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oh man it really snowed a lot last night and all the bakeries are closed oh great

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there goes my morning I haven't played in snows for years why can't a grown-ass

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woman frolic and play in the snow I bet I could make a really good snowman now

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let's see a head for his head an exquisite scarf and carrot nose should do it yes I'm

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really doing this oh yeah so let's know it's perfect for making things with

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maybe God doesn't hate me after all

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there's the base and the middle and that's his head damn he's almost taller

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than me who'd have thought an adult with basing water skills could make a picture

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perfect snowman Wow kids really suck at making them let's give you some arms now

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he needs some buttons on his face but what to use the charcoal briquettes are

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still out under the old grill there's your buttons mr. snowman your eyes I

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meant and let's give you a nice big smile hey handsome what you're smiling at

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oh and here's your head your scarf and last but not least your carrot nose

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happy birthday mr. snowman you I guess you're a smoker what what the fuck did

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you just no way did you just wave hello

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nice to meet you I guess what what is it no seriously you want me to make you a

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cock well I guess you're a snowman after all but seriously what the actual fuck

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is going on did you just fucking shrug you don't even have shoulders how the

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hell I mean you know what yeah why the fuck not this is already weird and

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impossible as it is I guess hell did freeze over or something there one cock

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how do you like it nice cock bro oh yeah of course can't forget your snowballs

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they're all set I thought the cold makes you shrink but you're doing pretty well

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for yourself mr. snowman what am I even saying what no wait you

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seriously want it to be bigger dude really got even the snowman I swear what

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is it with you boys and size of your cock not sound too much like a feminist

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but I seriously you're shoving your cock down my throat you my god it's like

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getting face fucked by a popsicle quite it oh come on I just made you now you're

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making me blow you that's just rude man you don't even have hips how can you

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thrust anyway oh dude you better not fucking come can you come I swear I'm

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going to melt you you jerk I gave you arms tonight could have given the girl

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who made you at least a tap I mean seriously wait it's kind of sweet it's

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alcoholic

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sweet alcoholic is this fucking eggnog you are a magical snowman who face fucks women

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and jizzes eggnog I mean somehow that's not the weirdest thing to happen this

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last year but still damn this is really strong like it but nobody's around so

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oh oh oh oh oh oh please oh I just blew a snowman okay this is really strong

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stuff I mean it's kind of like no fucking a snowman but has it been a long

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time since old girl got picked down he's not really a person more like a toy

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right I really don't know maybe but it can't be much

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weirder than those fucking machine sex dolls right yeah right who says a grown

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as woman can't fuck a snowman I mean nobody because it's kind of

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stupid yeah why not hey come on dude favorite panties okay you you can't fuck

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my pussy I guess but only my pussy

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that's not bad actually that's what I call a big South Pole wait am I drunk I

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always knew the real meaning of Christmas was scared in your holes filled

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oh do it again stuff my stocking mr. snowman can't change positions positions

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my hands are getting cold dude what are you doing with your carrot oh come on

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dude really that's one kind of vitamin D I guess right me like sleigh really

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deck my house I could sleep around anymore so please come inside this

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fucking oh yes that was yeah do you want to

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oh my god no you don't understand see he he came to life and made me make him a

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big cock and give him a blow job it has come is that no again come on mr.

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snowman move do something seriously