good afternoon or evening or morning or whatever it is where you are this is for the fun stuff
and i am going to have a go at cb's spill it questionnaire and i'm looking very much forward
to this so uh do keep in mind that it is currently 124 am where i am and i've been working all day
so if this is a little loopy just forgive me okay question one on a scale of one to ten how similar
are you to your gone wild audio persona one being not at all alike and ten being exactly alike
i don't really know that i've posted enough to have a persona yet persona persona i don't think
i don't think it matters so let's go with a five that's pretty neutral let's go with a five
question two what's the story behind your username i chose for the fun stuff specifically for gone
wild audio because i didn't really plan on getting too terribly involved in reddit and i knew that
anything i did on reddit would probably be of a sexual nature so uh you know it would be fun
stuff so i needed a username for the fun stuff so i chose for the fun stuff how about that
how many languages do you speak and what are they this is question three i only speak english i read
a little bit of spanish and i understand a little bit of spanish but i do not speak very much spanish
at all thanks three years of high school spanish class question four who is your celebrity look
alike i don't have one and that's fine i think it'd be cool to have one but i don't so that's that
yeah question number five who knows your secrets can you share any of them with us okay nobody knows
all of my secrets but all of my friends know some of my secrets does that make sense like person
a might know secret one and person b might know secret two and person c might know secret three
and so on and so forth so none of them know all my secrets but nothing about me is not unknown to
somebody i don't know if that makes any sense um but can you share any of them with us no
question number six what bad habits do you have i've picked up a few related to my speech patterns
i have i've noticed that a lot of times i will draw out short words or syllables as a way to kind
of stall for time much in the same way that someone would say um or uh which i also do and i might
have to go back through this audio and edit some of them out so i will um like i'll draw out syllables
i'll draw out syllables or whatever but also i will begin i've found myself beginning a lot of my
sentences with the word so for example um at work i might go so i have a question or to my friends
i might go so i'm not doing anything friday night and that it irks me it irks me that i do that so
i'm trying to make a conscious effort not to not to say it if it's not necessary you dig all right
question number seven tell us the story of losing your virginity oh okay well speaking of secrets
that i can share with you guys um i have not yet quote unquote lost my virginity i have not yet
made my sexual debut in that way so there you guys go now you know something about me
question number eight how frequently do you have sex with someone else and with yourself
okay well with someone else i enter that one and with myself i don't know it can vary it varies
from you know once every three or four weeks to uh three times a day sometimes not always but
sometimes question number nine what is your biggest regret my biggest regret is quite possibly going
to the college that i went to and don't get me wrong it's a good college and i got a really
great education and i made amazing friends and had some phenomenal experiences um but it was so
pricey i'm going to be paying off student loans until the day i die so that's that question 10
what would you choose as your death row meal actually i don't know that i would want to eat
because i would i would spend every second from my last bite to the time they put the needle in my
arm going i could have had this instead or i could have had that i made a terrible choice for my last
meal so i don't know i i don't know it seems like a waste to not eat at all though right i mean
they'll get you anything i don't know i'd probably have something from water burger like the honey
barbecue chicken strip sandwich if you ever if you've ever had a water burger like you know
what i'm talking about and i'd water size it and get the big fries go hard or go home i mean they're
going to kill you anyway you don't have to worry about your arteries clogging question number 11
what is your favorite scent i don't know if you're looking for like a generic i really like vanilla
or i really like florals but i really like there's a fragrance at bath and body works
called white citrus and i love that one they also recently discontinued a fragrance called carried
away which was my go-to date night fragrance so i don't know what i'm supposed to smell like on
dates now but oh well question 12 what do you wear to bed on a regular night on sexy time nights
on a regular night i just wear my skivvies just my underpants and on sexy time nights well those
those don't happen so i'll let you know when i know question 13 do you read in bed who was
your favorite author i do read in bed i try when i can to do like a bedtime ritual like i light
a candle i take a shower i read for half an hour and then i go to bed uh i don't always get to do
that but currently i'm reading lord of the flies by william golding it's the it's one of the very
few books that i remember being forced to read in high school that i actually didn't hate so i
wanted to read it now that i'm out of high school and see how do i feel about it it's not my favorite
but i don't hate it and who is my favorite author boy it is hard to choose a favorite but if we're
gonna go strictly on the basis of like the author that i've read their books the most number of
times or i've read the greatest number of their books or something we're probably gonna have to
go with philip pullman he's the author of the his dark materials series which includes um or consists
of the golden compass the subtle knife and the amber spyglass and the genre is fantasy which
typically isn't my thing but those books they are about loyalty and courage and honor and doing
what's right and love and they're amazing they're amazing so if you read if you like to read
start with the golden compass and just just give them a try you may not like them they won't be
everyone's cup of tea but oh my goodness i love them so much he also wrote a book called i was a
rat it's for children but i read it i liked it he's a good author let's see oh thought i skipped a
question there but i didn't question 14 tell us about your most recent sexual encounter
okay so this is a good question because just because i haven't had like actual sex whatever
that means um i can still have sexual encounters and i did and i have and i do but i cannot tell
you about my last one because the guy i was with is also a redditor so if he were to happen upon
this recording and be like hey she's talking about me you know i mean that's his business too so i
can't put it out there question 15 what one word describes you inside the bedroom outside the
bedroom okay well the question that describes me inside the bedroom is probably alone and outside
the bedroom man there are a million to choose from we can go with friendly or loud or boisterous
that'll work um yeah any of those any of those are good question 16 do you have any tattoos or
piercings family i do not i mean my ears are pierced but those hardly count it's just my lobes
at one point i had my belly button pierced and oh man i loved having it pierced it was kind of uh
i don't know it's just a fun thing to have but i had to let it grow clothes because it was migrating
and it was gross and so eventually i'd like to have it done again i don't know if they can pierce on
top of scar tissue but if they can i'm gonna have it done again and as far as tattoos go i am such
a commitment-a-phobe like i told and tattoos are a big commitment i mean you have them pretty much
forever so no i don't have any but i keep saying one day i will question 17 have you ever come
without touching without touching yourself uh yes it doesn't happen often but it's happened
and question 18 what is your record for coming in 24 hours did you challenge yourself to it or
where did it just happen are you multi-orgasmic my record for 24 hours um i think six six orgasms i
guess and i did not challenge myself to it it just kind of happened i think i was probably bored
and horny bored and horny am i multi-orgasmic yes not in the sense that like as soon as the
first one's over i can immediately have another one but like after uh give me a minute or two
to rest and yeah i'm good to go question 19 what is on your sexual bucket list
pretty basic stuff at this point i mean i'm pretty inexperienced so there's that uh question 20
describe what an orgasm feels like to you hopefully while having an orgasm not gonna do it while having
an orgasm although i've got a couple of recordings out there that it's that's it it's just me having
an orgasm but as far as what it feels like i don't know i mean it's probably the most intense
physical pleasure i've ever experienced um although i've never had a massage and i bet you
that's gonna be a close tie between a massage and an orgasm but so far orgasm is the most intense
physical pleasure i've ever experienced and as far as what it feels like it's like a i don't know
oh there's like the a building and then a pulsing and then a release and more pulsing it's really
it's really it is really awesome so that is the spill it questionnaire thank you to cb for uh
putting that together and thank you to anyone who you know started at the beginning and hung with me
all the way through to the end or skipped around it's okay it doesn't matter but i hope everyone
has a fantastic day or evening or whatever time it is and i'll talk to you guys later bye