Okay. Hopefully I got everything set up right.
I'll help me home any second.
Oh god, please. I hope I'll take this well.
Oh, shit, here it comes.
Hey, hun, how's work?
Well, I'm glad you had a good day.
Look, I kinda have to tell you something.
I know it's just...
You know, let's have some dinner first.
So, um...
I hope you're enjoying dinner.
I'm not antsy, I'm just...
I want you to enjoy your food.
I got you a little something.
I hope you enjoy it.
Surprise!
Yeah, it's a pregnancy test.
Yeah, it's positive.
I'm glad you're happy.
Oh god, I was so worried you were gonna freak out that I was pregnant.
Racking around in my head all day trying to make sure I didn't make you upset.
I was scared you were gonna leave.
I know you'd never leave me, I just got nervous, you know?
You see all these people in happy relationships, and then once they get pregnant...
Things go sour, and I was just a bit worried that's where we were going.
Not that I thought we were gonna end up like that.
I'm normally not lucky like I am now, so...
I'm just happy you're happy.
We're gonna have a baby.
A little bit of you, and a bit of me.
Of course I'm excited.
Nervous as hell, but I'm excited.
I'm happy that you're happy.
Oh, you're more than happy.
Well, I guess I wouldn't complain.
I mean, we might want to get a bit more loving in before the baby comes.
Why don't you come and get me?
Daddy.
I love you.
Oh, you want to treat me first?
Okay.
Help me get my pants off, okay?
You're smiling like an idiot.
It makes me happy to see you so happy, baby.
You've pulled my legs apart so forcefully.
Did you finding out you're gonna be a daddy make you that excited?
Show me how excited you are, baby.
God, your tongue feels so good.
Fuck, don't stop.
Just shut up, I'm really sensitive right now.
Why, why'd you stop, baby?
You want to suck on my tits?
It's a bit too early for me to start making milk.
Of course I'd still be sensitive.
Why wouldn't-
You, you play dirty.
Fuck.
I'm fine, just a little frazzled.
You sucking on my tits and fingering me at the same time is really-
Oh god.
Fuck, don't stop.
God, I'm close.
Oh god, please don't stop.
Oh god, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come.
Oh fuck, oh god.
I'm finally- oh gosh.
Just give me a minute to catch my breath.
Come here.
Give your baby mama a hug.
Feel a little weird saying that.
Well, I guess I gotta get used to being called mommy.
As long as you don't mind being called daddy.
Oh, I can feel how hard you are.
It's not my fault your bone is rubbing up against me.
How about I rub it a bit and keep calling you daddy.
Oh, is that what's been getting you hard?
I'm pregnant and you're getting hard for me calling you daddy.
I'm just giving you shit, I don't really care.
It's kinda hot, honestly.
I can't wait for me to start showing that way when you walk out with me and they see us walking together.
Everyone knows what you did to me.
Well, it's just kinda hot, you know.
You're throbbing in my hand, babe.
Oh, come on, I think it's pretty hard.
Oh, don't come yet, please, I want you to fuck me.
I want you to get me double pregnant.
No, you don't have to get on top.
You can just keep cuddling.
I want you to cuddle-fuck me.
That way I can feel your arms around me and feel nice and safe.
Oh, you wanna play with my tits too, huh?
You're just gonna torture me because my tits are sore.
I don't mind.
Please, fuck me.
I want you inside me, daddy.
Fuck, I can feel you inside of me.
Yeah, keep fucking me slow.
It feels so good.
Fuck, if you keep playing with my tits like that, I'm gonna cum already.
I bet you can't wait until they're nice and big and swollen with milk.
Are you gonna be excited for seeing my body change just from what you did to me?
My belly's swelling with our kid.
My tits just heaving because they're so full.
Fuck, you keep throbbing.
It feels so good.
Fuck, yeah, pick up the speed.
Oh, god.
Oh, god, you needed this.
Oh, god, don't stop.
Yeah, please.
Oh, fuck, yeah.
Come inside me.
Come inside my already knocked up womb.
Oh, fuck, yeah.
It feels so warm inside me.
No, don't pull out yet, please.
I just want us to stay in the cuddle for a bit.
Yeah, I know I'm a cuddle pug, but I feel really safe in your arms.
I just want to sit in the afterglow for a little bit.
No, I'm not sorry you didn't hurt me.
Oh, you'll just go harder next time then, huh?
You're such a goofball.
I hope our kids have as funny as you are.
Knowing me, I'm not too funny, so.
Oh, you think I'm funny.
Well, of course you think I'm funny.
You're my husband, but everybody else don't think that.
Well, I guess I'll just be happy if they're happy and safe and nice and giggly and just a piece of us.
I love you.