You know what, I'm tired of him winning, I'm tired of him knowing me so well that he knows my tells. The least he could do as my roommate is pretend. He doesn't need to win every time, or regret in my fucking face how well he knows me and shit. I know. I know it's just a game dude, that's not the point. The point is this, he keeps picking on me and it just makes me want to stop playing and I hate that. I hate that he's getting to me so much. Oh shut up, it's not that, I haven't thought about him in that way in forever, shut up. Yes he's hot, yes we get along pretty well, it's not sexual tension, no I'm not going to sleep with him, oh my god, shut up, he's an ass, it's the gaming, we get along pretty well but we're just way too competitive. Plus I've seen the girls he brings home, I'm not his type. You say that all the time but it's been what, 8 months since my last date? Since the last time anyone even talked to me like that? I mean, no, no those were all pretend, I didn't want to be home when he was fucking some girl here so I went to help Jordy out at her bread store all night. No he doesn't know that, he thinks I was out with someone, what? I mean yeah, sort of, ok yes, we would be playing all of us together online the next day, I never thought of it, he isn't jealous, no way, peaches we've been friends forever yes you and I, and I know you've been successful with hookups and dating and all that shit but me, no one looks at me like that, thus the fake dating, shut up, those don't count, yes I'm sure he wants me, oh yeah who wouldn't want me, I'm fucking kidding, he's got game and I've got, does moaning to the air count? It should, no I've never, why would I do that, why would I fucking masturbate when he's around so he can catch me, rub it in my face that I have to do it solo because no one wants me, yeah no thanks, he doesn't need any more ammunition against me to make me feel like I'm a loser, no he doesn't do it all the time, I would've moved out, it's just I had a stupid crush on him when I first moved in and now I mean we're friends and he gets girls and I get, well I have the highest score on, stop laughing, shush, yeah yeah yeah, tell me about your date, let's stop talking about me, oh no, peaches, not the dead fish and oh god no moaning, who doesn't moan, I mean I'm all hot and bothered by a kiss most of the time if I like the person, yeah I know, that kind of deep kiss, yeah that kind of makes your knees weak and cling to the person, oh that sounds nice, shut up, I moaned a little, oh god yes, well the next one will be better, shut up, that's embarrassing, don't remind me, I accidentally called you during sex once and you won't let go of the thumb that make, oh yes, let me get a job being a professional moaner, who the fuck would want me to do that for them, shit, um yeah, come in, sorry was I too loud, oh yeah no sure we can talk, the living room, okay, hey peaches, um I'll call you later okay, yeah, kisses, bye, um how's your day going, you okay, you seem a little tense, oh um I've been up for a while, yeah having all those days off was great, but I gotta make sure I'm ready for the office chaos, please mr smartypants, yes I mean it, I mean you have four security clearance levels and I don't know what else, what's up, hmm, sorry, sorry for what, oh god, oh god please, please stop, please just stop, just, oh god, oh god, oh god, shut up, please stop apologizing, Jesus Christ, this is, oh my god, this is a nightmare, this is, this is, oh my god, this is a fucking nightmare, yes it's a nightmare, why would I want you to know any of that, you should have knocked and let me know the door was open, why were you listening, no just, just leave it alone, thanks for apologizing, don't worry about that, we, of course we can keep gaming, it's fine, I'm gonna go back to my room okay, please let me go, dude it's fine, just stop, please stop, what, oh god, the fake dates, please, please don't make me talk about this, please dude, what, why did I fake them, you overheard, I didn't want to be in the house when you were getting laid, no, no I wasn't jealous, I just didn't want to hear it okay, I don't need to hear a girl begging and pleading and hearing you, I just, I didn't want to hear it okay, what, no, no, no, I saw them, as I was leaving I saw many, how many girls you'd be bringing home, what, what do you mean you'd send them home, drink and then call them an uber, what, why, what, what are you doing, stop and talk to me, why, why are you so close, what, what did you just call me, princess, your princess, what's, oh god, what's going on here, dude, talk to me, what, what are you, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, wait, oh god, I don't think you're a bad person, you really overheard everything. Listen. Oh my god. Would you just... Dude, shut up and listen. Thank you. I'm gonna say this once. I was venting to my friend. I'm sorry you overheard all of that because I know you're not awful and the gaming shit is just trash talk, okay? If you're doing this out of some weird, pity shit, please don't. Look, I know I don't get noticed or hit on the way you do and I'm okay with that really. So please don't kiss me because you feel some, I don't know, some weird obligation between being my friend and the fact that you may think I hate you or something. You really don't. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Don't. Don't stop, okay? Oh god, keep going. Keep touching on me. Good. Good girl. What? I'm a good girl? Oh god, honey. I'm... Oh god. Fuck. Please. Please. I'm a good girl? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Your hands. Oh god. Stop thinking about them. Fuck. Fuck. What? my voice. You like it? Oh, when we, uh, game? Oh god. What? No, I didn't know you got hard. That's why you get me kicked out? I drive you crazy? Okay, okay, please. Yes, yes, touch, touch me. Yeah, you, you can, you can untress me. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh god, you. Uh, let me, let me touch. You're so hard. You feel so warm. Can I taste? Oh, Jesus, please. Call you, call you what? What? You were, you were home that day? You, you heard me moan that. Of course I'm embarrassed. Come on. Please, please just touch me. Oh, please touch me. Please. Fuck. Fuck. Fine. Please. Fuck me, daddy. Please. Please make me come, daddy. Yes. Fuck. Yes. Yes. Yes. I need this. Oh god. You make me so wet. Oh, please, daddy. Please, daddy. Daddy. Dream to this. Make me yours, daddy. Show me, daddy. Yes. Daddy. Fill me up. Fuck. Yes. Yes. Yes. I wanted this. Want you to fill me up. Make me, oh, make me come. Please. Please. Please. Oh, fuck. Yes. Yes. Yes. Daddy. Make me come, please. Daddy. Daddy, you feel so good. You feel me so good, daddy. So fucking good. What are you doing? Oh god. Wait, wait, wait. Oh god. Fuck. Your mouth. Are you really eating me out after I came on your dick? Oh, fuck. Come here. Kiss me. Kiss me, please. I don't want to make you come. Yes. Please. Fuck. Yes. Please. Please, daddy. I'm a good girl for you. Yes. You feel it. Me clenching around you tighter. Yeah. I want to keep you inside me. Fuck. Daddy. Oh, so good. Oh, make me come again. You're so good. Fuck. Oh, so good. Fuck you, daddy. Such a good daddy to me. Yeah. Go ahead. Put your hand around my throat. Gentle. Gentle. Push my back to get you closer to me. Please, daddy. I'm a good girl. Yeah. I'm good for my daddy. Fuck me. Oh god. Harder. Harder. Yes. Yes. Yes. Fuck you. Oh god. Daddy. Daddy, please. Please come in me. Yes, daddy. Feel me. Please. Oh god. You're gonna what? You're gonna make me, you're gonna make me yours. Yeah. Fill me up then. Please, daddy. Fuck yes. I know you're bossy. Oh, fuck. Please, daddy. Please. Your hand on my throat. Feel so good. Stubborn. Me. You're worse. You make me crazy. So bossy. Games. Tell me what to do. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Daddy, please. Yes. Yes. Yes. I won't stop giving you props. Daddy. Yes. Yes. I won't give you a seat. Yes, daddy. I won't stop. Daddy, please. Please give it to me. Come on. Touch me. Yes. Touch me. Touch me. Please. Yes. Yes. So, so good. Daddy, please. Please, please, please, please. Yes, daddy. You're a good girl. Yes, daddy. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Jesus. What? Yes, this was, this was all okay. Yes, dude. We're good. What? Where are you going? Uh, Tao. What? Oh. Yeah, it's a little sensitive. Fuck. Fuck. Dude. We're good. We're gonna keep gaming and vibing. This doesn't have to happen again. Ah. Whoa. Hey. Okay. What's wrong? Why, why are you hovering over me like this? What's, what's with that look in your eye? You, you, you meant it all? Um, I'm yours now? Okay, I just, I didn't think. Okay. Okay, dude. I'm, I'm sorry. I know you're not that guy, but like it's, it's me, you know? Huh? Okay. Okay. All right, dude. What? I am not calling you that outside of the bedroom. No. No, dude. Non-negotiable. Oh my God. Okay. Okay. Maybe. All right. How's this? If I lose the first round, the next round, I'll call you daddy in it. Shut up. Hey. Buy me lunch and I'll suck your dick. How's that sound? Oh, wow. I've never seen you jump up so fast. Okay. Just you and me, okay? No one else. Ah, yes. Possessive fucker. Okay. Okay. No one else. Yeah, I'm wearing this. Uh-huh. Your hoodie. Um, well, you spilled coffee all over mine, so I'm borrowing this until it's clean. Uh-huh. Don't act like you don't like it. Hey, come here. Give me a kiss. You're driving. Come on, loser. We're getting lunch.