1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Welcome, lost soul, enter the mysterious domain of Madame Rose. 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,560 Do you come to me and my tarot cards for guidance? 3 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:18,360 Do you wish to ask the arcane what destiny awaits you? 4 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:23,560 For the small price of- oh, oh, you're just looking around? 5 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,520 Phew, thank god. 6 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:31,680 Thought I was going to have another tarot reading, which, eh, I don't know if I would 7 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,800 have managed. 8 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,640 Just look around as much as you want. 9 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:40,160 Just the little jangly things over there are for sale, I think. 10 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:41,160 Oh? 11 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:42,160 What? 12 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:46,720 No, no, no, in case it wasn't obvious, I'm not Madame Rose herself. 13 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,840 We're a family though, I'm her niece. 14 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:54,480 I'm filling in for this year, just for a couple of days, which as far as the bad decision 15 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:59,440 goes, it's in, I don't know, top 5 at least. 16 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:05,080 Oh no, god no, I'm pretty much the worst. 17 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,080 At least these days. 18 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:12,680 I used to be really into tarot reading when I was a teenager, but that's long ago now. 19 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:15,320 That's how I bonded with my aunt, actually. 20 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:18,480 Oh, she's an amazing woman. 21 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:19,480 Love her to death. 22 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:23,280 She used to be sort of like a cool sister, you know? 23 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,000 The one you could talk to when your mother wasn't listening. 24 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,040 She's still great, really, I just hadn't seen her in years. 25 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:34,080 Then she came down with a fever right before the new age festival and thought I'd be a 26 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:37,920 suitable replacement. 27 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,880 I didn't have the heart to tell her. 28 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:46,480 You know that I'd kind of grown out of the whole mind-body-spirit thing, so I couldn't 29 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:48,480 really say no. 30 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:52,480 I should've just told her. 31 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,880 I've got myself to blame for this. 32 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:59,920 Yeah, it's been a mess of cosmic proportions. 33 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:03,120 I tried to refresh my memory of some YouTube tutorials. 34 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:07,320 God, I was so not prepared for this. 35 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:12,040 People here take their fortune readings very seriously. 36 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:16,760 Before lunch I got so many dubious glances from the customers I lost count. 37 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:20,440 Oh no, after lunch they stopped coming in at all. 38 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:27,080 I guess word was spreading around the festival, I haven't had any customers since. 39 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,440 This was just a giant mistake. 40 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,240 I guess I just don't fit here anymore. 41 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,360 People here really believe in all this stuff. 42 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:40,080 You know, the tarot cards and potions and the zodiac and the zen. 43 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:45,560 I mean, I still think it's all pretty neat, I just don't have that devotion to it, you 44 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:46,560 know? 45 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,040 Like, I bought this amulet from a lady yesterday. 46 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,680 Here, look at this. 47 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:56,520 I thought, hey, cool necklace, and she gave me a lecture on how it's an amulet of the 48 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:01,920 Celtic sex and fertility goddess, and all that fortune it would bring me. 49 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:12,120 I felt like she went on for hours, I was embarrassed for just liking the way it looked. 50 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,120 Thank you. 51 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,800 It does kind of look cute, doesn't it? 52 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:19,640 I hope it's not a cultural appropriation kind of thing. 53 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:22,440 I don't want to offend anyone. 54 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,560 Certainly not the Celtic fertility goddess. 55 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:29,160 Oh, the horrible things she could do to me. 56 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,360 Or the good things, I guess. 57 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:36,480 If I gave proper offerings, whatever that might be, couldn't that be cool, don't you 58 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:37,480 think? 59 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:41,580 If you'd really believe in it, you could go on your next date knowing the freaking Celtic 60 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:44,320 sex goddess has your back. 61 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:50,960 Exactly, even if it's all nonsense, you might do well from the confidence boost, sort of 62 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:51,960 like a placebo. 63 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,840 Or one of those kids movies, you know? 64 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,240 You never needed to tell this man. 65 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:01,200 All you had to do was believe in yourself. 66 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,440 Oh, what? 67 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:09,680 Well, I don't know, there's always a chance it could work, right? 68 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,440 I can't prove it doesn't. 69 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:17,720 Plus, it's a nice touch to this ridiculous psilocyte-kepsi outfit. 70 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:24,080 God, I can't believe they thought it was a good idea to wear this. 71 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:29,200 No, it's just not authentic. 72 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:36,520 It looks like I went to the Halloween store and picked up this Luddie Fartrenteller costume. 73 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:40,800 But thank you, I'm glad somebody enjoys it. 74 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:47,080 Come to think of it, you might be the first person walking in here to not be sorely disappointed. 75 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,880 Which is nice. 76 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,800 Haven't had a single good conversation all day long. 77 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:58,840 You don't look like the kind of guy who usually shows up at these things. 78 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,520 You're here with anyone? 79 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:01,520 Girlfriend? 80 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:05,480 Oh, your friend dragged you here, huh? 81 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:10,520 Let me guess, he signed up for that meditation session by the lake and sitting still for 82 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:11,520 three hours? 83 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:15,360 Didn't sound like your thing? 84 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:16,720 I'm sorry for you, man. 85 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,160 These places certainly aren't for everyone. 86 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:20,160 Me? 87 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:25,240 Oh, I'm gonna sound like I hate this, right? 88 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,240 I don't. 89 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,240 I generally don't. 90 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:30,880 I mean, this year has been horrible, don't get me wrong. 91 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:34,080 But when I was a little girl, I used to come here all the time. 92 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:39,280 My aunt would talk to me, I would walk around all wide-eyed. 93 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:42,520 Smelling the incense, looking at all the pretty stones. 94 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:46,720 Then, as I got older, I really got into the whole thing. 95 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:52,160 But then though, I think I was mostly in it for the pretty boys instead. 96 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:58,120 Oh yeah, at least like 90% of the reason I got started with the whole thing was because 97 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:01,600 a guy I liked was into crystal healing. 98 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,680 It was embarrassing. 99 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:07,240 I mean, that's what gets to, though, right? 100 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:11,680 It's not like I was the only one, but still. 101 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,680 I had such a massive crush. 102 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:19,240 He used to walk around shirtless, his chest glistening. 103 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:24,320 We actually hooked up a couple of years later, even dated for a while, towards the end of 104 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,320 my wicca face. 105 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:30,800 Yeah, I had the wicca face, but we're not talking about that. 106 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,640 Less sad about it, the better. 107 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:40,480 But I think I was kind of growing out of it by then, which, thank god for that. 108 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,040 I think that's when I stopped, too. 109 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:47,720 You know, chasing all these alternative lifestyle guys. 110 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:55,000 It's a bit of a shame, though. 111 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,960 Part of me misses it. 112 00:06:56,960 --> 00:07:01,040 New age festival hookups always had a certain charm to them. 113 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:04,560 Oh yeah, you have no idea. 114 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:05,560 Just imagine. 115 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:11,000 Hot summer evenings, kissing in a sunset jump at a lake, sneaking off behind one of the 116 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,000 tents. 117 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,920 Oh now you're getting interested. 118 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:22,200 Maybe this new age nonsense isn't so bad after all. 119 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,280 How about it? 120 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:27,880 Would you have been a true believer if it meant you got to have a summer fling with 121 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:31,440 a fortune teller's daughter? 122 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:32,440 Me? 123 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:37,000 Oh no, that part of my life is over. 124 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:41,440 No way I would try to pick up another guy at the fair. 125 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,680 Or well, not a crystal healer at least. 126 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:51,800 If it was somebody else though, you never know. 127 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,760 So how about it? 128 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:56,920 Do you want me to read your fortune? 129 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:57,920 No? 130 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,440 You're fine, thank you. 131 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,880 You don't believe it, do you? 132 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:07,720 It's all just an elaborated scam, right? 133 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:15,080 I wonder, why did a rational man of science such as yourself wander into a fortune telling 134 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,520 tent? 135 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:23,080 Was fate guiding your steps, or did something in here catch your eye? 136 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,240 The decorations, maybe? 137 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,680 Come on, you can tell me. 138 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:32,320 Ah, the fortune teller, huh? 139 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:36,080 You thought she looked interesting? 140 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,080 You know what? 141 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,600 I think you should let me do a territory reading. 142 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,760 I have good feelings about things to come. 143 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,080 I'll even do it for free. 144 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,760 That's how good a feeling I've got. 145 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,760 Let me just shuffle my deck. 146 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:50,760 What? 147 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:54,120 No, I'm not arranging anything. 148 00:08:54,120 --> 00:09:00,600 I'm just sorting out all the bad energy, making sure the arcane is aligned. 149 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:05,040 Now let me place these cards out in the classic foundation formation. 150 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:08,800 On here, and here, and then like this. 151 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:09,800 Perfect. 152 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:13,280 Let's start with this one right here. 153 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:17,280 This card represents your near future. 154 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:23,600 And keep in mind, these are events that may or may not transpire, depending on what choices 155 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,400 you make. 156 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,280 Let's flip it and see what we've got. 157 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:31,680 Oh, the lovers. 158 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:35,640 That's a promising sign, don't you think? 159 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:44,920 It's a very powerful card, and foresees emotion, lust, pleasure. 160 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,920 Do you like where this is going? 161 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:51,360 I can tell you, I do like where this is going. 162 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,280 Should we flip another card? 163 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:56,400 How about this horizontal one here? 164 00:09:56,400 --> 00:10:04,560 This one represents your options, the tools you have at your disposal. 165 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:05,560 Let's see. 166 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:08,920 Oh, oh, oh, oh, the tower. 167 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:14,640 Well, well, very strong symbolism in this card. 168 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:19,400 I can feel the energy emanating from it, pulsating. 169 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:23,880 I think, I think it's turned the wrong way, though. 170 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:31,520 I think it needs to be turned, upright, standing strong and firm, pointing right towards this 171 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,320 guide here. 172 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,600 Let's flip it and see what we find. 173 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:45,280 Six of wands, hmm, symbolizing resolution, climax, if you will. 174 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,840 So that's six of wands. 175 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:57,200 I think we also need to flip this card, and oh, would you look at that, nine of wands. 176 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:02,360 I think I'm getting a firm grasp of your future. 177 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,080 Some of the details are a little blurry, though. 178 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:09,320 I think tarot cards can get me any thirder. 179 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,280 I think I will have to read your palm. 180 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,540 Would you like me to do that? 181 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:19,120 Let me just close the tent up first. 182 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:28,560 None of my customers coming in here anyway, and reading palms can be a very intense procedure. 183 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,800 Wouldn't want anybody to interrupt this. 184 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:34,320 Oh, there's only one chair on this side. 185 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,320 No problem. 186 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,040 I can sit on your lap, right? 187 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:39,040 Good. 188 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:44,080 Now give me your hand. 189 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:52,040 You've got such shapely fingers, a nice long curve on your faith line. 190 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:55,440 Does it tickle when I run my finger along it? 191 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,400 Yeah, this is all part of the reading. 192 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:04,540 It's an ancient Sumerian technique, and it's all becoming clear to me. 193 00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:11,200 I can see what awaits you now, something soft, something warm. 194 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:15,760 I'm starting to see something. 195 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,600 What? 196 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,440 Do you want to know more? 197 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:25,280 We're going to have to proceed to the next step of the reading. 198 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:31,240 I want you to take your hand and place it here, on my breast. 199 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:36,800 Oh yes, squeeze it a little. 200 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,920 Can you maybe pinch my nipple? 201 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:48,680 Oh yes, I can definitely see where this is going, but I'm going to need you to put your 202 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,400 hand on my skin. 203 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:55,320 Slide it up underneath my top. 204 00:12:55,320 --> 00:13:08,240 Oh yeah, now take your other hand and slowly slide it up my leg, up under my skirt, just 205 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,240 a little further. 206 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:14,000 No, I'm not wearing underwear. 207 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:22,600 Can't find the pair that went with that outfit, or maybe I had premonitions about today. 208 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:26,400 Now for this next part, you will have to take your finger and… 209 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:30,760 Oh, you know about this step, do you? 210 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:37,960 I can tell, this isn't the first time you do this, is it? 211 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:47,640 Stroking my lips with your thumb, just feeling my wetness, moving it up towards my clit. 212 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:54,640 Oh yes, that's right, it feels good. 213 00:13:54,640 --> 00:14:00,320 Can you do one last thing for me? 214 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:05,400 Can you take your finger and slide it in me? 215 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,400 Can you do that? 216 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:15,840 Yeah, that's right, tease me a little at first, just let it circle gently before you. 217 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:24,280 Oh yeah, all the way in. 218 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,240 Do you feel that? 219 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,120 Do you feel me pulsating around your finger? 220 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:33,760 Oh yes, that's good. 221 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:43,880 Now take it out and let me taste it. 222 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:53,720 Let me taste my juices, feel your finger in my mouth, I can see it now, what the future 223 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:57,320 has in store. 224 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,120 Do you believe me? 225 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,800 You believe I can read your future in your hand? 226 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:10,520 Well, even if I can't, I can read your cock, the way it's growing hard, pressing against 227 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:14,800 me, telling me exactly what's gonna happen. 228 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:20,280 You can sit right here while I get down on my knees and just lightly tease this bulge 229 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,000 with my fingertips. 230 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:31,360 Looks like the Celtic fertility goddess is good to me after all, answering my prayers. 231 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:38,960 Oh, Celtic goddess of sex, thank you for bestowing upon me thy boon. 232 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:46,320 Now witness as I ceremoniously uncover this splendid, magnificent cock, and feast mine 233 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:56,720 eyes upon its glory, as I grip it in my hand, feeling it, stroking it, be my witness as 234 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:06,560 I lick this drop of fertile pre-cum, using my tongue to wrap it all over your tip. 235 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:27,760 Wants me, oh goddess, as I take this cock into my mouth, oh god, you taste so good. 236 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:33,160 I love the way your cock feels in my mouth. 237 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:37,040 Do you like this? 238 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:44,280 When I cup your balls, while sucking you off, wrapping my lips around your head, stroking 239 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:54,120 your shaft, oh god, I love it. 240 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,880 Can you stand up for me? 241 00:16:55,880 --> 00:17:02,960 That's good, this way I can touch myself. 242 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:06,320 Seems right, doesn't it? 243 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:23,280 The Celtic goddess would want us both to feel good, don't you think? 244 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:46,120 She would want me pleasing myself while sucking your cock, oh god, yes, this feels so good, 245 00:17:46,120 --> 00:18:00,920 this makes me, oh god, I feel how far I can take it in. 246 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:30,280 This makes me want to come, I feel you just releasing, while I, oh god, oh god, oh god, 247 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:49,360 I want you to lie down, I know it's a little dirty, here, let me take off my shirt, now 248 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:54,360 my skirt. 249 00:18:54,360 --> 00:19:01,440 We can use it as a blanket, here we go, now get on your back, carefully not to kick up 250 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:09,840 dust, wouldn't want it to get in your face, no there's only one thing I want in your face, 251 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:14,560 lie down, good. 252 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:18,240 How about this, do you like this view? 253 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:24,480 Do you like looking up into my pussy, seeing my juices running down my thigh? 254 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:29,520 Let me sit down on your face, is that good for you? 255 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:48,000 Now please, let me feel you, let me feel your tongue, oh yeah that's good, oh god your tongue 256 00:19:48,000 --> 00:20:09,920 feels amazing, I keep doing that while I lean forward, oh god, oh fuck that feels good, 257 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:27,480 I'm not gonna, I can't stay quiet, I need to, oh god I love that, keep eating me out, 258 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:43,400 keep feeling me all over you, my pussy grinding on your face, oh god it feels so good, oh 259 00:20:43,400 --> 00:21:09,480 god I'm gonna come, keep doing that, don't stop, yeah just like that, yes, yes, I'm gonna 260 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:14,040 push you, oh god. 261 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:39,640 Oh, that was good. 262 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,840 Did you like that? 263 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:48,800 Feeling my orgasm on your face, while you're touching cock in my mouth? 264 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:53,640 You're so close now, I can feel you throbbing as I stroke it. 265 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:58,880 I want you to feel your cum. 266 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,880 I want you to feel it explode into my mouth. 267 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,600 Are you ready? 268 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,440 Are you ready to cum for me? 269 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,680 Oh yeah, cum for me. 270 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:34,440 Oh wow, and here I was afraid I was going to be too loud, don't worry about it, I'm 271 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:38,600 sure nobody around us anyway. 272 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,440 Let me just... 273 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:50,120 I don't care if the ground is dirty, I've just got to lay down for a second. 274 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:54,960 Oh look, I think you've got a bit of cum on my necklace. 275 00:22:54,960 --> 00:23:00,920 Oh I don't think she's offended in the least, she probably took it as an offering, a sign 276 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,760 of your deep devotion. 277 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:04,760 And you know what? 278 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,680 I'm sure she wouldn't mind getting some more. 279 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,760 I know I wouldn't. 280 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,760 What time is it? 281 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:16,920 Oh shit, the meditation is almost up then, right? 282 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,280 You had better get back to your friend. 283 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,280 Here let me just... 284 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:26,520 I've got one last card for you, let me see. 285 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:30,640 I think I've got a pen here somewhere. 286 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:35,560 Alan Drew Rose is going to have to forgive me for this, I'll have to get her a new tower 287 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,240 card. 288 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:41,640 I just really, really need to give you this number. 289 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,560 What is it for? 290 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,080 You know those sleazy phone mediums? 291 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,280 The ones who can't tell the future of our shit? 292 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,800 Just tell you all the things you want to hear? 293 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:58,120 I guess you could say it's for one of those, except cheaper. 294 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:02,920 And I've actually got a feeling you're going to want to call this one. 295 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:06,040 Call it a premonition, if you will.