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Okay, I can do this. I can do this. I am not going to let that mean barista mispronounce

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my name one more time. It has been a year and a half since I've been coming in here.

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He should know my name and be able to spell it by now. It is not that complicated of a

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name. I even simplified it. So, I can do this. I can do this. I'm talking to myself. Oh my

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god. I'm a crazy person. I can do this. I can do this. I can do this. I can do this.

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Seriously. Seriously. Hey! Hey! Just to let you know, it's not pronounced that way. I

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come in here all the time. You're usually the barista that serves me. So, if you could

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just... I know it's simple and sounds really... I didn't say you were here to coddle me and

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praise me. I'm not looking for that. You don't need to be so rude about it. How about that?

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You know what? I'll just... I'll take my coffee. Forget it. Clearly. I'm just gonna take my

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coffee and go. I'm sorry you think that I don't have the right to correct someone when they're

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mispronouncing my name. Who are you? Big man in charge. Please. You act like it's that

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hard to put a smile on your face and pronounce a person who, by the way, pronounced their

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name at the register for you correctly. I even simplified my name for you because you

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kept getting it wrong, but clearly you just don't care. So, I'm gonna take my coffee and

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I'm gonna go. I won't bother you with it again. Okay? Cute face clearly doesn't dictate a

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nice personality. Oh. Hold on. Hold on. Did you just give me a backhanded compliment?

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First of all, I'm the one who called you cute, okay? You don't get to use my line on me.

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Okay? Pretty eyes with your hair and all that nonsense you got going on. I'm sure you have

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a million, hundreds, thousands, millions of people fawning at you and are falling at your

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feet. And just because I don't, just because I don't let you get away with saying whatever

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the f- whatever you want, doesn't mean I have a bad personality. Just means I won't take

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your bullshit, okay? And I'm not cute. So, yeah, whatever. I'm not cute. Stop saying

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that. Stop saying that. You're really close and you do know that there are a lot of people

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around, right? Um, I can do that. I can come back. Um, come back when you're closing up.

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That's when I get off work too. Well, I guess I'll see you then. I'm not pouting. Shut up.

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You don't have to say I better show up. I will. Well, if you keep kissing me, I won't

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make it out of the door. Aren't you working? Did your coworker just say finally? You guys

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got something you want to tell me there? Hm? Mister? Hm? Hey, um, I should go, right? It's

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crazy. You know, like, the whole kiss from earlier was, you know, just a fluke, right?

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Just a fluke. What? Don't- don't tell me to shut up. I've been driving you crazy. Look

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here, mister. How can I be driving you crazy? You've been such a- oh my god. You don't know

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how to talk to me, do you? Which is why you've avoided saying my name, right? Because if

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you got it right, I'd probably be like, hey, you're like one of the first people who's

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ever done it, right? You know, there are other ways of, you know, flirting with someone,

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you know, or, like, saying that you like someone, or, you know, there are other ways of- why

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are you looking at me like that? Shut up. I'm not cute. Cats are cute. You're cute.

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I'm rambling in a coffee shop after hours because the barista that apparently I haven't

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really been able to stop thinking about apparently thinks I'm cute. What? I'm- what is- look,

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I don't know who you're doing. You're doing that thing again. Where you're, um, you're

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guiding me? Oh, you're at your office. Ooh, fancy. Oh, yes. Telling you to shut up again.

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Um, I don't know how far you think this is gonna go, but this is nice.

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Oh. You have a couch in your office. How convenient. Okay. This is nice. The whole you asking me

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if I'm okay with all of this. You know, I- I couldn't get it out of my head earlier today

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why it was so important for you to get my name right because it wasn't about your barista

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friend spelling my name wrong on the cup. It was I knew that you could hear me saying

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my name and you still chose to say it wrong. It was driving me absolutely insane. And I

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couldn't figure it out why until you kissed me earlier. It was because it was you. I wanted

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you to get it right because you had this crazy wit and you didn't think anyone was paying

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attention. Um, I know that you make the signs and there's so much care in each drawing.

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You have really nice handwriting. I've seen you, uh, make sure that the dogs that are

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waiting for their owners always have water. Um, you close because you take the old food

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to the shelter down the street. Um, okay. First of all, stop trying to make me seem

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like some crazy stalker. I just happen to know things because I'm observant. Okay. I'm

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shut up. Oh, now you're giggling. Okay. Thank you for laughing at me. I'm gonna, I'm going

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to shut up. Oh my God. That's what I should. Okay. Okay. The kissing is nice. Um, I am

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really okay with, you know, other things happening. Um, I'm gonna put it to you as bluntly as

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I can. I really, really want to wrap my lips around you and I want you down my throat.

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So can I please suck your dick? Oh, wow. Drawstring. No zipper needed. How convenient. Yeah. Oh,

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you like looking down on me, huh? Shut up. Princess, huh? You're lucky that line was

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so sweet. Not corny at all because you haven't treated me like a princess. So, uh, after

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I've wrapped my lips around you and that you put that pretty little mouth of yours to work,

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you're gonna treat me like a damn princess from here on out. You hear me? Oh, sweetheart,

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I've always had control. I'm the one who showed up, remember? Now, before I wrap my lips around

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you, I want a little show. Use that pre-cum on the tip of your cock. Spread it on it.

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Pump yourself. Give me a show. Oh, I think you liked that. If that little jump was anything

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to dictate, I think you like that a lot. That looks so good. Can I suck on the tip while

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you pump the rest of your cock? Please? Pretty please, mister? Mm, yeah, I am giving you

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the doe eyes. I am pouting because every little thing I do makes that cock of yours jump just

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a little. And that's what I like to see. So, bring your cock to my lips. I want to taste.

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Not bad. What's that little fuck that you whispered under your breath?

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Did you not expect me to... Like sucking your dick?

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You like it when I use my hands on your balls? Squeeze and tug.

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Your reactions are just adorable.

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You like it when I use my hands on your balls?

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You, um, you definitely shouldn't be embarrassed about that. You know, most girls would be

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like, oh, he finished quickly, yadda yadda. But seeing as how you don't have a condom

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and I don't have a condom, I'm assuming you don't have a condom, correct? I assumed correctly.

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Look at me. Um, we're definitely not having sex, so, um, that dick isn't getting anywhere

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near me. So, next time you wear a condom, you better last longer than this. But to me,

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you coming so quickly just means you can control yourself. That looking at me, feeling me,

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rubbing your hands in my hair, feeling my tongue across you, hearing me moan and taste

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you, drove you so fucking crazy that you just had to come. You couldn't help yourself.

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And what's more flattering than that? Now, I do believe I was promised something. Yeah.

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So, let me just, um, lean back, yeah? My, uh, legs on your shoulders, thighs around

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you. Of course I'm wet. God. Don't worry. This is probably gonna be embarrassingly quick

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too. Just, like I said, having your dick in my mouth was so good. Fuck. How are you?

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How are you this good? Oh, God. Please. Oh, yes, yes. Fuck. Oh, God. You're fucking,

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oh, your fingers. Fuck. Oh, yes, yes. Fuck. Oh, yes, yes. Yes, please, please, please.

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Fuck. Just suck it in. So good. So good. Please. Fuck.

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Yeah. I'm good. How are you? You okay? Is that okay?

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Yeah. I can't wait to do that again in a spot that isn't your office.

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Although this has its merits. Yeah. Shut up.

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Okay. I'll wait here. Yeah. This was really good. I'm glad I decided to speak up today.

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Okay. I'll be here.