1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:16,920 Okay. 2 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,840 Where is my highlighter? 3 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,440 Yo. 4 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:27,200 Oh, it's you. 5 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:30,440 Hey. 6 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:41,200 Yeah, you can, you can stay with me, that's, that's fine. 7 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:44,440 I know it's loud out there. 8 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:55,880 Oh, I'm going over history. 9 00:00:55,880 --> 00:01:03,160 I'm doing my project on a couple of folklore myths. 10 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:09,360 So I'm currently looking up some stuff from different countries, how they tie in together, 11 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:17,720 the lore around how the same thing can be, the same myth can exist in different countries 12 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:24,000 and places that have never even, you know, cross populated. 13 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 What? 14 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Shut up. 15 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:41,120 Well, as much as I love your sister, my best friend is not into any of the, as you like 16 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:53,920 to say, nerd things that I'm into, so I'm stuck, you know, taking care of stuff on my 17 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:54,920 own. 18 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:59,760 Oh my God, shut up. 19 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:03,280 I was not doing that. 20 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,280 Do that in your house. 21 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:13,640 I mean, oh, are you stuttering? 22 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:24,000 What is it, is it the thought of your little sister's best friend masturbating that disturbs 23 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,240 you so much that you think girls don't do it? 24 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:31,080 Come on, dude, everybody does it. 25 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,080 Everybody does. 26 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:35,080 I'm sure you do. 27 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:43,560 Well, that's why I said I don't do it in your house. 28 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:49,520 My house is a whole different story. 29 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:58,600 Because you're here, your parents are here, like, come on, when I'm home or when I'm at 30 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:06,720 my dorm, sure, although my dorm currently sucks and I have to, that's why I'm staying 31 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,720 here. 32 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,800 Luckily, your parents are pretty cool. 33 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:13,680 I mean, it's crazy, right? 34 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,160 One toaster fire and suddenly the whole building's on fire. 35 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:20,080 You think the thing was made of like gasoline or something. 36 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:25,000 It went up in flames. 37 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:31,160 Oh, no, no, no. 38 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,160 You know I know how to cook. 39 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,160 I've been cooking for you guys. 40 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:36,440 I cook for you guys every time I'm here. 41 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:44,120 I've been cooking since your parents were kind enough to let me stay here. 42 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:52,320 Yeah. 43 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,320 What's wrong? 44 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:58,400 You, um, you can't seem to look me in the eye. 45 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:08,160 Yeah, I've been staying with you guys for almost a month. 46 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:19,480 It'll be a month in a couple of days, like three or four. 47 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:38,960 I'm sorry, are you asking me if I haven't touched myself in a month because I'm staying 48 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:43,960 here? 49 00:04:43,960 --> 00:05:01,720 Hey, wouldn't you like to know? 50 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:07,920 I mean, you offering to change that or something? 51 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:21,160 Just because you do know that you've never even laid a hand on me. 52 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,160 Walk wide circles. 53 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:32,160 I told your sister I thought it was because you knew that, you know, I was, what, bi? 54 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:41,400 You somehow thought that meant I was going to try to jump everyone's bones, but she said 55 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:54,960 you didn't care, so I don't know what to think, but I'm kind of curious now. 56 00:05:54,960 --> 00:06:00,960 You've got this look in your eye. 57 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:11,120 This is the closest you've ever actually been to, you know, touching me other than the occasional 58 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:22,280 hello hug and goodbye hug, and please move around me pat on the shoulder. 59 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:30,440 I can't be that intimidating, I can't be that scary. 60 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,440 I am scary. 61 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:42,520 What with these chipmunk cheeks, no way. 62 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:55,320 My eyes, my eyes are scary, and why's that? 63 00:06:55,320 --> 00:07:02,240 I seem to know everything. 64 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,240 I doubt that. 65 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:18,400 There's a lot that I don't know, like, I don't know what you taste like or how your hands 66 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:35,440 would feel across my skin in very intimate places, but I do know that your hand is trembling 67 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:39,280 right next to my knee. 68 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:44,760 I do know that you're biting your lip. 69 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:56,240 And I also know that I would really, really like it if you would please touch me. 70 00:07:56,240 --> 00:08:06,840 I would really like it if you would make me come. 71 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:18,640 So, um, if you're okay with it, I would like to kiss you. 72 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:27,880 Thank you for that, yes? 73 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:35,400 Please, please touch me. 74 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:52,320 Oh, God, yeah, it's been a while, so, oh, this is gonna be embarrassingly short, yeah. 75 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:59,320 I thought about you touching me. 76 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,320 Fuck. 77 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:01,320 Shut up. 78 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:04,320 Oh, God, shut up. 79 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,320 Fuck you. 80 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,320 It feels good. 81 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,320 Why am I being quiet? 82 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,320 Because, because there are people in this house right now. 83 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,320 And I don't know how they'd feel about hugging you with your hand down there, and you're 84 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,320 like, oh, fuck you. 85 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:11,320 Fuck you. 86 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:12,320 Fuck you. 87 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,320 Fuck you. 88 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,320 Fuck you. 89 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,320 Fuck you. 90 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,320 Fuck you. 91 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,320 Fuck you. 92 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,320 Fuck you. 93 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,320 Fuck you. 94 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,320 Fuck you. 95 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,320 Fuck you. 96 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,320 Fuck you. 97 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,320 Fuck you. 98 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,320 Fuck you. 99 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,320 Fuck you. 100 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:34,320 Fuck you. 101 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:43,320 Fuck you. 102 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:51,320 Fuck you. 103 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:56,320 Fuck you. 104 00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:03,320 Fuck you. 105 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:12,320 Fuck you. 106 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:22,320 Fuck you. 107 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:31,320 Fuck you. 108 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:40,320 Fuck you. 109 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:48,320 Fuck you. 110 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:55,320 Fuck you. 111 00:10:55,320 --> 00:11:00,320 Fuck you. 112 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:10,320 Fuck you. 113 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:21,320 Fuck you. 114 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:31,320 Fuck you. 115 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:53,320 Fuck you. 116 00:11:53,320 --> 00:12:05,320 Fuck you. 117 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:14,320 Fuck you. 118 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:21,320 Fuck you. 119 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:26,320 Fuck you. 120 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:31,320 Fuck you. 121 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:36,320 Fuck you. 122 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:41,320 Fuck you. 123 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:46,320 Fuck you. 124 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:51,320 Fuck you.