1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Come on, is that the best you got? 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 I've had tail slaps from my grandpa that can hit harder than you. 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Hey! Come on, bitch, hit me! 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:20,000 For a titanosaur, you're really not living up to the name. 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:26,000 For fuck's sake, girl, come on! Stop trying to hit me and actually hit me! 6 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Oh, I'm sorry, was that a punch or a damn mosquito? 7 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Is that sail on your back all for show? Is that to distract them from your flat ass? 8 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Oh, someone's getting all huffy. Did I touch a nerve? 9 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:51,000 What? No! Shut your wretched bitch-ass mouth! 10 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:56,000 No one threatens to take my throne from me! 11 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Got your arm now, just a wee twist here and I snap it right out of its socket. 12 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Also, for the record, no one threatens to hurt my human but me! 13 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Nuh-uh, no fucking tails, cunt. I got wise to that stupid little windblast shit you do with it. 14 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:28,000 No, apologize! 15 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Oh, mouthful today, are we? 16 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:37,000 You sure you want to play dirty? Cause I can play dirty too. 17 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Last chance, now tap out! 18 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Wise choice. 19 00:01:51,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Yeah, that's right! Who is the queen? You're goddamn right, it's me! 20 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Good match. You know your style's kinda unorthodox, but I had some fun going toe-to-toe with you. 21 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Alright, see you next time. Oh yeah, and when I do, don't bring my human up or I will use my breath on you. 22 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Oh, hey nerd, how's it going? 23 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:39,000 You really came to watch me? Really? 24 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:43,000 No, that's really sweet of you. 25 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Shut up, wiseass, I'm not blushing! 26 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 So, uh, how'd I do? 27 00:02:54,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Huh? You think so? Well, uh, of course I'd make it look easy, dummy. I do have a family legacy to keep up. 28 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Although that chick with the hook hands I fought in the first bracket was pretty damn creepy. 29 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:17,000 I kept thinking she was gonna stab me with those things into my head or use it as a buzzsaw thing on his stomach to cut my shoulder up. 30 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:21,000 I swear that just gives me the willies. 31 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Hey, um, what are you looking at me like that for? 32 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Yeah, it's just a sports bra and shorts, what do you think I'd fight in my uniform? 33 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Dude, come on, my spines would tear right up in seconds with all the rolling around and swiping and stuff. 34 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Hey, uh, hey, what the fuck do you think you're doing getting so close? 35 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Sexy? Damn weirdo, I just fought a bunch of demis and kaijus, do you really want to go straight for my abs? 36 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Shut up, idiot, I can't help it if I get sweaty from all the fighting and rolling around. 37 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Fuck. 38 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:12,000 But, uh, since you like them so much, I guess I can let it slide just this once. 39 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Hey, that's enough shit for brains. Besides, people are filing out now and might see you acting all weird with my stomach. 40 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:28,000 So just wait here and let me go wash up, alright? 41 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Okay, I'll try not to take too long, alright? So just sit here on the bleachers or something. 42 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Hey, don't stare at my ass when I leave, okay? 43 00:04:41,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Or do, as long as it's not some other kaiju. 44 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Okay, sorry for the wait either. No, I don't really have any plans after this. 45 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Um, no, I don't have a ride either. 46 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:21,000 How else? Duh, I walk. Do you think my thighs are just for show or do you want me to remind you? 47 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Because if memory serves me, you were squirming like a worm when your cock was between my thighs. 48 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Heh, I thought not. Huh? No, I can't fly. Do you see any wings? 49 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:41,000 What? Use my atomic breath? Dude, that's just stupid. 50 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:48,000 What do you think? I just fire at some random direction and see what kind of ridiculous flight power it has? 51 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:53,000 How much cheesy movies have you seen even get that idea? 52 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Ugh, nevermind. Go somewhere with you? 53 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Well, I'm not exactly in a rush to go home. 54 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Wait, wait, did you mean like an actual date? 55 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:12,000 No, I don't mind. It's just, uh, no one's ever asked me out on a date before. 56 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Shut up! I know we kinda missed a step, but that was, um, stress relief! Yeah, that's right. 57 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Wait, um, no, I didn't mean it like that. 58 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Just shut up and show me your car so we can go to your stupid date idea. 59 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Hey, where are we going? 60 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:46,000 No, no, I trust you. Besides, pretty sure I could knock your scrawny ass out anyway if you tried anything shady. 61 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:54,000 It's just, um, we're so far out into the boonies, so what kind of date exactly are you planning? 62 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Yeah, I know about old man Tata Plus. 63 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Isn't he that one old guy who used to run some kind of bait shop and he just sold nothing but giant ass worms? 64 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Wait, he has a drive-in theater? 65 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Babe, get the hell out of here, really? 66 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:20,000 No, I've always wanted to go to one, but I mean, they've pretty much gone extinct just like the dinosaurs. 67 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 What? Yeah, I said babe. 68 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:27,000 What? I can be nice to my boyfriend, okay? 69 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:47,000 I just can't have you or my competition thinking I'm getting soft. 70 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Holy mcgora, that screen's huge! 71 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Damn, seems like the crazy old worm man found a nice little business here. 72 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:59,000 So what are we watching? Pacific Rim? 73 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Dude, I don't know if that's specifically hilarious or whether I should smack you with my tail for taking your Kaiju girlfriend to see a movie about them getting their asses kicked. 74 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:14,000 No, I'll watch it besides. The giant robots look pretty damn cool from all the trailers. 75 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:25,000 And Charlie Hunnam looks...well, the second best looking human I like. 76 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Hold on, I can't let you go Dutch on everything. 77 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Here, my share for the snacks. 78 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Okay, get me some fish sticks, a double fish sandwich, and some...yeah, I know that's a lot of fish. Shut up, I like fish. 79 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Thanks babe. Oh, and a Dr. Pepper! 80 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Come on, gypsy danger, you can do better than that. Use the damn plasma gun. 81 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Oh shit, shit, shit, are they gonna use the boat? 82 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Fuck yeah! 83 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Man, that was a sick hit. 84 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Hey, you know all this time we've been here and you haven't made a move on me. 85 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Am I that intimidating? 86 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:32,000 No, it's not that I don't want you to try and make your move, but it's just, well, no one we know is here, so if you want to touch my abs now, go for it, you dense moron. 87 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Fuck. 88 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,000 You really like those, huh? 89 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:46,000 No, that's okay. It's starting to grow on me, how mesmerized you get when you see my abs. 90 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:52,000 That's it baby. Press them nice and slow. 91 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 There we go. 92 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Attaboy. 93 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Don't tickle me. 94 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Well, since you're busy with my abs... 95 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:11,000 I'll start touching you here. 96 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Jumped up a bit, did we? 97 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Better stay focused, baby, otherwise the people near the cars are gonna notice. 98 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Sneaky little bastard. 99 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Catching me off guard with the ab touching. 100 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Let's move these panties aside. 101 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Put that fucking finger of yours to work and play with my pussy. 102 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Dirty boy. 103 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 You like people watching. 104 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:53,000 You're getting so hard already. 105 00:10:53,000 --> 00:11:04,000 That's it. Swirl that finger in me while I twist my hand around that thickening shaft of yours. 106 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Fuck yeah baby, add another finger. 107 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Get me ready. 108 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:14,000 I'm gonna stroke this nice human cock of yours a little harder. 109 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Those... 110 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Those bones are making a pretty damn cute fucking out crazy nerd. 111 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Shit. God, he has to wiggle this for me, baby. 112 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Damn, you make me lick so much. 113 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:37,000 The more I stroke your cock, the thicker you're getting. 114 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,000 It's looking pretty eager to fuck me. 115 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:44,000 You're gonna get me real damn good with this. 116 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Are you sure your dick isn't hard, Kaiju? 117 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Take your fingers out. 118 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 It tastes great. 119 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:02,000 But it'll taste even better after I've had your cock in me. 120 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Push the seat down as low as it can get. 121 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Here we're gonna fuck right here. 122 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 You're goddamn right. 123 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 No, I don't give a shit. 124 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,000 I want you, and I'm taking what's fucking mine. 125 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Let me just take these worthless panties off and get on top of you. 126 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,000 Shit. My tail hit the horn. 127 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Whatever. 128 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Now then. 129 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Hey there, short stuff. 130 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:37,000 I feel your cock pulsing under me. 131 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:41,000 I bet you want me to fucking ride you. 132 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Oh, what's that? 133 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 I didn't hear that. 134 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Yes, what, you cute little asshole? 135 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Good boy. 136 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Now who is your queen? 137 00:12:55,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Say it clearly or no fucking your Kaiju girlfriend. 138 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 That's a good boy. 139 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Now grab my hips. 140 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Hold on tight and get ready. 141 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Oh, fuck. 142 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 That's it, baby. 143 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Stretch me to the limit. 144 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Fuck. 145 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:35,000 This human cock is mine. 146 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,000 You fucking hear me, you horny little worm? 147 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,000 You are mine. 148 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 No one else can have you. 149 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Who do you belong to? 150 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Fuck your hips and stay alone, you baby. 151 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,000 Damn straight, you belong to me. 152 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,000 All of you belongs to me. 153 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Come here and kiss me, you dumbass. 154 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Damn you feel good. 155 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Pull your hips closer, damn it. 156 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Get deeper. 157 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:21,000 I told you I want you to gape me. 158 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 That's it. 159 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Get a nice thick cock into me and scratch my hips. 160 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Here. 161 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Touch my ass, baby. 162 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Enjoy my pussy clenching around your shaft. 163 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Nice and tight. 164 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Oh, fuck. 165 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Shit, that's my dad. 166 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Oh, fuck. 167 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Okay, keep your mouth shut and don't fucking move, okay? 168 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:54,000 I haven't gotten around to telling him me and you were a thing. 169 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,000 And he's not exactly the biggest fan of humans. 170 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Grandpa especially hates you guys. 171 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Hi, Dad. 172 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,000 No, I'm not doing anything major at the moment. 173 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,000 No, I'm just with Angela. 174 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:13,000 Yeah, Uncle Anguirus' kid. 175 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:18,000 No, we decided to have a girls' night out after my match. 176 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Of course I won, Dad. 177 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Who do you think I... 178 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Fuck. 179 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Hey, what the fuck? 180 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Why are you grinding me on you? 181 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 I told you not to move. 182 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Fuck you, you lonely asshole. 183 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Sorry, Dad. 184 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 That was Angela. 185 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,000 I accidentally sat on her tail. 186 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Yeah, I know, my tail has spines too. 187 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000 But she's a walking pink cushion. 188 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000 Fuck this, she's taking out blood. 189 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:52,000 You son of a bitch, hitting my surface. 190 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 No, Dad, it's fine. 191 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Angie is just being an attention whore. 192 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:04,000 So we can get back to picking out paint for each other's spines. 193 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Yeah, it's a new thing we're considering. 194 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,000 Try a new look, you know? 195 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Okay, Dad, I promise I won't stay out too late. 196 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Yeah, love you too. 197 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Say hi to Junior for me too. 198 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:23,000 You fucking asshole. 199 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Fucking me while I'm on the phone with my pops. 200 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000 You have any idea what you would do if you... 201 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:35,000 Oh, you smug little shit. 202 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 You like spanking me. 203 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:46,000 Do it harder, shit stain, and now I'm not gonna hold back. 204 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Fuck. 205 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Yes. 206 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Yeah, that fuka baby. 207 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Come on, I told you to hit me harder. 208 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Was it the fucking wind? 209 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:10,000 I said do it harder. 210 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 That's more like it. 211 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Make it sting. 212 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Fuck you cock against me. 213 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Spank my ass as you hit my cervix. 214 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Damn it. 215 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000 That's it. 216 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 Now we're talking. 217 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Give it to your queen. 218 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 Tear me up. 219 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Fucking ram into me, you sexy human. 220 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:40,000 Oh god. 221 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Fucking asshole. 222 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Oh shit. 223 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 I'm gonna come. 224 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Do a baby blow into me. 225 00:17:50,000 --> 00:18:04,000 I'm gonna feel it leak out of me for hours. 226 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Holy fucking shit. 227 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000 Damn it, that felt so fucking good. 228 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Fuck shit. 229 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000 First you make me blow a hole in the roof. 230 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Now you make me use an EMP. 231 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Damn it to hell. 232 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 With other kaijus. 233 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,000 I think you're my greatest challenge, babe. 234 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Yeah, I'm sorry. 235 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Just wait a couple minutes for your car and everything else to regain power, baby. 236 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:43,000 I think I'm just gonna squeeze your throbbing cock and grind myself. 237 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:47,000 And mix up what you shot at me until the power comes back on. 238 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 What? 239 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 You think I'm done with you? 240 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 Oh no, fuckhead. 241 00:18:52,000 --> 00:19:00,000 You gotta please your queen some more until you feel remorseful for messing with me while I talk to my dad. 242 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,000 So get ready, baby, cause I'm gonna rage again. 243 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Ha ha ha.