I'm a mess
Boy you good
Can I not pay attention to you for like five minutes, that's all I ask. All right, come here. I'll pet you
Good babies good babies. Okay. Now let me do my work
Child why aren't you asleep? Go to them
It's just it was already chubby before the
Dog
Okay
Can I not like pet you for five minutes is that a thing that is
going to be able to be done or
Do I constantly need to give you attention?
Oh god
I'm
I just turned to the mic
I
Guess i'm gonna have to record this while petting you
I'm sorry for yelling. It's just I was already chubby before the baby and
Now i'm even bigger
I just feel like a cow. It's ready to pop
I'm not a cute cow
I'm not a cute cow you
Please ava this needs to be done
Girl calm down
Like I pay attention to you all day
You're right next to me. I'm not forcing you out of the room
I'm right here
No, i'm not judging
Uh, no i'm not judging
You
I'm okay
You
Okay, you're gonna have to get out I can't keep doing this go
Go
Go go go go go go go go you're lucky my door doesn't shut
So
Oh
Don't look at me like that you keep interrupting me why do you think i'm stopping what i'm doing
Don't look at me like that your cute little face isn't gonna excuse you from your actions
Don't whine at me you know what you did honey don't yell at me
Don't give me that attitude
Nope
Ava
Hey
I let you out earlier. You don't have to go outside. I put up your food because it's past midnight and you don't need to eat
Are you mad because i'm not in bed is that what you're mad about
So come on now
This is what I have to deal with
I'm recording a script that should only take me 30 minutes to record but my dog wants to give me attitude
Hey
Hi
You good
You good
There i'm giving you neck scratches i'm giving you head scratches back scratches butt pats we good
Are we good?
No
So we're not good
I already took you out to go potty for the night. You can't go back outside
Remember last time you did you almost got eaten by a raccoon. Well, not really. I mean I heard it outside but still
well
Well, my bet for not wanting you to get eaten
I shouldn't be talking to you like you're a person but still you're like you're stinking cute because i'm trying to get something done
Please i am almost done