Hey, do you want to pass me a bottle of water?
Are you going to tell me why you have that face?
Come on, dude.
We're friends.
Do you want to talk about it?
Oh.
Gina.
I do not say her name a certain way.
She what now?
She cheated on you.
It's not that I'm not surprised.
Wait, no, it's not that I'm surprised.
I didn't like her.
I thought she was a shitty person.
She cheated on her last two boyfriends.
She was constantly late to all of your dates.
She still earned my name, even though we've known each other since we were, what, 16.
Didn't like you hanging out with your mom that one weekend your mom drove up.
I mean, I could go on and on and on.
And she also didn't like the fact that we were quote unquote neighbors, even though I live three blocks over in a different complex.
I don't have shit in your apartment like we used to when we got right out of college.
We don't do that anymore.
She didn't like that you were going to go out with me on my birthday because it was her friend's dog's wedding.
She made up some bullshit excuse.
She don't want you to go out with me to a bar for my birthday.
So I'm sorry, but A, I never liked her.
I didn't say shit to you about it because she's your girlfriend, was your girlfriend.
I'm assuming you broke up with her because cheating is non-negotiable for both of us.
I hope that hasn't changed because you deserve better.
Like I said, we've known each other since we were 16.
You deserve so much better.
You're this really sweet guy that's always been there for me.
Family's always been there for me.
My family's always been there for yours.
And just, I'm sorry that she cheated on you.
And I'm sorry that maybe I am not saying the right things.
I don't...
What?
Why are you laughing?
Hey, shut up.
God, why?
Well, you knew all of this.
You knew I didn't like her.
She didn't like me.
Ooh, big boob, I'm so surprised.
Whatever.
She...
You guys talked about this.
What?
Oh.
Um, okay, first of all, why was she ever worried about anything?
No one's...
No one looks at me.
In the what?
Four or five months that you guys have been dating.
I had two dates.
Okay?
One blind date.
That went terrible in the middle of dinner.
Who starts yelling at the waiter?
Like, oh god, do you remember that night?
I couldn't even go to your apartment because she was there.
God, I wanted to cry so badly that night.
Um, I...
Okay, why do you look mad now?
What do you...
What do you mean, what do I mean?
I mean, that night I had my blind date.
I called here.
And she picked up.
She said that she was staying the night
and would really appreciate it if I stayed away
for me to go talk it out with one of my other friends.
I don't know, you're probably in the shower or something.
I don't know, I'm picking up the takeout.
What do you mean, why did I listen?
She was your girlfriend.
I have to respect boundaries.
I'm not gonna be over here like it's my place.
It's not, it's yours.
Um, okay, okay.
I know what we've talked about, okay?
I know that we've said that each other's place is, you know,
like a second home for us.
And I mean that you were over all the time
when Greg and I were together.
I mean, he understood that our friendship level
and, you know, he got the job in London
and he left me here, the States.
Technically he didn't just leave me, left the States, whatever.
The point is, I meant it.
But you never really had a serious girlfriend.
I didn't want to intrude.
I didn't want to invade.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Okay, okay, okay.
Next time.
Next time I know better.
And I'll tell you.
Oh, the second date was the guy who texted me, remember?
We were gonna meet at the bar.
He saw me, sent me a message that said he had seen me
and was like, no, thanks.
Yeah.
It's not been a stellar six months for my dating record.
Oh, God.
I'm like my third one-night stand since college.
Jesus Christ.
What?
What do you mean, what do I mean, what?
You're looking at me a certain way.
What?
Oh, you don't know how I'm not dating someone.
Let me explain to you.
This me is not appealing to the general male species.
Ow.
Jesus Christ.
Don't shove me, asshole.
I mean it.
Look, I'm sure when we're in our, what, 40s,
I'm giving it 40s because right now it's not looking hot.
That's when my beauty and lack of grace is going to be appreciated.
What?
Okay.
You're scooting closer.
I could hear you just fine,
but I'm pretty sure you want to take those words back, dude.
You just called my eyes beautiful.
What?
Gina was jealous of me.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm laughing because it's fucking funny, dude.
Why the fuck would she be jealous of me?
My lack of dating, she can take that, like, hello.
Of us?
I mean, there's, there's no us, us.
It's just our friendship.
I mean, I don't, it's weird.
It's like, I don't know, have I, have I ever thought about it?
You and I?
I mean, people, people used to talk in college about us,
but I mean, we're not in college anymore and you have your life
and you, you know, go out and you, you date people.
And I, I get bought appetizers because people stand me up on dates.
Yeah, I'm going to stand up.
That's a ridiculous question to ask.
I mean, it's ridiculous, it's crazy.
It's crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy.
What are you doing?
I know you're pushing hair up in my ear.
My question is, why?
Look, if, if you're, if you're doing this because Gina broke up with you or you broke up with Gina, whatever,
you should take a beat and think about it.
You should definitely sit on it 24 hours.
And then if you, whatever it is that you're thinking because I know those eyes
of that particular look has never been directed towards me.
If you want to.
Yeah, I've thought about it.
You and her broke up last week.
You thought about it for a week after.
After what she's told you.
This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy.
You're not thinking right.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Just a few seconds, you need to catch me up here.
You're kissing me and I am.
Did you realize how you felt?
Okay.
I am.
Shut up.
Oh my God.
You broke it up because it's never left your mind.
I mean, I drunkenly told you that I liked you when we first met in high school.
And then those feelings came back when we were in college, but I mean, it doesn't.
You hadn't touched her since I told you three months ago.
You guys were two months in when I told you that.
No wonder this girl hated me.
She probably thought you wanted to do something with me.
Jesus fucking Christ, I'm so sorry that I told you that.
Look, I can control my feelings.
I can do that.
I don't need you to kiss me out of pity.
Okay.
You want me to what?
Shut up.
I am.
This is going to change everything.
I really, really need you in my life as my friend.
So if I, if I give in to this, if I let you touch me the way that I've dreamed about you touching me, if I let you keep kissing me,
I don't want you to change your mind or, I don't know, finally feel this.
Oh my God.
This is, oh, this is interesting.
I was pushing me onto the sofa, those, those fingers were just touching me.
Yeah, they're wet from me.
Fuck.
That's, that's odd.
Yeah, you putting your fingers in your mouth to taste what I taste like, that's odd.
Yes.
I, I want to do this.
I think I've think too much, maybe.
So I'm going to stop thinking.
And I am going to give in to this.
So, can you, can you get naked?
Then I'll get naked.
You know, you don't have to wrestle me out of my fucking leggings, you can just ask my assistance.
The hoodie, the hoodie stays on? Why?
This is yours? No way.
I mean I always wear it.
Okay, I like that.
Alright, it stays on.
Shirt off please.
Thanks.
Please.
We've known each other for a long time, I know what you look like.
And the reason I had a crush on you was not because of how fit you were.
And the reason that I am agreeing to this is not because of what you look like.
It is most definitely because I really just like you.
I thought you are.
And if anyone else doesn't, well that's on them.
Because I'm hoping that you find me attractive, yeah?
Me too.
Okay, so are you going to stand there and look at me, or are you going to touch me?
Please.
I mean, you look a little mesmerized.
I don't know, but I open my legs like this.
I'll show you how wet I am from just kissing you and having your hands down my pants.
You can see me dripping.
You want me to touch myself for you, like this?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it feels so good.
Fuck.
Oh.
Oh, yes.
Your fucking mouth feels really all good.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to keep playing with my clip, okay?
You keep tasting.
Oh, fuck.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, god.
Fuck.
Oh, god.
Fuck.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, god, god.
Please, please don't stop.
Please don't stop.
Fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Make me, make me come.
Yes, make me come.
Oh, fuck.
Your mouth, god, your mouth, your mouth.
It feels so good.
Oh, god, please, please.
Please, please, please, please.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, god, yes, yes, yes.
Please, please, please, please.
Fuck.
Oh, god, yes.
Jesus.
Oh, okay.
Uh-huh.
No, I, yep, I most certainly did.
Oh, god, that was so good.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
You gave me a second to be able to reciprocate that one.
Why are you saying no to a workshop?
What are you, content?
Yeah, no, I haven't, I haven't been on the go for a while.
Okay.
Oh, no, no, no.
I most definitely want you to fuck me right now.
We can talk about contraception after.
You're going to cum if I suck your dick even a little.
You know, can I, before you put that condom on it,
I like to taste nasty.
Can I just, can I please taste it?
Come on.
Please.
I just want to, yeah, give it a little.
Okay.
Sorry.
I may have gotten a little carried away with my taste.
But you know, I'm going to try to suck your dick at every chance I get.
No matter where we are.
You can smack me.
All you want.
I'm still going to try to suck your dick.
So put that condom on and cum here.
Fuck me already.
Please, just, yeah.
Hey.
Hey.
I'm really glad we're doing this.
Now, watch your dick at me.
Thanks.
Yeah, okay.
Fuck.
Yeah, I'll keep, I'll keep going.
It's okay.
It's okay, I already came.
You don't need to last long.
I just, I want to make you feel good, okay?
So, keep fucking me, all right?
Yeah, yeah.
God.
Oh, I'm never going to get tired of this.
Fuck, that feels good.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Yeah.
You like the way my tits bounce when you fuck me?
Fuck you.
Fuck, they feel good.
Fuck.
Yeah, fuck, fuck on them.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh, God.
Yeah, just let me put my hand right there.
Let me play with my clit.
Oh, fuck you.
Fuck me.
Oh, God, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Why does this feel so good?
So good.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, keep going, keep going.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, I can't.
Oh, God, I can't.
Please, please.
Fuck, fuck.
So, so good.
Oh, God, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, God, yes, yes.
Oh, God, yes, yes.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
You okay there?
Looking a little wobbly on those legs.
First of all, how dare you say that?
My pussy is not a trap.
You like this pussy, and you're gonna keep fucking it.
Hey.
I like this.
This change for us.
