1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:02,720 I'm a mess 2 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:12,660 Boy you good 3 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:24,320 Can I not pay attention to you for like five minutes, that's all I ask. All right, come here. I'll pet you 4 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:29,040 Good babies good babies. Okay. Now let me do my work 5 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:36,800 Child why aren't you asleep? Go to them 6 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,200 It's just it was already chubby before the 7 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Dog 8 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Okay 9 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:57,360 Can I not like pet you for five minutes is that a thing that is 10 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,160 going to be able to be done or 11 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,160 Do I constantly need to give you attention? 12 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,080 Oh god 13 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:08,960 I'm 14 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,200 I just turned to the mic 15 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,200 I 16 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,720 Guess i'm gonna have to record this while petting you 17 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:24,240 I'm sorry for yelling. It's just I was already chubby before the baby and 18 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,040 Now i'm even bigger 19 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,040 I just feel like a cow. It's ready to pop 20 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,600 I'm not a cute cow 21 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:40,320 I'm not a cute cow you 22 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:55,760 Please ava this needs to be done 23 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,280 Girl calm down 24 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,720 Like I pay attention to you all day 25 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:08,240 You're right next to me. I'm not forcing you out of the room 26 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,880 I'm right here 27 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,200 No, i'm not judging 28 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:32,500 Uh, no i'm not judging 29 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,920 You 30 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,400 I'm okay 31 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,400 You 32 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:28,640 Okay, you're gonna have to get out I can't keep doing this go 33 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:30,640 Go 34 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:46,180 Go go go go go go go go you're lucky my door doesn't shut 35 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,280 So 36 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,640 Oh 37 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:48,480 Don't look at me like that you keep interrupting me why do you think i'm stopping what i'm doing 38 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,760 Don't look at me like that your cute little face isn't gonna excuse you from your actions 39 00:04:55,760 --> 00:05:03,760 Don't whine at me you know what you did honey don't yell at me 40 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,320 Don't give me that attitude 41 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,840 Nope 42 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,400 Ava 43 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,480 Hey 44 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:26,880 I let you out earlier. You don't have to go outside. I put up your food because it's past midnight and you don't need to eat 45 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,840 Are you mad because i'm not in bed is that what you're mad about 46 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:45,840 So come on now 47 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,160 This is what I have to deal with 48 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:59,360 I'm recording a script that should only take me 30 minutes to record but my dog wants to give me attitude 49 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,360 Hey 50 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,960 Hi 51 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,200 You good 52 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,320 You good 53 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:26,720 There i'm giving you neck scratches i'm giving you head scratches back scratches butt pats we good 54 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,720 Are we good? 55 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,880 No 56 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,520 So we're not good 57 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:42,000 I already took you out to go potty for the night. You can't go back outside 58 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:48,160 Remember last time you did you almost got eaten by a raccoon. Well, not really. I mean I heard it outside but still 59 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,880 well 60 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:56,880 Well, my bet for not wanting you to get eaten 61 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:06,720 I shouldn't be talking to you like you're a person but still you're like you're stinking cute because i'm trying to get something done 62 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:16,720 Please i am almost done