchy name for it just yet. 19 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,760 We were too busy perfecting the product itself and haven't yet got to the naming, so eager 20 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,160 we were to share it with you. 21 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:33,120 If you have any ideas about the name, don't be shy. 22 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,840 What's in the name, after all? 23 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:40,800 A rose is a rose is a rose and this is the future of the blowjob. 24 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,800 And more, ladies and gentlemen. 25 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:53,160 At first glance, it looks like no big deal. 26 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:58,640 You may think that this is just another stupid sleep toy to stick your dick into, but it's 27 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,480 so much more than that. 28 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,640 And this isn't just frivolous. 29 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:06,200 We think big. 30 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:13,520 We have the future of the mankind at heart, bringing people together, restoring peace 31 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:18,600 in your families, harmony in your relationships, facilitating the communion between people 32 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:25,360 miles and miles away from each other, protecting young men and women from life-ruining mistakes, 33 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:31,040 bringing the satisfying experience to people with disabilities, embracing our differences 34 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:34,040 and limitations and transcending them. 35 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:39,600 This is what our work is all about. 36 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:44,160 There is literally nothing wrong with this device, which I'll be happy to demonstrate 37 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:49,320 to you, without any further ado, with the help of our gorgeous volunteer here. 38 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:56,240 Please, be so kind as to take your place here with me on stage. 39 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:59,120 Let's hear it for this brave man. 40 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,560 Thank you. 41 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:07,120 There is absolutely no risk for the participants of this demonstration involved, but to put 42 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:12,560 oneself out like that, receiving a blowjob in public, on stage, with about 20 people 43 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:17,360 staring, well, that takes a man. 44 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:21,680 Please, show your support for the gentleman. 45 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:22,680 Thank you. 46 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,680 Thank you. 47 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:24,680 Thank you. 48 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:25,680 Thank you. 49 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:31,720 Then again, when our volunteer submitted his application, he did specify public play among 50 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:35,520 his personal preferences, so it's all good. 51 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:38,920 Let me help you. 52 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:39,920 This robe. 53 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:40,920 You do look good, you know? 54 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:41,920 Technically, it will be enough for you to un-sleep and pull your boxer down a bit before 55 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:42,920 you sit down, but I'd really love to see your body. 56 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:43,920 May I? 57 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:44,920 I shall just unbutton your shirt like this. 58 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:45,920 That's good. 59 00:03:45,920 --> 00:04:10,080 Very good. 60 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:15,440 What do you consider modeling for our brochure? 61 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,480 Think about it. 62 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,480 I know I will. 63 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:37,240 All right, also, the pants. 64 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:38,240 Where was I? 65 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:44,800 Oh yes, on the big screen behind us, you can now see the interface, both desktop and mobile 66 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,800 versions. 67 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:49,000 Please, sir, kindly put this device on your face. 68 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Deeper, yes? 69 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 All the way in. 70 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Uh-huh, thank you. 71 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:58,080 Once the device is on, it should be configured and adjusted to fit. 72 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:02,080 That is done automatically and takes no longer than a few seconds. 73 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,080 Just a push of a button. 74 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,080 There. 75 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:09,280 The device also has a physical remote control, so either can be used. 76 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:10,280 Please, observe. 77 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:13,880 It kind of shrinks around you. 78 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,560 Understand that it is not supposed to be snug. 79 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:19,760 It doesn't squeeze anything by itself. 80 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:27,360 That's the job reserved for the person on the giving end of this procedure. 81 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,600 Take a moment to think about how it makes you feel. 82 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:34,480 We are very interested in all the feedback. 83 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:40,280 The device has a protective mechanism built in, impossible to override, a sort of safety 84 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:46,080 net, preventing sudden dramatic changes in pressure, both positive and negative. 85 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:52,280 So using this thing, a person would be finally able to experience, among other things, what 86 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,400 it's like to be sucked off by a vacuum cleaner. 87 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,800 But safely. 88 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,720 You are laughing now. 89 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:03,200 But you know, it happens. 90 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:09,600 We actually have a separate unit in our facility dedicated solely to generating dumb ideas, 91 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:14,040 so that we could take them into account to make our equipment safer. 92 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,360 To for-profit, as it were. 93 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:21,600 And now, the most exciting and illuminating part, the demonstration itself. 94 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:27,040 We'll need a volunteer from the audience to be on the giving end. 95 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:32,680 And if you decide to grab a cup of coffee with her after the demonstration, nudge nudge, 96 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:38,240 wink wink, I won't be surprised any half, because I guarantee that this experience will 97 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:44,280 be most pleasurable for the both parties, and for the audience. 98 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:47,000 Who's up? 99 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:53,200 Oh my god, ladies, don't crowd me, I get it. 100 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:58,600 Our principal volunteer is just plain gorgeous, I'd gone down on him myself this instant, 101 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:02,640 but sadly I have a presentation still to make. 102 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:06,080 You'll just have to stand in line, I guess. 103 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:09,320 So, wild idea, let him pick. 104 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:13,840 Please, sir, the choice is yours. 105 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:14,840 Lovely. 106 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:15,840 Lovely. 107 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:22,600 How would a like-a-lady would like me to address her? 108 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:23,600 Daisy. 109 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:24,600 Daisy. 110 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,600 Lovely. 111 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:32,120 Please, Daisy darling, come over to this table and look at the phallic-shaped input-output 112 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:35,120 devices we have here. 113 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:40,960 Now, please, pick the one you'd be comfortable with. 114 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,640 That's the beauty of it. 115 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:47,680 If you were to perform the act on our principal volunteer directly, you'd probably end up 116 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:53,120 with a dislocated jaw before long, and here you can pick the optimal size that will let 117 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,160 you go on forever. 118 00:07:55,160 --> 00:08:01,760 Please, give the audience some feedback on the feel, the texture, the taste. 119 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,760 It's good, very nice. 120 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:11,440 It feels kind of velvety, colder than the real thing, naturally, but that's understandable. 121 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:15,480 I think as I handle it more, it will warm up. 122 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:17,720 It will be really lifelike. 123 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:20,720 And I like all the anatomical detail. 124 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:21,720 Taste? 125 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:28,240 A bit powdery, I guess, and a hint of vanilla. 126 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,240 Why is that? 127 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,240 I'm glad you asked. 128 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:37,680 As suggested early on by our prospective customers, we have built into the thing a mechanism, 129 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:39,800 simulating ejaculation. 130 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:45,880 When the person on the receiving end ejaculates, this one also squirts liquids of your choice 131 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:49,800 right down your throat, or any place you like. 132 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:56,480 And with the widest variety of potential flavors, there will be no more spitting, ladies and 133 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:57,480 gentlemen. 134 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,480 That's right. 135 00:08:58,480 --> 00:08:59,480 Not once. 136 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:02,200 Not ever. 137 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,200 Not just in the fantasy land. 138 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:08,640 Chocolate, strawberry, mint, Irish cream, maple syrup, you name it. 139 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:13,880 You just insert this little thing before use, like into a coffee machine, and there you 140 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,040 have it. 141 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:20,120 So currently it's vanilla, but our lovely volunteer can substitute any of these 12 flavors 142 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:23,440 I have right here in a snap. 143 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,960 I want milk chocolate. 144 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:28,000 Be my guest. 145 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,880 What's the default flavor? 146 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:31,880 Pushing here. 147 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:32,880 Uh-huh. 148 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:33,880 Put this in. 149 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:34,880 And there. 150 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:35,880 Oh, it is easy. 151 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:36,880 Told you. 152 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:37,880 Now, the fun part. 153 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:48,040 As you can see, our gentleman volunteer has only this sleeve-like device, while our lady 154 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:54,280 participant has rather a wide variety of devices, and she can choose the one she finds the most 155 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:58,240 comfortable to be able to suck at it as long as possible. 156 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:02,400 Goodbye, chauffeur tic, and gag reflex. 157 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:08,560 These here are reasonably lifelike, but, a little anecdote from the alpha testing stage, 158 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:14,120 the guys in the hardware department went a bit crazy and actually made devices as thin 159 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:21,600 as a toothpick, and as thick and big as a foreground squash, and everything in between. 160 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,240 Things got weird. 161 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:30,440 There was some nose penetration involved, but the best part was handing the biggest 162 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:38,080 device to multiple ladies at once, and imagining like you have half a dozen tiny fairy lovers 163 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:42,280 all running their tiny fingers and tongues along a shaft. 164 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:44,480 Reportedly awesome. 165 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,600 I wouldn't know. 166 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,160 But don't let me distract you any further. 167 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:52,720 Please, miss, time to pick, after all. 168 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:57,800 Have you picked the one you like? 169 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,600 Can I have the real one? 170 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:07,360 Ha ha, not at this precise moment, no. 171 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,000 Then this one. 172 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,400 Excellent choice. 173 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:18,640 Take it in your mouth, sweetheart, and turn sideways to the audience and get down to business. 174 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:25,000 Our principal volunteer will be able to feel everything you do to the input device instantly 175 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000 comfortably. 176 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:32,400 Damn, this is beautiful, the way her lips look wrapped tight around this thing. 177 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:37,480 Please observe how she takes it all completely without any discomfort, and can now really 178 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:43,200 concentrate on the process, on giving the maximum pleasure to her partner. 179 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:49,000 New techniques magically become possible, much more tongue action, for example. 180 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,600 Face the audience, darling, show them. 181 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:54,200 Maybe take a few steps down the aisle. 182 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,480 People act your age. 183 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,160 No pictures, please. 184 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:05,760 By the way, the person on the giving end can also choose an uncomfortable size on purpose, 185 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:09,440 if that's their thing. 186 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:13,720 Meanwhile, let us observe our principal volunteer. 187 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:21,880 I can already tell he's starting to get excited, which is perfectly understandable. 188 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:34,200 I sense elevated heart rate, shallow breath, and other signs. 189 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:38,000 Now please, come back, darling, face your partner. 190 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:42,680 As you all know, eye contact enhances the experience immensely. 191 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:48,680 And using our device, it gets even better, because the person who is giving her can move 192 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:53,080 around freely and get as close to the other person as they choose. 193 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:57,040 Please, sweetheart, come closer and lean in over him. 194 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,040 Look him right in the eyes, you suck. 195 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,040 Like that, yes. 196 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,040 See? 197 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:09,640 Some would have forgotten to put on her bra today, huh? 198 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:16,800 And with the neckline like that, naughty. 199 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:23,680 So with all this freedom of movement, the device is also perfect for a lazy, cosy blowjob 200 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:29,800 on a couch during a movie night, where both partners can enjoy this most intimate act 201 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:34,120 and the action on screen at the same time. 202 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:40,960 Also, since the device was conceived with people involved in long-distance relationships 203 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:45,040 in mind, there is an option of transmitting audio, too. 204 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:49,040 Daisy, darling, be so kind as to retire over there, behind the screen. 205 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:53,040 No, no, no, no, no, keep sucking, don't take it out of your mouth. 206 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:58,080 Please, sir, put on these headphones, so that you could really concentrate on your experience 207 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:02,160 and hear all the right sounds the better. 208 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:08,240 The microphone on the phallic input device is pretty sensitive, but that's for the best, 209 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,960 less speech and more blowjob sounds for you. 210 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,960 Can you hear me? 211 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:23,960 I'm so glad that we're kind of alone right now. 212 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:32,960 Being watched is so much fun, but isn't this, too? 213 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:37,960 You don't see me, but you can hear me, right? 214 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:43,960 I'm videoing everything I do. 215 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:50,960 The technology is awesome, isn't it? 216 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,960 We're so far from each other. 217 00:14:53,960 --> 00:15:05,960 I'm basically doing my thing, you're doing yours, and me, we share this. 218 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:14,960 I guess that's perfect for those long-distance lovers who have the world away from each other. 219 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:23,960 It's kind of funny for us. 220 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:27,960 We can go all night like this. 221 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:34,960 Although, what fun is there in that? 222 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,960 I have an idea. 223 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,960 Let's crank it up a notch. 224 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:46,960 All right, all right, you can talk to me. 225 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:58,960 I'll just have to assume that you still enjoy a blowjob from a random girl without all this high-tech stuff involved. 226 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,960 What the hell? 227 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,960 I'll take the risk. 228 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:10,960 Just a couple more minutes. 229 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,960 Just please don't come yet. 230 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:24,960 I'm in that huge pan of milk chocolate. 231 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,960 Man, this device is a dream come true. 232 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,960 I never thought such a breakthrough could be possible. 233 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:36,960 I feel that I sort of cannot get enough and just drag it out for my sake. 234 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,960 I have a suggestion. 235 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:48,960 I think it will make more sense if we let the gentleman compare this extremely high-tech blowjob to the low-tech one performed by the same person. 236 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,960 Four signs, okay, right? 237 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:56,960 Take the damn thing off. 238 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:02,960 Well, I suppose you both earned it by being so generous with your time and trust. 239 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,960 The gentleman doesn't seem to mind. 240 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,960 Go ahead, sweetheart. 241 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:13,960 You already have. 242 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,960 Isn't this good? 243 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:28,960 It's nice. 244 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:56,960 There you go. 245 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:23,960 Mmm. 246 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:47,960 Let's try. 247 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,960 There you go. 248 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,960 Enjoy. 249 00:18:51,960 --> 00:19:19,960 Enjoy. 250 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:46,960 There you go. 251 00:19:46,960 --> 00:20:14,960 There you go. 252 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,960 What a careful consideration. 253 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:25,960 I, for one, say that nothing beats a real thing. 254 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:31,960 Nothing. 255 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:40,960 Well, I know someone who has just lost a bonus by letting things go out of hand like this. 256 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:49,960 I hope you all enjoyed the presentation, nonetheless, and will stand behind our project when occasion arises. 257 00:20:49,960 --> 00:21:00,960 Please take a card, visit our website, tell your friends, and keep an eye out for future events like this one if you are interested. 258 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:10,960 The schedule of future demonstrations is downloadable on our website. 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