Come on, is that the best you got?
I've had tail slaps from my grandpa that can hit harder than you.
Hey! Come on, bitch, hit me!
For a titanosaur, you're really not living up to the name.
For fuck's sake, girl, come on! Stop trying to hit me and actually hit me!
Oh, I'm sorry, was that a punch or a damn mosquito?
Is that sail on your back all for show? Is that to distract them from your flat ass?
Oh, someone's getting all huffy. Did I touch a nerve?
What? No! Shut your wretched bitch-ass mouth!
No one threatens to take my throne from me!
Got your arm now, just a wee twist here and I snap it right out of its socket.
Also, for the record, no one threatens to hurt my human but me!
Nuh-uh, no fucking tails, cunt. I got wise to that stupid little windblast shit you do with it.
No, apologize!
Oh, mouthful today, are we?
You sure you want to play dirty? Cause I can play dirty too.
Last chance, now tap out!
Wise choice.
Yeah, that's right! Who is the queen? You're goddamn right, it's me!
Good match. You know your style's kinda unorthodox, but I had some fun going toe-to-toe with you.
Alright, see you next time. Oh yeah, and when I do, don't bring my human up or I will use my breath on you.
Oh, hey nerd, how's it going?
You really came to watch me? Really?
No, that's really sweet of you.
Shut up, wiseass, I'm not blushing!
So, uh, how'd I do?
Huh? You think so? Well, uh, of course I'd make it look easy, dummy. I do have a family legacy to keep up.
Although that chick with the hook hands I fought in the first bracket was pretty damn creepy.
I kept thinking she was gonna stab me with those things into my head or use it as a buzzsaw thing on his stomach to cut my shoulder up.
I swear that just gives me the willies.
Hey, um, what are you looking at me like that for?
Yeah, it's just a sports bra and shorts, what do you think I'd fight in my uniform?
Dude, come on, my spines would tear right up in seconds with all the rolling around and swiping and stuff.
Hey, uh, hey, what the fuck do you think you're doing getting so close?
Sexy? Damn weirdo, I just fought a bunch of demis and kaijus, do you really want to go straight for my abs?
Shut up, idiot, I can't help it if I get sweaty from all the fighting and rolling around.
Fuck.
But, uh, since you like them so much, I guess I can let it slide just this once.
Hey, that's enough shit for brains. Besides, people are filing out now and might see you acting all weird with my stomach.
So just wait here and let me go wash up, alright?
Okay, I'll try not to take too long, alright? So just sit here on the bleachers or something.
Hey, don't stare at my ass when I leave, okay?
Or do, as long as it's not some other kaiju.
Okay, sorry for the wait either. No, I don't really have any plans after this.
Um, no, I don't have a ride either.
How else? Duh, I walk. Do you think my thighs are just for show or do you want me to remind you?
Because if memory serves me, you were squirming like a worm when your cock was between my thighs.
Heh, I thought not. Huh? No, I can't fly. Do you see any wings?
What? Use my atomic breath? Dude, that's just stupid.
What do you think? I just fire at some random direction and see what kind of ridiculous flight power it has?
How much cheesy movies have you seen even get that idea?
Ugh, nevermind. Go somewhere with you?
Well, I'm not exactly in a rush to go home.
Wait, wait, did you mean like an actual date?
No, I don't mind. It's just, uh, no one's ever asked me out on a date before.
Shut up! I know we kinda missed a step, but that was, um, stress relief! Yeah, that's right.
Wait, um, no, I didn't mean it like that.
Just shut up and show me your car so we can go to your stupid date idea.
Hey, where are we going?
No, no, I trust you. Besides, pretty sure I could knock your scrawny ass out anyway if you tried anything shady.
It's just, um, we're so far out into the boonies, so what kind of date exactly are you planning?
Yeah, I know about old man Tata Plus.
Isn't he that one old guy who used to run some kind of bait shop and he just sold nothing but giant ass worms?
Wait, he has a drive-in theater?
Babe, get the hell out of here, really?
No, I've always wanted to go to one, but I mean, they've pretty much gone extinct just like the dinosaurs.
What? Yeah, I said babe.
What? I can be nice to my boyfriend, okay?
I just can't have you or my competition thinking I'm getting soft.
Holy mcgora, that screen's huge!
Damn, seems like the crazy old worm man found a nice little business here.
So what are we watching? Pacific Rim?
Dude, I don't know if that's specifically hilarious or whether I should smack you with my tail for taking your Kaiju girlfriend to see a movie about them getting their asses kicked.
No, I'll watch it besides. The giant robots look pretty damn cool from all the trailers.
And Charlie Hunnam looks...well, the second best looking human I like.
Hold on, I can't let you go Dutch on everything.
Here, my share for the snacks.
Okay, get me some fish sticks, a double fish sandwich, and some...yeah, I know that's a lot of fish. Shut up, I like fish.
Thanks babe. Oh, and a Dr. Pepper!
Come on, gypsy danger, you can do better than that. Use the damn plasma gun.
Oh shit, shit, shit, are they gonna use the boat?
Fuck yeah!
Man, that was a sick hit.
Hey, you know all this time we've been here and you haven't made a move on me.
Am I that intimidating?
No, it's not that I don't want you to try and make your move, but it's just, well, no one we know is here, so if you want to touch my abs now, go for it, you dense moron.
Fuck.
You really like those, huh?
No, that's okay. It's starting to grow on me, how mesmerized you get when you see my abs.
That's it baby. Press them nice and slow.
There we go.
Attaboy.
Don't tickle me.
Well, since you're busy with my abs...
I'll start touching you here.
Jumped up a bit, did we?
Better stay focused, baby, otherwise the people near the cars are gonna notice.
Sneaky little bastard.
Catching me off guard with the ab touching.
Let's move these panties aside.
Put that fucking finger of yours to work and play with my pussy.
Dirty boy.
You like people watching.
You're getting so hard already.
That's it. Swirl that finger in me while I twist my hand around that thickening shaft of yours.
Fuck yeah baby, add another finger.
Get me ready.
I'm gonna stroke this nice human cock of yours a little harder.
Those...
Those bones are making a pretty damn cute fucking out crazy nerd.
Shit. God, he has to wiggle this for me, baby.
Damn, you make me lick so much.
The more I stroke your cock, the thicker you're getting.
It's looking pretty eager to fuck me.
You're gonna get me real damn good with this.
Are you sure your dick isn't hard, Kaiju?
Take your fingers out.
It tastes great.
But it'll taste even better after I've had your cock in me.
Push the seat down as low as it can get.
Here we're gonna fuck right here.
You're goddamn right.
No, I don't give a shit.
I want you, and I'm taking what's fucking mine.
Let me just take these worthless panties off and get on top of you.
Shit. My tail hit the horn.
Whatever.
Now then.
Hey there, short stuff.
I feel your cock pulsing under me.
I bet you want me to fucking ride you.
Oh, what's that?
I didn't hear that.
Yes, what, you cute little asshole?
Good boy.
Now who is your queen?
Say it clearly or no fucking your Kaiju girlfriend.
That's a good boy.
Now grab my hips.
Hold on tight and get ready.
Oh, fuck.
That's it, baby.
Stretch me to the limit.
Fuck.
This human cock is mine.
You fucking hear me, you horny little worm?
You are mine.
No one else can have you.
Who do you belong to?
Fuck your hips and stay alone, you baby.
Damn straight, you belong to me.
All of you belongs to me.
Come here and kiss me, you dumbass.
Damn you feel good.
Pull your hips closer, damn it.
Get deeper.
I told you I want you to gape me.
That's it.
Get a nice thick cock into me and scratch my hips.
Here.
Touch my ass, baby.
Enjoy my pussy clenching around your shaft.
Nice and tight.
Oh, fuck.
Shit, that's my dad.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, keep your mouth shut and don't fucking move, okay?
I haven't gotten around to telling him me and you were a thing.
And he's not exactly the biggest fan of humans.
Grandpa especially hates you guys.
Hi, Dad.
No, I'm not doing anything major at the moment.
No, I'm just with Angela.
Yeah, Uncle Anguirus' kid.
No, we decided to have a girls' night out after my match.
Of course I won, Dad.
Who do you think I...
Fuck.
Hey, what the fuck?
Why are you grinding me on you?
I told you not to move.
Fuck you, you lonely asshole.
Sorry, Dad.
That was Angela.
I accidentally sat on her tail.
Yeah, I know, my tail has spines too.
But she's a walking pink cushion.
Fuck this, she's taking out blood.
You son of a bitch, hitting my surface.
No, Dad, it's fine.
Angie is just being an attention whore.
So we can get back to picking out paint for each other's spines.
Yeah, it's a new thing we're considering.
Try a new look, you know?
Okay, Dad, I promise I won't stay out too late.
Yeah, love you too.
Say hi to Junior for me too.
You fucking asshole.
Fucking me while I'm on the phone with my pops.
You have any idea what you would do if you...
Oh, you smug little shit.
You like spanking me.
Do it harder, shit stain, and now I'm not gonna hold back.
Fuck.
Yes.
Yeah, that fuka baby.
Come on, I told you to hit me harder.
Was it the fucking wind?
I said do it harder.
That's more like it.
Make it sting.
Fuck you cock against me.
Spank my ass as you hit my cervix.
Damn it.
That's it.
Now we're talking.
Give it to your queen.
Tear me up.
Fucking ram into me, you sexy human.
Oh god.
Fucking asshole.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna come.
Do a baby blow into me.
I'm gonna feel it leak out of me for hours.
Holy fucking shit.
Damn it, that felt so fucking good.
Fuck shit.
First you make me blow a hole in the roof.
Now you make me use an EMP.
Damn it to hell.
With other kaijus.
I think you're my greatest challenge, babe.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Just wait a couple minutes for your car and everything else to regain power, baby.
I think I'm just gonna squeeze your throbbing cock and grind myself.
And mix up what you shot at me until the power comes back on.
What?
You think I'm done with you?
Oh no, fuckhead.
You gotta please your queen some more until you feel remorseful for messing with me while I talk to my dad.
So get ready, baby, cause I'm gonna rage again.
Ha ha ha.