1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:16,320 Alright. Let's find a way to eat tonight. Maybe I should check Craigslist. See if some 2 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:22,240 schmucks are looking for a cute kawaii neko escort. Dine and dash doesn't sound like 3 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:30,560 a bad idea right now. Let's see. Cute cat girl needing advertising. Yeah, no, I already 4 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:36,560 got enough games trying to kill me. Neko needed for scientific studies. Fuck that. Handsome 5 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:43,120 man looking for a beautiful cat girl to fuck. Yeah, right. Probably some olympic loser using 6 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:47,360 mommy's credit card so you can tell all your friends that your cheeto dusting cum-crusted 7 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:58,240 cock got touched. What's this? Strong escort needed. Hmm, interesting. Need a strong escort 8 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:04,640 to walk me home from work. I've had problems with a neko gang and need protection. Will 9 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:13,360 provide a room, food, and a payment of Jesus fucking Christ. That's a lot of money. Alrighty 10 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:19,520 then. Looks like I've got a place to crash and get to kick some ass. Okay. Let's get 11 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:31,680 in contact. Alright human, I'm here. Where the fuck are ya? Yo! Obie! You look surprised. 12 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:38,880 No I'm not in a neko gang that's fucking with ya. I'm the escort you hired. Yeah I'm a 13 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:46,560 neko girl. You got a problem with that? Good. Now let's get you home. I'm itching to kick 14 00:01:46,560 --> 00:02:00,320 some ass. So why don't you just drive home? They fake that you ran over them? Smart assholes. 15 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:05,640 How many of them? Three? Ah shit that'll be easy. Believe me I've been in white scuffles 16 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:16,080 before. While we're at it, what's your name human? Eh well nice to meet ya. I'm Niki. 17 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:21,800 Yeah I know it's weird. Alright just shut the fuck up. Well well well. Looks like the 18 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:29,280 little baby boy got some muscle. Got to be fucking kidding me. These cunts are the ones 19 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:33,320 you've been fucking with you. They look like they can't even leave a scratch on toilet 20 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:42,520 paper. Alright kids fun's over. Just leave them alone and I won't have to carp stomp 21 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:50,240 ya and ruin your pretty little pampered teeth. Oh does the old worn out pussy think she can 22 00:02:50,240 --> 00:03:03,160 take us? Try it bitch. Alright you cunts. I thought I'd have to go easy on ya. But a 23 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:11,880 lighter looks like I won't have to. Let's fucking dance. Nighty night slut. You rich 24 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:26,520 bitches never learn. Oh fuck you. Oh shit. Next time learn how to use a fucking knife. 25 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:31,560 Now are you going to leave them alone or do I have to paint the sidewalk red and make 26 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:37,800 myself a new belt with your tail? No we'll leave. Please don't hurt us. I promise we'll 27 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:44,960 leave and we'll never come back. Good. Now fuck off. I need to get this nick on my back 28 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:58,160 looked at. Hey uh can we head back to your place? I want to get this cleaned up. Thanks. 29 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:13,480 Nice place you got here. Okay let's get this shirt off. Much better. Now get me some peroxide 30 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:25,800 will ya? Why ya blushing? Never seen tits before? Are you a virgin? That's surprising. 31 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:33,120 Oh fuck. Okay help me to the shower so I can get this blood off. The fuck you mean you 32 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:40,400 thought nekkos hated water? Yeah maybe some sissy bitch domestics. I'm feral. You get 33 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:48,280 scared of water you won't last. Now help me. Now normally people would die if they saw 34 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:54,360 me naked but I can't reach the cut. So if you try anything funny I'll kill ya, turn 35 00:04:54,360 --> 00:05:05,120 your skin into jerky and shit on your grave. That warm water is nice. Okay I'm ready. Clean 36 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:15,000 it out. Oh fuck. I haven't felt the sting of a blade in a while. Those cunts must have 37 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:21,160 had their nails clipped. Most nekkos don't use weapons. That is unless they know they're 38 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:29,240 going to lose. All my scars? Well I've been fighting since I was a kitten. You don't get 39 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:35,320 better at fighting than leave unscathed. Oh this big one on my arm? I was in a brawl with 40 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:40,000 these beauty queens don't ask it's a long story. Anyway I was fighting them and a bitch 41 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:44,480 decided to make a blowtorch out of hairspray and a lighter and took aim straight at my 42 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:50,960 shoulder. Don't worry though I left some pretty massive scars on her face. Sure she can cover 43 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:58,040 them up with makeup but she knows she's a niggly bitch without it. Are you seriously 44 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:13,360 still blushing? Dude have you ever even seen a girl naked? You like my scars? Thanks. Battle 45 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:23,000 scars mean a lot to nekkos. It shows experience in battle and an unbreaking spirit. You like 46 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:34,640 my muscles too? I'm no bodybuilder but I try my best. Hey are you coming on to me? Hey 47 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:42,920 hey don't get all flustered. I kinda like you fawning over me. Don't get told my scars 48 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:51,760 are beautiful too often. Have you ever been kissed by a neko girl before? Well let's change 49 00:06:51,760 --> 00:07:07,040 that. Not bad. Quit shaking kid I'm not gonna hurt you. I just want to thank you. I mean 50 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:11,800 you are letting me stay here rent free. Well I mean it was in exchange for protecting you 51 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:19,320 but I get to bashing some skulls so it's a win win for me. Now let's get those pants 52 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:35,800 off. You know this is my first time seeing a human cock. Not bad. Not bad at all. You're 53 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:46,800 already throbbing for me huh? So hard. I love seeing you squirm in my hand. Hearing you 54 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:56,560 moan my name. It's pretty adorable and sexy at the same time. You like it when I rub your 55 00:07:56,560 --> 00:08:06,240 cock? You know I could just stick my nails right into you if I wanted but I'm just gonna 56 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:13,280 be nice and soft with you. You know cause you're kind of a pussy but I just want to 57 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:22,960 make sure you feel everything. Okay lover boy I scratched your back you scratch mine. 58 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:33,920 Take a picture why don't you it'll last longer. Touch me. I won't bite. Well hard. Ugh here. 59 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:52,880 There you go. Rub my clitin cycles. Fuck. I haven't been touched like this in... fuck. 60 00:08:52,880 --> 00:09:13,800 Such a long time. Just a bit more. Fuck. Stop. No you didn't do anything wrong. I just want 61 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:37,320 you to finger me. Yeah like that. Fuck. Come on faster. Holy shit. Don't stop. You think 62 00:09:37,320 --> 00:10:02,040 I'm gonna. I'm gonna. Jesus man. Your cum is all over my arm. You think I squatted too. 63 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:13,200 Uh. No. I did not go near. Listen here you son of a bitch. If you tell anyone I will 64 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:27,080 destroy your ass. Good. Now uh. You kind of wore me out. I'm gonna hit the sack. What 65 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:31,640 room is mine. I'll figure it out. See you later.