Alright. Let's find a way to eat tonight. Maybe I should check Craigslist. See if some schmucks are looking for a cute kawaii neko escort. Dine and dash doesn't sound like a bad idea right now. Let's see. Cute cat girl needing advertising. Yeah, no, I already got enough games trying to kill me. Neko needed for scientific studies. Fuck that. Handsome man looking for a beautiful cat girl to fuck. Yeah, right. Probably some olympic loser using mommy's credit card so you can tell all your friends that your cheeto dusting cum-crusted cock got touched. What's this? Strong escort needed. Hmm, interesting. Need a strong escort to walk me home from work. I've had problems with a neko gang and need protection. Will provide a room, food, and a payment of Jesus fucking Christ. That's a lot of money. Alrighty then. Looks like I've got a place to crash and get to kick some ass. Okay. Let's get in contact. Alright human, I'm here. Where the fuck are ya? Yo! Obie! You look surprised. No I'm not in a neko gang that's fucking with ya. I'm the escort you hired. Yeah I'm a neko girl. You got a problem with that? Good. Now let's get you home. I'm itching to kick some ass. So why don't you just drive home? They fake that you ran over them? Smart assholes. How many of them? Three? Ah shit that'll be easy. Believe me I've been in white scuffles before. While we're at it, what's your name human? Eh well nice to meet ya. I'm Niki. Yeah I know it's weird. Alright just shut the fuck up. Well well well. Looks like the little baby boy got some muscle. Got to be fucking kidding me. These cunts are the ones you've been fucking with you. They look like they can't even leave a scratch on toilet paper. Alright kids fun's over. Just leave them alone and I won't have to carp stomp ya and ruin your pretty little pampered teeth. Oh does the old worn out pussy think she can take us? Try it bitch. Alright you cunts. I thought I'd have to go easy on ya. But a lighter looks like I won't have to. Let's fucking dance. Nighty night slut. You rich bitches never learn. Oh fuck you. Oh shit. Next time learn how to use a fucking knife. Now are you going to leave them alone or do I have to paint the sidewalk red and make myself a new belt with your tail? No we'll leave. Please don't hurt us. I promise we'll leave and we'll never come back. Good. Now fuck off. I need to get this nick on my back looked at. Hey uh can we head back to your place? I want to get this cleaned up. Thanks. Nice place you got here. Okay let's get this shirt off. Much better. Now get me some peroxide will ya? Why ya blushing? Never seen tits before? Are you a virgin? That's surprising. Oh fuck. Okay help me to the shower so I can get this blood off. The fuck you mean you thought nekkos hated water? Yeah maybe some sissy bitch domestics. I'm feral. You get scared of water you won't last. Now help me. Now normally people would die if they saw me naked but I can't reach the cut. So if you try anything funny I'll kill ya, turn your skin into jerky and shit on your grave. That warm water is nice. Okay I'm ready. Clean it out. Oh fuck. I haven't felt the sting of a blade in a while. Those cunts must have had their nails clipped. Most nekkos don't use weapons. That is unless they know they're going to lose. All my scars? Well I've been fighting since I was a kitten. You don't get better at fighting than leave unscathed. Oh this big one on my arm? I was in a brawl with these beauty queens don't ask it's a long story. Anyway I was fighting them and a bitch decided to make a blowtorch out of hairspray and a lighter and took aim straight at my shoulder. Don't worry though I left some pretty massive scars on her face. Sure she can cover them up with makeup but she knows she's a niggly bitch without it. Are you seriously still blushing? Dude have you ever even seen a girl naked? You like my scars? Thanks. Battle scars mean a lot to nekkos. It shows experience in battle and an unbreaking spirit. You like my muscles too? I'm no bodybuilder but I try my best. Hey are you coming on to me? Hey hey don't get all flustered. I kinda like you fawning over me. Don't get told my scars are beautiful too often. Have you ever been kissed by a neko girl before? Well let's change that. Not bad. Quit shaking kid I'm not gonna hurt you. I just want to thank you. I mean you are letting me stay here rent free. Well I mean it was in exchange for protecting you but I get to bashing some skulls so it's a win win for me. Now let's get those pants off. You know this is my first time seeing a human cock. Not bad. Not bad at all. You're already throbbing for me huh? So hard. I love seeing you squirm in my hand. Hearing you moan my name. It's pretty adorable and sexy at the same time. You like it when I rub your cock? You know I could just stick my nails right into you if I wanted but I'm just gonna be nice and soft with you. You know cause you're kind of a pussy but I just want to make sure you feel everything. Okay lover boy I scratched your back you scratch mine. Take a picture why don't you it'll last longer. Touch me. I won't bite. Well hard. Ugh here. There you go. Rub my clitin cycles. Fuck. I haven't been touched like this in... fuck. Such a long time. Just a bit more. Fuck. Stop. No you didn't do anything wrong. I just want you to finger me. Yeah like that. Fuck. Come on faster. Holy shit. Don't stop. You think I'm gonna. I'm gonna. Jesus man. Your cum is all over my arm. You think I squatted too. Uh. No. I did not go near. Listen here you son of a bitch. If you tell anyone I will destroy your ass. Good. Now uh. You kind of wore me out. I'm gonna hit the sack. What room is mine. I'll figure it out. See you later.