Fuck me. I have made a penny this week.
Bunch of limp dick losers who think I look too scary or too violent.
You know fucking shit, dumbass.
It makes pussies like you leave me alone,
not to mention the weird asshole who wanted to yiff me in his tiger costume.
Like, come on, I do this job for fun.
To keep my needs in check.
Not because I'm fucking desperate.
Ugh, why can't I find another cute wimpy little virgin like that first time?
That likes my scars and thinks my muscles are sexy.
He was fun.
Especially when he was on his back,
flushing like a little bitch while I checked him off.
Ugh, I gotta find someone.
Maybe not a human this time.
And all I see are grease monkeys and bike-a-dicks.
Well, hello.
I haven't been with a canine since my ex.
It's been a long time.
Yo, Fido, come over here.
I got an offer for ya.
Ugh, you're talking to me?
Cause look here, you scrappy alley cat.
Just because I'm a hound doesn't mean you can just say come here, boy, and I'm all ha ha ha.
Aw, what's wrong, puppy?
You don't like a kitty telling it how it is?
What the fuck do you want, anyway?
I wanna have some fun, tough guy.
From the look of it, you look like the type of person who likes to fight.
I like to bash in some heads, too.
Ugh, your point.
So I have a little proposition for ya.
I haven't fucked nor fought anyone in a while.
So how about we do both?
You beat me, I'm all yours for tonight.
Your plaything, do whatever your little canine heart desires.
But if I win, you're my bitch for the rest of the night.
You scratch my back, I scratch yours.
Deal?
Wait, are you serious?
Am I getting punked or some shit?
Really?
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, baby.
I hardly ever offer my services for free.
And I fucking bet you've never been with a necko like me.
One who isn't afraid to get down and dirty.
One who isn't afraid to get out.
Who kicks ass first and doesn't give a fuck about what happens after.
Fightin' to fuck, huh?
You really think I'm as chickenshoot weak as those humans you've probably been with
where they're all tryin' to fuck you and you're goin' all
Yeah, master, not so hard.
Fine, you know what? Bring it.
But if I win, you owe me some bacon on top of that.
And I'm not taking the cheap shit as a replacement.
Oh, you're on.
Let's take this outside. I don't want these pussies callin' the cops.
Alright, I only have one rule. No weapons.
Other than that, nothin's off the table.
Sounds good to me.
Let's see if you can take the heat, then.
Oh, ho ho. Never seen nothin' like that before.
This is gonna be fun.
Three, two, one.
Shh!
At the best you got?
Just warm enough.
Gotta be faster than that, Fido.
Not bad for a slow little cat.
But I'm just gettin' started.
I'm gonna enjoy having you as my personal plaything.
Whatever you say, needle dick.
Big words for a scrawny little pussy.
What can I say? My mouth gets me into a lot of trouble.
Ah, shit.
Do you honestly think that you trashy little alley cat can beat a hellhound?
I fucked up cunts bigger than you. I'm sure I can manage.
What's so funny? You sat in there and didn't get to claim me for the night there, kitty cat?
Nope. I got you right where I want you.
Oh, you little good boy.
What the hell are you doing?
No, no. Stop that.
Ah, fuck.
I'm sorry.
Fuck.
You're such a good little pup, honey.
You're such a good little pup.
Fuck you.
Don't you want to be a good girl for me?
Don't you want to be a good boy for me?
You dick.
Fine, fine. I give up. I give up. Fine.
Man, my ex was right about you guys.
Don't really do cave in with just a little bit of heavy petting.
You know what? I bet if I had some catnip, you would have been all goo-goo-eyed for it, too.
Well, I guess we will never know, little bitch boy, will we?
Now, look at your place. Don't want our wounds to get infected.
Oh, God cleaning. I am not taking another goddamn bath.
Oh, will you calm the fuck down? That's not what I meant.
I didn't mean a bath dipshit. I meant some peroxide.
Jesus, and I thought cats were supposed to be afraid of water, not dogs.
Now, let's go. I've got plans for you.
Alright, this is my place, and I swear to the devil, if you steal anything, I will end you.
Hey, I got what I wanted.
Now, I know you got to have a bottle of peroxide in you somewhere.
Hell, with you around for dog drive, I'd be surprised if you didn't.
Yeah, yeah, in the bathroom to the left, there's some peroxide and some first aid kits and shit down there.
Got it.
Okay, let's see. Ah, there it is.
Alright dog, take off your shirt.
Alright, alright, give me a second here.
Alright.
Well damn, looks like I looked out.
Yeah, well, I gotta do a lot to keep my instincts in check.
Don't want to hurt someone, well, someone undeserving and, well, innocent, I guess.
No, no, no, I get it.
Okay, this may sting, but the way you took my swipes, I think you'll be fine.
Ah, shit.
You know, I'm actually surprised you didn't just want to get straight to things, you know.
Hey, you put up a good fight.
Most guys don't want to fight me because I'm a girl.
Shit drives me nuts, most of them are just mad because they lose to me.
But you, you treated me like a person, so I'll do the same.
You know how it is in hell.
Everyone's the same when they're suffering eternal fire and brimstone.
But, so, does that mean you're just gonna go easy on me now?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh hell nah, mama's gonna fuck you hard.
Just can't have you getting sick, you know.
And looks like you're good.
Okay, now me.
Not gonna lie, it's been years since I've been burned.
Kinda nostalgic at this point.
Nostalgia? You been hanging out with other hellhounds?
Nah, it's a long story.
Nah, no worries.
Don't need to worry about it if you don't want to talk about it.
Alright, just gonna pour this on now.
Got it.
Fuck.
Well, that was not the reaction I was expecting.
What can I say, I'm a bit of a masochist.
Now, uh, we'll just wait a second for this to dry and, uh, you know.
So, what's your name?
Zell. You?
I'm Meekie.
What?
What kind of fucking neko anime name is that?
Oh fuck yourself, what kind of name is Zell?
Were you born in a fucking prison and your mom was stupid enough to name you after the first thing she saw, but she was often dyslexic?
No, my mom was actually a pretty damn big whore down in hell.
She just really liked seeing the devil all the goddamn time.
Fuck you, cunt.
Ah, fucking make me.
Ah, fuck, no fair.
Enough with the fucking scratching behind the ears, god damn it.
I think I know exactly what I want to do with you.
Oh, collar, no, no, no, no fucking way you're gonna.
Really, you're not bullshitting me?
I'm not bullshitting you one bit.
I know a butcher not too far from here.
Here's mama a favor.
I can get you the freshest bacon in town, but you need to listen.
Fine, fine.
Okay, but this better be fucking good.
Good boy.
Let's get started.
Actually, that's not too bad.
You're kissing my neck and just dragging those nails down my back a bit like that, yeah.
That actually feels kind of nice.
You got it?
For fuck's sakes, am I some kind of goddamn fucking simp now?
No, no, no.
What did I say?
I'll try my best, mistress.
Good boy.
When you're good for mama, she gives you rewards.
When you're bad like before, you get punished.
And how well you took my hits, I'm not going easy on you.
Do I make myself clear?
Yes.
What was that?
Fuck.
Yes, mistress.
Good boy.
Now, take the rest of your clothes off and get in the fucking floor.
Don't force me, puppy.
Fine.
Got to press the tail.
Okay.
All right.
Now what?
I want you to come and eat me out.
You're going to tongue fuck me until I come, and then you're going to clean up all the mess.
You got it?
Really?
Well, thank you, mistress.
All the fuck up.
You didn't let me finish.
If you come, I'm going to be edging you for the rest of the night.
Are we clear?
Yes, mistress.
Now, if you don't mind.
Good boy.
I am from hell.
What do you think?
It's going to be ice cold.
Oh, shut up.
Yes, mistress.
You piss up and you're going to make me cum.
Is that what you want?
I'm going to cum all over your pretty little face.
I wouldn't mind that at all, mistress.
Oh, flat belly.
You're doing so good.
Maybe if I teased.
I'm going to click here with my teeth and maybe stick a couple fingers in here.
To compare it to the game.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Quick, quick.
Put the tail around my dick.
Don't give me all that.
I still hope that I'm easy on you.
I guess if you want me to cum before you do, you're going to cum harder.
Fine.
Oh, fuck.
Good boy.
You really want to cum tonight, huh?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, don't stop.
Grab my horns, please, mistress.
Make me fucking eat it.
Gladly.
Here we go.
That's it.
Thank you.
Come on.
Pull harder.
Fuck.
Don't you fucking stop.
Like I'm fucking gonna.
Fuck your tail around my cock feels really good, mistress.
All that fast, huh?
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yes, please.
Oh, fuck.
Ow.
Oh, my God.
Why don't I just scratch your thighs here, too?
Want me to cum?
Come on.
Come for me, mistress.
Let me chase it all.
Oh, God.
Oh, fuck.
Thank you, mistress.
I ain't, please.
Now, be a good boy and clean up this mess so I can give you a reward.
Gladly, mistress.
There we go.
Spick and span.
So what's my surprise then, mistress?
Show mommy a cock.
You got it, mistress.
Isn't this what you were looking after?
Oh, fuck.
What?
You're not.
You are.
You're almost drooling and not is.
You're eating out an old pussycat like me.
Yes, mistress.
Well, you tasted pretty good.
And when you did that thing with your tail, I couldn't really help myself.
And the way you grabbed my horns, too.
I'm glad.
Well, now that I know you liked it.
Oh, fuck.
Mistress, that feels really good.
Your tongue feels really good.
I think we're kidding about cat tongues.
Come on.
Deeper, please, mistress.
Oh, fuck.
It feels really good.
Oh, fuck.
You're going so fucking deep.
Fuck.
Mistress, I think I've got to come.
Please let me come.
Oh, not yet.
I want you inside me, big boy.
Help me.
Now.
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, your cock is aching.
I can't do it.
Pint up your war.
Oh, fuck.
I've got my ass.
Now I want you to beg.
Beg to fuck it.
Beg to beg.
You're a thick, hard cock and my smoking wet cunt.
I can't do it.
Pint up your war.
Don't want to empty your balls inside me.
I can't do it.
Fuck.
You're so goddamn wet.
Mistress, please.
Please let me fucking stick it inside you.
Fuck you.
I need to be inside you, mistress.
Come on.
I've been a good boy.
But don't you fucking dare go easy on me.
They've been wanting you inside me all night.
You fucking got it, mistress.
Shut up, mistress.
How much do you want me to get in the pleasure to fuck her?
I want to kill you.
Fuck you.
I'm back for you.
Oh, fuck.
Thank you, mistress.
Thank you for letting me fuck you.
Oh, god.
Oh, fuck.
It keeps throbbing inside me.
Oh, god.
Oh, fuck.
It's squeezing so fucking tight.
It feels so good.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh, fuck.
Good boy.
Yes, mistress.
Looks like you mean it.
How grateful you are.
Let me correct your hips then so I can get deeper.
You like when I bounce back on you?
Yes, mistress.
Stop.
Good mutt.
Fucking cat.
Fuck you.
Fuck me like you mean it.
How grateful you are.
Bitch and heap.
No, I fucking want to find them.
Maybe I'll fuck you then too.
Fucking horny little cat.
Fuck me now.
Give me your arms so I can pull those back.
Come here.
Like that, mistress.
Good boy.
Fuck.
Oh, god.
Don't you fucking stop.
Oh, you really kill me.
I'm feeling getting myself close to your fucking cervix and I think I want to get in there.
Fuck.
Turn over.
I want you on your fucking back.
I got you.
All right.
Do you want me?
No.
Fuck me.
Yes, mistress.
Come on.
Scratch my back, dammit.
I like it when I get my nails deep in your fucking back.
Yeah.
Come on.
Is that the best you got, mistress?
Come on.
I'm not some fucking human.
Come on.
Cut it.
Oh, fuck.
Good boy.
Come here.
Kiss me, mistress.
You feel so good, you might make me want to ignite here.
Fucking do it.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Fuck, I feel like your cervix already.
Fuck.
I don't think I can control myself.
I think I want to breed you, sexy mistress.
Beg to fucking breed me.
Please, mistress.
Let me fucking breed you.
Fucking put my goddamn puppies inside you.
I just had to fucking horn you with a fucking feral neck of fucking woman.
Fine.
Fucking not me.
And bite my neck.
Are you sure?
Fucking do it.
I'm sorry, mistress.
I'm going to come.
Give me your fucking puppies.
Fuck.
Oh, fuck.
I'm going to come.
Freaking.
Fuck.
It's still coming.
Fuck.
I can't.
It's coming.
Oh, fuck. It's still going. Oh, fuck.
You're still fucking squeezing it out of me.
Let's lay on our sides until you can detach.
That was fucking great. I never thought I'd like being dominated or treated like a dog, let alone by a pretty damn fucking sexy feral cat before I let alone breed with her.
Hey, let me tell you, sometimes this dummy human just needs a tap into a more feral sign.
What a dumbass.
Oh, Mr. Mistletoe.
I'm certainly not complaining.
Yeah, come here.
So, do I still get that bacon there, baby?
Are you fucking kidding me? After all that, I'll get you a whole fucking pig.
Awesome. You know what, maybe next time I can be the one to tame you and you can be my little kitten for the night.
Don't push your fucking luck.
Yes, mistress.