1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Oh, that got your attention. 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Hello, Father. 3 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:18,000 No, no, no. 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Definitely not. 5 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Not that. 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:30,000 You know, those vestments look real good on you, Father. 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Anyways, let me pull up a chair. 8 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Father, you and I need to have a conversation. 9 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000 See? 10 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Oh, you don't like it when I call you Father. 11 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Yeah, no, I'm not calling you by your human name, no. 12 00:00:55,000 --> 00:01:00,000 I'll stick to Mr. 13 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Mr. sounds good? Yeah, okay. 14 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Then we'll stick to Mr. 15 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:10,000 But you and I need to have a conversation. 16 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:17,000 You're really, really 17 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:22,000 bad at your job, and I'm trying to figure out why, because 18 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,000 to be quite frank with you, 19 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Father, 20 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,000 your congregation is getting on my nerves. 21 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,000 I mean, every other week it's 22 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,000 they want this, they want that, they're 23 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,000 evil little twits, and whilst 24 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:47,000 I enjoy and indulge in the sinful, 25 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:53,000 even they're pushing my buttons, even they're pushing the limits. 26 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:57,000 So, 27 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:04,000 I'm coming to the source because they all seem to have you in common. 28 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:10,000 And I think I've figured out 29 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,000 what's been 30 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,000 having them 31 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:21,000 with the urge to burst at the scene 32 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:27,000 and do all these sinful, 33 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:33,000 dirty things. 34 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Tell me, Father, 35 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:41,000 if you haven't noticed how many 36 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:46,000 people have suddenly shown up at your church 37 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:50,000 and how few of them are actually about, 38 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 you know, the praying and the 39 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:59,000 books and all that. I don't know. 40 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:04,000 What am I? 41 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Father, Mister, come on now. 42 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Surely you've figured out by now 43 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:17,000 that I'm a demon. 44 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 I'm not a 45 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,000 traditional one either. 46 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,000 I have a special job. 47 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:31,000 I 48 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,000 may or may not have done a thing, 49 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:39,000 owed a guy a favor, and now I'm paying for it. 50 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:43,000 So, lust and love, 51 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:47,000 that's my sin. 52 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Drowning people in it, indulging 53 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,000 to the utmost highest 54 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,000 and 55 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:02,000 overwhelming 56 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:07,000 type of thing. 57 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Oh, Father, 58 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Father, Father, 59 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:19,000 look at those big eyes. 60 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:23,000 You know exactly why 61 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,000 your congregation 62 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:30,000 has come looking for me. 63 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Isn't that right? 64 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Father, 65 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:43,000 you know, 66 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:48,000 it's frustrating 67 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:53,000 when we can't 68 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:58,000 let our urges be free, 69 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:03,000 don't you think, Father? 70 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:08,000 I mean, 71 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:13,000 don't you want to let 72 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,000 some of those frustrations out? 73 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Your congregation sure has. 74 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,000 You should see them indulging 75 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:29,000 in such lustful acts. 76 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Don't bother trying to hide it. 77 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:45,000 It's part of my powers 78 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 is to be able to sense 79 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 even the slightest bit 80 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:59,000 of attraction, lust, 81 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,000 tension, 82 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:05,000 all those good things that come with such 83 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:10,000 lewd acts. 84 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:14,000 I can smell them in the air. 85 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:20,000 They carry electricity. 86 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:25,000 It's a wondrous thing 87 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:29,000 that your congregation is ruining, so 88 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:33,000 because I can't punish them all, 89 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:39,000 I'm going to punish you, 90 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,000 and you're going to let me. 91 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Isn't that right, Mister? 92 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Yeah, now, 93 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 whilst the nodding 94 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,000 and the enthusiasm from below 95 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 is much appreciated, 96 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I need you to say the words 97 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,000 out loud. 98 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Please, ma'am. 99 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Punish me. 100 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Use me. 101 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Say them out loud. 102 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Now. 103 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Hmm. 104 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Hmm. 105 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Good boy. 106 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:46,000 But you know what? 107 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:54,000 I'm going to have some fun, so 108 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:59,000 bend yourself over that desk 109 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,000 and show me 110 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:07,000 your bare ass 111 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:30,000 right now.