Dang it. That's the second shirt I ruined today. You better be pretty stinkin' cute. Mommy feels like a cow.
Who am I kidding? I'm probably gonna fall in love with you the first time I see you.
Oh, come on. Not again. I just changed the shirt.
No, you're not supposed to sneak up on pregnant women.
I'm not in the mood.
What's wrong? Gee, where do I start? My clothes don't fit. My boobs are swollen and sore. I can't wear a bra. I'm eating half my body weight in Rainbow Sherbert. I'm huge and licking milk like a broken faucet.
I'm sorry for yelling. It's just I was already tubby before the baby and now I'm even bigger. I just feel like a cow that's ready to pop.
I'm not a cute cow, you big nerd.
You really think I look even more beautiful and sexy now? You're lying.
Okay, okay, if you say so.
Careful. My tits are sensitive. Yeah, just touching them makes me start to leak. No, I can't bottle any of it. The breast pump I ordered won't be here for a week. Stupid COVID making my packages come in late.
Oh honey, I'm leaking.
Oh, you got hard.
You really like me lactating that much?
No, I'm not judging. If anything, it kind of makes me happy you still think I'm sexy.
I love you too, baby. Come on, let's go to the living room and sit on the couch. I want you to fuck me.
Look how hard you are. I'm so glad I got you this excited.
I'm okay, just not as nimble anymore.
I love you baby.
Now start sucking my tits while I slide on your cot.
Fuck, I'm so sensitive. My tongue feels so good on my tits. I'm going to start moving now, okay?
Fuck, you keep sucking. You're twitching inside me. I can't believe you like that much.
Fuck, you feel so bad. I really need this. Baby, help me. My tongue feels so good.
I'm going to go a little bit faster. I can take it.
Baby, I'm going to come. Fuck, I'm going to come. Please come inside me. Baby, I'm begging you.
Yes, thank you. Fuck, you'll come inside me. Fuck, thank you. Thank you.
I'm fine. Baby's fine. I'm just happy, that's all. I'm so glad you still love my body.
So, did you enjoy my milk? That's good. I feel a lot lighter now. Maybe we can do this a few more times before the baby comes?
How does that sound? Sounds like a plan. I love you so much.