Okay, I can do this. I can do this. I am not going to let that mean barista mispronounce
my name one more time. It has been a year and a half since I've been coming in here.
He should know my name and be able to spell it by now. It is not that complicated of a
name. I even simplified it. So, I can do this. I can do this. I'm talking to myself. Oh my
god. I'm a crazy person. I can do this. I can do this. I can do this. I can do this.
Seriously. Seriously. Hey! Hey! Just to let you know, it's not pronounced that way. I
come in here all the time. You're usually the barista that serves me. So, if you could
just... I know it's simple and sounds really... I didn't say you were here to coddle me and
praise me. I'm not looking for that. You don't need to be so rude about it. How about that?
You know what? I'll just... I'll take my coffee. Forget it. Clearly. I'm just gonna take my
coffee and go. I'm sorry you think that I don't have the right to correct someone when they're
mispronouncing my name. Who are you? Big man in charge. Please. You act like it's that
hard to put a smile on your face and pronounce a person who, by the way, pronounced their
name at the register for you correctly. I even simplified my name for you because you
kept getting it wrong, but clearly you just don't care. So, I'm gonna take my coffee and
I'm gonna go. I won't bother you with it again. Okay? Cute face clearly doesn't dictate a
nice personality. Oh. Hold on. Hold on. Did you just give me a backhanded compliment?
First of all, I'm the one who called you cute, okay? You don't get to use my line on me.
Okay? Pretty eyes with your hair and all that nonsense you got going on. I'm sure you have
a million, hundreds, thousands, millions of people fawning at you and are falling at your
feet. And just because I don't, just because I don't let you get away with saying whatever
the f- whatever you want, doesn't mean I have a bad personality. Just means I won't take
your bullshit, okay? And I'm not cute. So, yeah, whatever. I'm not cute. Stop saying
that. Stop saying that. You're really close and you do know that there are a lot of people
around, right? Um, I can do that. I can come back. Um, come back when you're closing up.
That's when I get off work too. Well, I guess I'll see you then. I'm not pouting. Shut up.
You don't have to say I better show up. I will. Well, if you keep kissing me, I won't
make it out of the door. Aren't you working? Did your coworker just say finally? You guys
got something you want to tell me there? Hm? Mister? Hm? Hey, um, I should go, right? It's
crazy. You know, like, the whole kiss from earlier was, you know, just a fluke, right?
Just a fluke. What? Don't- don't tell me to shut up. I've been driving you crazy. Look
here, mister. How can I be driving you crazy? You've been such a- oh my god. You don't know
how to talk to me, do you? Which is why you've avoided saying my name, right? Because if
you got it right, I'd probably be like, hey, you're like one of the first people who's
ever done it, right? You know, there are other ways of, you know, flirting with someone,
you know, or, like, saying that you like someone, or, you know, there are other ways of- why
are you looking at me like that? Shut up. I'm not cute. Cats are cute. You're cute.
I'm rambling in a coffee shop after hours because the barista that apparently I haven't
really been able to stop thinking about apparently thinks I'm cute. What? I'm- what is- look,
I don't know who you're doing. You're doing that thing again. Where you're, um, you're
guiding me? Oh, you're at your office. Ooh, fancy. Oh, yes. Telling you to shut up again.
Um, I don't know how far you think this is gonna go, but this is nice.
Oh. You have a couch in your office. How convenient. Okay. This is nice. The whole you asking me
if I'm okay with all of this. You know, I- I couldn't get it out of my head earlier today
why it was so important for you to get my name right because it wasn't about your barista
friend spelling my name wrong on the cup. It was I knew that you could hear me saying
my name and you still chose to say it wrong. It was driving me absolutely insane. And I
couldn't figure it out why until you kissed me earlier. It was because it was you. I wanted
you to get it right because you had this crazy wit and you didn't think anyone was paying
attention. Um, I know that you make the signs and there's so much care in each drawing.
You have really nice handwriting. I've seen you, uh, make sure that the dogs that are
waiting for their owners always have water. Um, you close because you take the old food
to the shelter down the street. Um, okay. First of all, stop trying to make me seem
like some crazy stalker. I just happen to know things because I'm observant. Okay. I'm
shut up. Oh, now you're giggling. Okay. Thank you for laughing at me. I'm gonna, I'm going
to shut up. Oh my God. That's what I should. Okay. Okay. The kissing is nice. Um, I am
really okay with, you know, other things happening. Um, I'm gonna put it to you as bluntly as
I can. I really, really want to wrap my lips around you and I want you down my throat.
So can I please suck your dick? Oh, wow. Drawstring. No zipper needed. How convenient. Yeah. Oh,
you like looking down on me, huh? Shut up. Princess, huh? You're lucky that line was
so sweet. Not corny at all because you haven't treated me like a princess. So, uh, after
I've wrapped my lips around you and that you put that pretty little mouth of yours to work,
you're gonna treat me like a damn princess from here on out. You hear me? Oh, sweetheart,
I've always had control. I'm the one who showed up, remember? Now, before I wrap my lips around
you, I want a little show. Use that pre-cum on the tip of your cock. Spread it on it.
Pump yourself. Give me a show. Oh, I think you liked that. If that little jump was anything
to dictate, I think you like that a lot. That looks so good. Can I suck on the tip while
you pump the rest of your cock? Please? Pretty please, mister? Mm, yeah, I am giving you
the doe eyes. I am pouting because every little thing I do makes that cock of yours jump just
a little. And that's what I like to see. So, bring your cock to my lips. I want to taste.
Not bad. What's that little fuck that you whispered under your breath?
Did you not expect me to... Like sucking your dick?
You like it when I use my hands on your balls? Squeeze and tug.
Your reactions are just adorable.
You like it when I use my hands on your balls?
You, um, you definitely shouldn't be embarrassed about that. You know, most girls would be
like, oh, he finished quickly, yadda yadda. But seeing as how you don't have a condom
and I don't have a condom, I'm assuming you don't have a condom, correct? I assumed correctly.
Look at me. Um, we're definitely not having sex, so, um, that dick isn't getting anywhere
near me. So, next time you wear a condom, you better last longer than this. But to me,
you coming so quickly just means you can control yourself. That looking at me, feeling me,
rubbing your hands in my hair, feeling my tongue across you, hearing me moan and taste
you, drove you so fucking crazy that you just had to come. You couldn't help yourself.
And what's more flattering than that? Now, I do believe I was promised something. Yeah.
So, let me just, um, lean back, yeah? My, uh, legs on your shoulders, thighs around
you. Of course I'm wet. God. Don't worry. This is probably gonna be embarrassingly quick
too. Just, like I said, having your dick in my mouth was so good. Fuck. How are you?
How are you this good? Oh, God. Please. Oh, yes, yes. Fuck. Oh, God. You're fucking,
oh, your fingers. Fuck. Oh, yes, yes. Fuck. Oh, yes, yes. Yes, please, please, please.
Fuck. Just suck it in. So good. So good. Please. Fuck.
Yeah. I'm good. How are you? You okay? Is that okay?
Yeah. I can't wait to do that again in a spot that isn't your office.
Although this has its merits. Yeah. Shut up.
Okay. I'll wait here. Yeah. This was really good. I'm glad I decided to speak up today.
Okay. I'll be here.