1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:19,000 You're not smiling, it's the matter, you have no idea how to take care of a drunk friend, is that it? 2 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Hmm? Oh please, don't roll your eyes at me. Fine, fine, I'll drink the water. 3 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:55,000 There, look, magic. It's not gonna help. I mean, I drank a whole bottle of Jameson by myself. Sure, I started in the morning. 4 00:00:55,000 --> 00:01:16,000 But you know, I don't give a fuck what anyone says. And neither does my best friend because she knows that I, as her maid of honor, am the happiest person in this room for her because I love her. 5 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Despite the fact that I've been drinking and am no longer able to continue my madly honorable duties. 6 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:46,000 What, Mr. Prim, proper, perfect? Hmm? What is it, mister? Oh, that's right, you hate it when I call you that. What are you gonna do? 7 00:01:46,000 --> 00:02:09,000 You've always been the one to be put together compared to me, mostly. Hmm, and Bestie, she's a wild child, but she's got her own Mr. Prim proper. 8 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:22,000 What? What? You're looking at me like you wanna say something. 9 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:42,000 How drunk am I? You know, surprisingly, not Spring Break 2011 drunk. That was fun. I didn't know someone could have a heart attack like that. 10 00:02:42,000 --> 00:03:02,000 I mean, her titties, like, sloshing them should be no big deal. There we go, there's a smile. You're not such a grouch, are you, mister? 11 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Don't shake your head at me. Come on. There's a wedding going on, we should be happy. 12 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:33,000 You look worried. You wanna talk to me about it? Yeah. Yeah, I know what you mean. 13 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:58,000 I just... This is told under the alcohol, despite me being sober, I will never repeat this again, especially, I will never admit, especially that I said it to you, mister, alright? 14 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:16,000 That you get told enough that you're too much, that they can't handle you, that you talk back, that you're a smartass, that yada yada yada, you eventually start to believe it, you know? 15 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:38,000 It's like, alright, clearly, no one's gonna wanna be with me because I am prim and proper, right? In your case, and in mine, it's... 16 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:53,000 I'm wild, and I'm strong, and I am in charge, and I fucking take control, but I'm not like that all the time. 17 00:04:53,000 --> 00:05:08,000 It's like, no one can accept that. It's like this impossibility. I don't know. 18 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:24,000 What? You're looking at me with those eyes? What eyes? Really, what eyes? I don't know. 19 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Hey, you're awfully close. What? I'm not too much, huh? 20 00:05:41,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Yeah, this would be so cliché. The maid of honor and the best man hooking up at the wedding. So cliché. Are we that cliché? 21 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:27,000 What do you say, mister? You gonna kiss me or what? 22 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, no, that was really hot, you know, just grabbing me by the hips and pulling me onto your lap. 23 00:06:51,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Gotta say, you're winning a lot of points here, mister. 24 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:19,000 What? Shut up. This is not cute. Giggling is not cute. Most men find it irritating when I giggle in the bedroom. The women do. 25 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:31,000 See? And that's what I mean. It's just me having a good time. 26 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Fuck. Whoa. Your hand. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 27 00:07:55,000 --> 00:08:12,000 What do you mean? Drive you crazy, huh? Not just by being in the same room as you. 28 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:26,000 You know, your hands on the hips feel really good. You know where they would feel even better? On my naked skin. 29 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:43,000 So, did me a favor. I kept the dress. 30 00:08:43,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Fuck. Jesus. Not even. Any more to go. 31 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Your hand feels really good inside me. Fuck. 32 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:39,000 What? Okay. The alphabet backwards. Is this your way of asking if I'm sober? 33 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Sober or drunk? I still wanna fuck you. You can ask my bestie once we're done. Or we could call her now. I'm sure she wouldn't mind. 34 00:09:52,000 --> 00:10:10,000 It's a very nice image. You with your zipper down. Dick hard. Hanging out. Three fingers inside me. My tits out of the dress. 35 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:23,000 I mean, it's kinda hot. I'm sure she'd enjoy the imagery. 36 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Well, I came here fully prepared not to get laid. So no, I don't have condoms. But, I mean, we can control ourselves, right? 37 00:10:49,000 --> 00:11:01,000 As long as you have to come inside me. Right? We can be good. 38 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:14,000 You can stop right when you're about to come. I'll finish you with my mouth. Yeah? 39 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Hope that got you going, huh? Oh, fuck. Jesus. 40 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Oh, I skimped on foreplay. This is supposed to be a quickie. We're supposed to be a part of this fuck wedding, you know? 41 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:58,000 You feel really good. What? Oh, no. No, no, no, no. I'm not being loud. Are you kidding me? If we get caught. 42 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Oh, fuck you. You feel really good. 43 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:39,000 God damn it. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Jesus Christ. Fuck you. 44 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:51,000 God, you're really good with your hands. Oh, fuck. 45 00:12:51,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Please, please don't stop. Oh, God. Oh, God. You are so good at that. You feel so good. 46 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Oh, yeah. No. What? No. No, don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. So close. Please. What? 47 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:44,000 If you don't stop, you're gonna come inside me. Is that it? 48 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:52,000 We're already breaking all the rules. We might as well keep breaking them, don't you think? 49 00:13:52,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Please. I don't care. Please. Please. Just keep going. Please. Please. Keep going. 50 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Please. Fuck. Oh, God. 51 00:14:51,000 --> 00:15:12,000 Are you holding up there, mister? Oh, I talked you into this. 52 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:22,000 You know, I've noticed you haven't pulled out of me. Maybe you're comfy. Hmm? 53 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:37,000 You talk trash, but admit it. You had fun with me. Maybe we'll have fun again. 54 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:48,000 I mean, after all, we've already broken a couple of rules. What's the harm if we keep going? 55 00:15:48,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Now, off. I have to go be a maid of honor, and you have to go be a best man, mister. 56 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Oh, okay. No more mister. Aye, aye, Captain. Fuck you. I do what I want. 57 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Oh, you have a name. That's so cute. Yeah. 58 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Oh, no, no, no. You weren't calling me by my name. I believe the exact words you said as you were coming inside me were 59 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:44,000 good fucking girl. I like that. You can keep using that. Now, come here. Let's go. 60 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:59,000 We have a wedding to attend.