Hi, I just reached 100 followers on Reddit and I don't know if that's something you would
celebrate on Reddit but I think it's pretty cool and I asked in a post if there was something
that a lot of you wanted me to do and a lot of you asked me questions, some of them are
as comments on the post and then there are a few private messages and I figured since
I've got this many questions that I would just make an audio and answer them. Also,
I've been talking all day so my voice is kind of tired, I don't know if you can hear but
it's pretty tired so if I sound that way, that's why. I'm also drinking a cup of tea
so I'm sorry if I have sip breaks but it's important, it's tea. If you've ever imagined
me to be a sensual, sexy woman, I would click away now because I am going to absolutely
just show you how boring I am, how regular I am, not really original and kind of a goof,
kind of a mess. So, without further ado, further ado, further ado, where was that even from,
was that Irish? I don't know, Christ. Without further ado, I will go, no wait a little bit
of ado. For fuck's sake. I usually turn down the accent a bit when I do my audios just
because I want everyone to have a chance of understanding what I'm saying so I hope you're
going to be able to understand what I'm saying now but I'm not going to think too much about
turning down the accent. I'm really sorry if that just excluded half of you and you're
like, bitch, we do not understand a word that you said, I'm sorry. Now, without further
ado, I'm going to get into answering some of all these questions. So, the first comment
I can see here is from somebody called Daughter of Cosmos, which is a fucking great username.
It's great, it really is. And they were so sweet, they congratulated me and that's really
cute and yeah, they ask, what type of music do you usually listen to? Do you have any
favourite groups or bands? I love Hosier, you know, he made Take Me to Church, I love
him, he's a forest daddy, he's great, he's immortal, I'm sure. I love him, he's so good.
As for bands, I have a soft spot for, you know, like the late 60s, early 70s, like that
era of rock music, right? I love the original Genesis. If you don't know who Genesis is,
I don't blame you. If you do know who Genesis is, but you're thinking, what in the hell
do you mean with the original Genesis? If you can hear noise, by the way, that's my
cat. Very sorry about that. I cannot make or not do noise. I'm sorry. The original
Genesis is Genesis where Peter Gabriel is the lead singer and Phil Collins is on drums.
And then, I believe, in like, 1974, 75, Peter Gabriel left the band and then Phil Collins
became the lead singer. It's a whole thing. I grew up with the original Genesis. We don't
talk about the other Genesis. I love Fleetwood Mac, which is, wow, so original, I am aware.
I love Fleetwood Mac. I love Stevie Nicks's Fleetwood Mac. I love Stevie Nicks, just as
she is. She's great. I have a particular love for Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac. So we have
a Peter Gabriel of us in Genesis and then we have Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac. And Peter
Green's Fleetwood Mac is way bluesier than, I guess, the Fleetwood Mac that most people
are familiar with. If you haven't listened to Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac, I highly recommend
that you go do that. I love them. I love Pink Floyd and Queen, you know, all of the bands.
Just that era of rock music. I fucks with that heavy. Oh, there she is. That's my cat
walking all over everywhere. I'm sorry. Yeah. Fuck sake. I'm sorry that I do a lot of sounds
just weird. I'm talking to myself. Don't have a script to follow. It's hard when I have
to be, you know, an actual personality for once because I'm not. Then Daughter of Cosmos
asks, what are your favourite pieces of media? Movies, shows, games, books, etc. I am a very
visual person. So I think I'm going to go with movies. I find it difficult to stay stimulated
reading a book. So I don't really read loads of books. Don't mind short stories, but yeah,
I get distracted. I love movies. So movies. Which five words sums up your personality?
Which five words sums up my personality? There's no way to be humble about that one, is there?
I... Okay. I'd like to think that I'm funny. I would like to think that I'm kind. I...
That was only two. Funny and kind. I am... Oh Christ. Sorry. I think I'm very responsible.
I am hard working and... Oh, a last one. Five. That's many. That's too many. I don't have
a personality grand enough for five adjectives. I think I am a passionate person. I feel a
bullshit at that one, but I'm fluent in bullshit, so we're going to go with it. What is your
dream place to visit? I would love to go to Antarctica. I want to visit the South Pole
at some point in my life. I don't know when I will be able to do that. There's just something
sort of mysterious about Antarctica. I would also love to visit, like properly visit Russia
because it's such a closed off country and it's massive. It's so full of culture and
history that we don't really know a whole lot about, so I think it would be really interesting
to visit. But again, you'd need a visa and some sort of guide and it's a whole thing
and it's expensive. Do you have a guilty pleasure? Maybe this, like GWA, is probably my guilty
pleasure. I don't talk to my friends about this. Definitely don't talk to anyone about
me posting on here, but I don't really talk to friends about GWA in general, so probably
this is my guilty pleasure. Then somebody called Perkypoo. I hope that's how that's
supposed to be pronounced. They have asked me a ton of questions and they are all like
really fun, so I'm just going to go through and answer them. They ask, do you wear shoes
at home? No. I don't know what kind of weird American... Why do you wear shoes indoors?
They're dirty, you've worn them outside, they're filled with just dirt and rubbish. Why would
you bring that inside in your house? I genuinely don't understand why you would do... Why would
you do that? Why would you do that? Take your shoes off. Don't wear your shoes indoors.
Especially, why would you wear your shoes indoors if you've got carpet at floors? I'm
so baffled by this that somebody would do that. Don't do that. Take your shoes off.
They're dirty, they're gross. I don't wear my shoes at home. I wear them outside. That's
a weird rant to go on. Then they ask, can you tie more than one type of knot? I can.
I used to be a Girl Scout, but I can remember fuck all from my days as a Girl Scout. I can
tie a regular double knot. I can tie my shoelaces in a bow. I feel like everyone can do that.
That's a basic how to be a grown up thing. Then I can tie a reef knot. That's the only
real knot that I can remember how to tie. Then they ask, scariest animal you can think
of? A spider. I am so afraid of spiders. It's not even funny. I'm so scared of them. I'm
so fucking scared of spiders. I don't care how big they are. I'm scared of them. I don't
have a problem or an issue with other insects. I know, before you come for me, I know a spider
isn't technically an insect. It's an arachnid. They have 8 legs and insects have 6. It's
a whole thing. I know. I don't have an issue with other bugs or insects. It's just spiders.
I'm so scared of them. I'm terrified. What's your favourite cheese? I am gonna piss some
people off. I don't like cheese. It's not my favourite. I don't really like it. I don't
mind if it's a melted cheese. You know, a pizza and a lasagna. Lasagna. That doesn't
sound right. Lasagna. Why can I not say that? Fucking hell. That's like, how weird. Like,
if it's a melted deal, I'm okay with it, but it's just not my favourite. Don't really like
it. And then they ask, if you were a pizza topping, which would you be? I am probably
something really generic because I'm not very interesting. Quite boring. Probably a pepperoni.
You know, a lot of people seem to like it and if they don't like it, they at least don't
mind it. I think I'm pepperoni. Fuck, I'm terrible. Then they ask, are you unreasonably
scared of anything? Personally, I don't think any of my fears are irrational. I am however
pretty scared of roller coasters. I'm not afraid of roller coasters in the sense of
like, I don't like going fast. Like, it's not the motions of the roller coaster that
bothers me or that I'm scared of. I'm terrified that the harness that keeps me strapped in
for some reason is gonna break and I'm gonna just be yeeted to my death. Like, that's the
part I'm scared of. So I guess that's a sort of irrational, I guess. They ask if I am a
cat or a dog person. I love both. However, I am definitely more of a cat person. I have
a cat. I've had cat all my life and I've always been kind of scared of dogs. I think they're
really cute but I'm kind of scared of them. I was scared of dogs when I was a kid and
I was really scared of them when I was a kid. It's got way better now as somewhat as an
adult. Why was that so hard for me to say? It's some mess. I'm sorry. But yeah, I wipe
upper-foot cats. Do you paint your toenails? I do not paint my toenails. I don't really
ever wear any type of nail varnish, not even on my hands or my fingernails. I don't know.
I just don't really do that. What's the hardest food for you to eat? Like, never fails to
get you messy eating it. I would say burgers. I have a really small mouth and yeah, burgers
are just, they're really difficult to eat when you have a small mouth. So I always end
up sort of deconstructing the burger and eating it with knife and fork. I know, absolutely
blasphemous. I am aware. I'm so sorry. But I usually end up doing that if I have the
option to. Then they ask, do you cut the blue wire or the red wire? It's a lot fresher to
put on me. Shit. Fuck. I cut the blue wire. I cut the blue wire. I cut the blue wire.
I feel like the red wire, right? I feel like it's red as sort of a warning. So it's like,
whatever you do, do not cut this wire. Right? Is my logic completely flawed on that one?
I don't care. I'm cutting the blue wire. Done. I'm cutting the blue one. Are you good at
maths? No. I am so terrible at maths. It's almost a meme where it's like the only thing
that's more embarrassing than my search history is the amount of easy maths I've had to do
on my calculator and I feel that in my soul. I cannot do maths for the life of me. I cannot
do simple maths. I just, I can't. I'm so bad at it. You've got 24 hours to live. You can
do anything you want. What do you do? I probably just hang out with family and friends. I don't
know. I wish I could say I would go skydiving or bungee jumping, but I wouldn't. I really
wouldn't. I would just hang out with family and friends and then die. What a boring exit
to my existence. That's probably what I would do. Um, coffee or tea? Tea. I'm having tea
right now. I have tea every morning and this is not, don't make this a British thing. Do
not. Like I just, I love tea. Okay. Tea is amazing. If you don't like tea, you're drinking
the wrong tea. I'm very passionate about tea. I love tea. What do you kind of hide from
people? Hobby, love of talk shows, et cetera. I love indoor plants. Again, the most, the,
I am the most interesting and original person to have ever walked a planet. I'm aware. Um,
I, for fuck's sake, I love indoor plants. I have a ton. I know a lot about them. I love
them. They bring me so much joy and happiness and I love seeing them grow and I love taking
care of them and they give me so much happiness in return. So, but I just don't talk about
it. I wouldn't say I hide it, but I just don't really talk about it because I'm pretty sure
everyone would find it very boring and I don't want to bore people. Favorite subject in school.
So for ground school, it was probably chemistry or biology. One of them too. And now, um,
at uni, I really like, like, I really think physiology is interesting. It's just fucking
so difficult. It's so difficult, but I think it's really, really interesting and I love
learning how our bodies work and I love, I don't know, it just satiates some like weird
curious part in me that just wants to know everything in detail. So I do really love
physiology. It's just really, really difficult. Big spoon or little spoon. I think, but that's
maybe almost like a default thing. I'm often the little spoon, but I'm also very small.
I'm very like, I'm a really small person. So I think it's just naturally how it ends
up being me being the little spoon. However, I'm going to need a sip of tea for this one.
However, if we are sleeping, do not, do fucking not spoon me. I hate being the little spoon
when I'm sleeping because I get hot and then I can't sleep. Okay. There's no way for me
to regulate my body temperature when I have a full person just with their whole body up
against my back and then they have their leg and then it's like half of their duvet over
my legs and my duvet and then they have their arms wrapped around my torso. I get too warm.
I get too hot and I can't sleep and I get sweaty and uncomfortable and I can't move.
I hate it. Okay. So if we're sleeping, I'm the big spoon because then I can regulate
my body heat. I can like pull a leg out if I feel too warm. I can get comfortable. So
I love cuddling. I love being the little spoon, just not when I'm sleeping. Okay. That was
a weird rant, a weird thing to feel that passionately about, but I can't sleep when I'm hot. Like
I need the room that I'm sleeping in to be cold. I need the only thing that's warm to
just be my duvet. And if anything else is warm, I think I can't sleep. I'm suffering
in summer. I'm done. Then percupose asked some lewd questions. They're really not that
bad, I don't think. They ask, how did you find GWA? And I'd say it's a bit of a weird
way that I found phone found GWA. I used to be on Tumblr a lot, like a lot, a lot. And
way before Tumblr committed the unalive and removed porn from their site, I was following
a handful of porn blogs. And this one blog that I was following posted quite a bit of
audio porn. And it was always the link that directed you to the post on GWA. But I never
took any notice of it because like I was already, I wasn't on Reddit. I had no idea Reddit was
a thing. I was only on Tumblr. So why would I learn a new platform when all the good shit,
at least I thought, was posted on Tumblr anyways, right? But then the apocalypse happened and
porn was removed from Tumblr. And then they created a comprehensive list on their blog
of audio porn creators and their links to their subreddits. And I recognised some of
the usernames, obviously, because I'd been listening to them for ages. And like that
way I learned that Reddit was a thing because they linked me to these people's subreddits.
And then I saw that all of them were posting all of their stuff on Gone Wild Audio. And
I was like, oh, it's like a whole community of people who likes to listen to audio porn.
Great, got it. So yeah. So I found out about GWA through Tumblr really.
What do you like best about recording? I really like the, I really like the creatively challenging
aspect of it. I like, because recording an audio with the intent of somebody else to
listen to it and them being able to sort of emerge themselves in the audio, you have to
make a sentence that's so unnaturally descriptive of what it is that you're doing sound natural.
Does that make sense? You would never in real life, maybe, I don't know, if you would, I
wouldn't in real life be that descriptive and vocal about stuff that we are just doing,
you know? And so to try and, so to try and not lose your listener while also making it
sound as if it's completely natural and a completely regular thing to say. I love how
challenging that can be sometimes. So I don't know if that was what you were looking for,
but I think I'd say that's my favourite part about recording is to make it sound as natural
as possible. Tell us about your favourite body part of your own. I really like my hands.
I have quite small and slender feminine hands. I really like my hands. What can I say? I
feel like that's a terrible answer. That's the answer, I'm sticking to it. Where do you
love being kissed? Right. So assuming mouth kisses are a given, I love kisses by the way.
I am one of those drunk people who is like, when I'm proper drunk, I want to kiss everyone.
I love kisses so much. It's my favourite thing. If I could do nothing but kiss, I would be
completely happy. I love kisses on my cheek, jaw, just beneath my ear, like that area.
That's the good stuff. That's the best place to be kissed. I hate forehead kisses. I think
maybe it's because I'm really short. A forehead kiss is almost like, oh, you couldn't be bothered
to just bend a couple of inches and give me a proper kiss. I don't care for forehead kisses,
but kisses around my jaw, below my ear area. They're great. What's your go-to fantasy?
What gets you excited no matter what? A go-to fantasy. I don't know that I have a go-to
fantasy. If I'm having me time and I'm not on the hub, I would probably just go find
something on GWA, to be honest. I have a few favourite creatives that I will go through
and listen to. I'm sorry, I just need to get comfortable. A good ramble fap gets the job
done. I don't think I have a fantasy. M-DOM stuff. That's the shit. Then they ask, or
then they say, you're on the bed, naked and blindfolded. What do you want to happen next?
I would... That's a good one. They don't specify how I am laying on the bed. A good
spanking would be great. That was the questions from the comments. Then I got a couple that
was messaged to me. Somebody asked what my recording setup is. My recording setup is
awful. It is so bootleg. Oh my god. I record on my phone. I don't have a microphone or
anything like that. I do not have money to spend on stuff like that. I'm a broke student.
I have a recording app on my phone to keep my phone steady and at the same height and
distance from my mouth. I usually have it propped on either a kitchen roll or like now
you are propped on a vase. I could just put my phone on a vase. Then I usually record
sitting at my desk. Then I transfer the audio file to Audacity and do a little bit of editing.
Not a whole lot. Unless I'm fucking around with some sound effects, in which case I will
spend a whole day. Usually because I'm procrastinating. There basically is no recording setup. It's
so bootleg. Then the final question, somebody asked me about who my favourite audio creators
are. Now, I have, I'm just going to go through quickly the list of people that I follow and
then I can tell you about, I guess, my favourite ones. Let me just open. Why wouldn't it load?
There we go. I follow somebody called Asimah Audio. I hope I'm saying that right. I follow
Cucumber General. I follow Free Microphone. I follow, is it Gascon Rogue? I think. Maybe.
That's what he's called. He makes, just, you know, Chef Kiss. The best Ramble Faps. The
question about what never fails to get me excited, his Ramble Faps. They're great. Then
I follow Mr. Deadly Lucky 7. I follow Not Who Rose Thinks. I follow Professor Cal. I
follow somebody called Slider 17X. I follow They Called Him Quiet. I follow Tom Banter.
The accent just really wanted to go Tom Banter, but I don't think you would have a chance
of looking enough them. And then I follow Unheavenly Creature and Cardlin Audio. And
I follow Hank Miller. And I would say my favourite audio creators are, I love Hank Miller. He's,
like his username on Reddit is was away now I'm back, I believe. Professor Cal. He's really
great. He seems like such a nice guy. And I'd say my favourite, favourite, favourite,
if I could only choose one, is Not Who Rose Thinks. And yeah. He, man. But he's like,
he and Cardlin and Hank, like they are GWA royalty, right? Like they've been doing this
for so long. Like they are celebrity status at this point, right? So I will say Todd,
who is Not Who Rose Thinks. He scares me a bit. He really fucking intimidates me. I'm
scared of him. But I love him. But I'm scared of him. He and Cardlin and another creator
called Yuri Voice. They often stream together. And it would be a dream come true to stream
with them. But I would never because I feel like I would annoy the shit out of Todd. I
feel like he would hate me. I feel like he would absolutely hate me. So. I don't know.
I love this man. He's great. His work is amazing. He's like the quality of his stuff is incredible.
He's crazy. There's no way I don't know about him. Why am I going on a tangent? I'm going
to keep on my tangent actually. He's just a great like, he has the biggest list of audios
as well. It's insane how many audios this man has produced. It's crazy. He is like such
a sex and kink positive place. And he's really created a safe space for everyone to enjoy
audio porn. So. But again, I'm terrified of him. I feel like I would annoy the shit
out of him. So. Yeah. Favorite audio creator. I'm not a hero, thanks. But also, if you don't,
if you have not listened to Hank Miller, go do that. And if you have not listened to Gascon
Rogue, G-A-S-C-O-N-R-O-G-U-E. I don't know. Go give them a listen as well. And that was
all the questions I got. Thank you to everyone who asked a question. Thank you to anyone
who has listened both to this and to any audio I've made. I never imagined that anyone would
listen to anything that I made. I am completely blown away. Like, some of my audios have over
1,000 listens. My first ever audio has over 5,000 listens. Like 5,000 plays. Which is
insane to me. I don't know. This has just been a wild month and a half. And thank you
so much for that. And thank you for always being so sweet. And I've received nothing
but sweet stuff in my comments and just the kindest messages. And just keep doing that,
please. Because I love interacting with you guys. And I love, like, I love seeing you
reacting to the stuff I make. So I'm gonna go before this gets really seppy. And yeah,
I really appreciate you guys. And thank you so much for listening.