Sir, can you roll down your window, please?
Hands on your wheel, where I can see them?
Thank you.
Do you know why I pulled you over tonight?
Mm?
No.
Oh, so you think you did nothing wrong?
So you want to tell me you were using your blinkers right?
Mm?
And you were not texting anyone?
Because I saw your phone in your hand while you were driving?
Yes?
Um, can I see your license and registration, please?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Sure, you can take off your hands.
Off the wheel?
Yes, you can take it from it.
Alright.
Mm.
Okay.
Can you wait a moment over here?
Dispatch, I need a License 1 ASAP.
It's 2-4-B-3-2-9-W.
Yes, ASAP, please. Thank you very much.
Sir, I might need you to come out of the vehicle, because you have been very naughty tonight.
And I might need to rest you, and I don't want to go through any struggle right now.
Mm?
Oh, you didn't do anything?
Well, and nobody's gonna believe that.
Mm?
So you want to tell me you're not under the influence?
When you're sitting down, I can clearly see a package on you, if you know what I mean.
I mean, if you want, I can handle that package for you, but that depends on you.
If you want to get arrested, or do you want me to handle your package? You know?
That totally depends on you.
Sir, you're not being very cooperative. I'm giving you options here, and you're clearly not taking the options, or being very naive.
But I'm gonna say it again, if you want me to.
Why don't you just stay out of the vehicle?
Let me search you.
No, a breathalyzer is not important right now. I will decide when it's important.
I need to search you from top to bottom, until I'm satisfied.
Then only we will see about the breathalyzer.
Sir, you don't want me to arrest you, so please step out of the vehicle, and follow my instructions, hence where I can see them.
Okay, now slowly put your hands on the window. There we go.
Spread your legs wide.
I see you work out.
Well...
That's always a good thing.
Excuse me sir, I'm searching you. You can't be moving around.
Yes, you're moving. You need to stay still.
You don't want me to put the handcuffs on you, and you don't want to cooperate.
So I'm gonna have to arrest you, so you can stay the whole night. Spend the whole night in police custody, and you will realize the option that you missed.
It's still open, but it depends on you. What do you want to do?
Okay, if you want to be arrested, that's on you.
Sure.
Whatever.
Hands behind your back.
There we go.