oh man it really snowed a lot last night and all the bakeries are closed oh great
there goes my morning I haven't played in snows for years why can't a grown-ass
woman frolic and play in the snow I bet I could make a really good snowman now
let's see a head for his head an exquisite scarf and carrot nose should do it yes I'm
really doing this oh yeah so let's know it's perfect for making things with
maybe God doesn't hate me after all
there's the base and the middle and that's his head damn he's almost taller
than me who'd have thought an adult with basing water skills could make a picture
perfect snowman Wow kids really suck at making them let's give you some arms now
he needs some buttons on his face but what to use the charcoal briquettes are
still out under the old grill there's your buttons mr. snowman your eyes I
meant and let's give you a nice big smile hey handsome what you're smiling at
oh and here's your head your scarf and last but not least your carrot nose
happy birthday mr. snowman you I guess you're a smoker what what the fuck did
you just no way did you just wave hello
nice to meet you I guess what what is it no seriously you want me to make you a
cock well I guess you're a snowman after all but seriously what the actual fuck
is going on did you just fucking shrug you don't even have shoulders how the
hell I mean you know what yeah why the fuck not this is already weird and
impossible as it is I guess hell did freeze over or something there one cock
how do you like it nice cock bro oh yeah of course can't forget your snowballs
they're all set I thought the cold makes you shrink but you're doing pretty well
for yourself mr. snowman what am I even saying what no wait you
seriously want it to be bigger dude really got even the snowman I swear what
is it with you boys and size of your cock not sound too much like a feminist
but I seriously you're shoving your cock down my throat you my god it's like
getting face fucked by a popsicle quite it oh come on I just made you now you're
making me blow you that's just rude man you don't even have hips how can you
thrust anyway oh dude you better not fucking come can you come I swear I'm
going to melt you you jerk I gave you arms tonight could have given the girl
who made you at least a tap I mean seriously wait it's kind of sweet it's
alcoholic
sweet alcoholic is this fucking eggnog you are a magical snowman who face fucks women
and jizzes eggnog I mean somehow that's not the weirdest thing to happen this
last year but still damn this is really strong like it but nobody's around so
oh oh oh oh oh oh please oh I just blew a snowman okay this is really strong
stuff I mean it's kind of like no fucking a snowman but has it been a long
time since old girl got picked down he's not really a person more like a toy
right I really don't know maybe but it can't be much
weirder than those fucking machine sex dolls right yeah right who says a grown
as woman can't fuck a snowman I mean nobody because it's kind of
stupid yeah why not hey come on dude favorite panties okay you you can't fuck
my pussy I guess but only my pussy
that's not bad actually that's what I call a big South Pole wait am I drunk I
always knew the real meaning of Christmas was scared in your holes filled
oh do it again stuff my stocking mr. snowman can't change positions positions
my hands are getting cold dude what are you doing with your carrot oh come on
dude really that's one kind of vitamin D I guess right me like sleigh really
deck my house I could sleep around anymore so please come inside this
fucking oh yes that was yeah do you want to
oh my god no you don't understand see he he came to life and made me make him a
big cock and give him a blow job it has come is that no again come on mr.
snowman move do something seriously