happy hump day everyone so I've just finished work and my housemate has
decided to go and see her partner so she's staying out of the house for god
knows how long thank god so yeah I finally have time to do a slightly
longer audio today which is actually pretty good because I didn't know when
the next time I'd actually be able to make one would be but because of that I
thought that I would actually redo one of my first audios I think that I only
ended up posting recently where I was trying out a vibrating butt plug and
yeah I didn't get very far because my housemate came home ruining everything
so yeah because I know she's not gonna be home for a bit I don't even know
she'll be home tonight actually probably not so yeah I've got I've got a lot of
time yeah again I didn't know whether to start like with the prep stage or not
but I thought I'd just record everything and then can cut certain bits out if I
feel like it so yeah I haven't I haven't started doing anything yet I'm just
I'm just getting the lube ready oh it's been a while since I've done any anal
play just just getting my rim nice and wet
oh I'm just I'm just teasing her on my hole at the moment
feels good
I know I said this last time but I could honestly just just finger my ass all
day just really leisurely
Oh
God it's definitely been a while just one finger and already I'm just like
you're just like melting into the mattress okay let's get the second one
in the oh oh just
starting to stretch a little bit now so I am I could just I could just do finger
prep and then go straight in but I always have a little bit of trouble with
this plug like I do prep and it never seems to be enough for it even though
like I don't think it's not big but it's the biggest one that I own but yeah so
we thought I thought it's I thought I'd stretch a bit with my fingers and then
play with the dildo for a bit and then go on to the plug no I'm just lying on
my bed at the moment on my side with one leg up with my knee bend and just go
I'm just imagining you behind me fucking into my ass nice and slow I don't care
if you use your fingers or your cork or a strap on I'd fucking love it
oh no I'm really stretching that now
okay let's try the dildo now oh it's one of my favorite ones because it's
rainbow in fact it kind of looks a bit like a fruit pastel ice lolly if anyone
knows what that is oh it's cute though excuse the sound of my loop
don't get lost in giving your dildo a handjob what are you doing
Oh
Oh, fuck.
No.
Oh. Oh. Oh my god. Oh fuck, that feels good.
No. No, I'm still pushing it in. Fuck. Oh my god.
No.
Oh, there we go.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh fuck.
Oh god. Oh, why did I, why did I decide to make this about the block when I could have just made it about fucking my ass? Oh god.
Oh god, yes. No, I'm okay. Oh no, I've got to slow down because that feels too good.
No, yeah.
No. Oh. Oh my god.
Fuck. I don't, I honestly don't know why I leave it so long.
Okay, no, actually I do. I can never, oh fuck. I can never really be quiet when I do anal play. Fuck.
Oh, yes. No, I don't know if you can hear that. Hang on. Oh fuck.
Oh, I forgot that this is quite a long deal to have it just to get so fucking deep. Oh my god.
I'm gonna slow back down. No. Oh fuck.
Oh, I might, I might need some more lube.
That's so warm.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, oh, oh god.
No, the head just got sucked right in. No, I probably have to put pressure on it at all to just make it sink right in.
I'm definitely gonna have to make another audio. I'm just, I'm just fucking myself on this dildo.
That's got a suction base, so maybe I could take a video of that as well. Let me know if that's something you think I should do. Oh god.
Can you hear that as well?
Fuck.
Oh my god.
Fuck. Fuck.
No, slow. Nice and slow.
Okay. Oh god.
I'm just making big circles with it now. Just fuck. Oh fuck, it feels so good.
No, focus.
This isn't what this audio is for. Damn it. I definitely, definitely get sidetracked by a dildo in my ass.
Okay. All right, let's see if that's enough prep for the plug.
Gotta get some more lube.
Oh fuck, I just turned it on. Oh no, it's got so many side things it's gonna take forever to turn off. Stop it. Stop it.
No? Oh god, why is this thing still on?
Okay, there we go. I might cut that a bit out. Oh my god, that's embarrassing.
Ugh, okay. Now I may have used a bit too much lube there, I will. Oh lies, you can never have too much lube actually. Oh no, that's a lie you can.
Okay.
Oh no, this is still gonna need a little bit of work.
Okay.
Well, that failed, but at least I had a lot of fun with that dildo.
Oh fuck. Oh, I'm back to fingers and just stretching.
Oh fuck. Oh god, I've got three in at the moment. They're just gliding in like a fucking dream.
Oh no, I just put a fourth one in as well.
Oh fuck. Oh god.
That's just lube everywhere.
Alright, let's try this again.
Mmm.
Oh.
Oh, it still doesn't want to go in, come on. Oh god. Oh, it really, really has been too long.
Sometimes, sometimes I barely even need to prep to get this plug in.
Oh.
Oh, I'm just, I know, I'm just fucking it in. In and out in short little thrusts. Just to make my hole loose.
Oh, I'm just, I'm just holding my hand still and fucking myself back on it.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh.
Oh god.
Oh, I've still, I've still got a slight burn but it feels so good.
Yes, yes, yes. Oh, fucking take it. Yeah.
Oh god. Oh fuck, fuck.
Oh fuck, the base is in. Oh, oh that felt good.
Fuck, fuck. Oh, it feels so fucking full. Yes, yes, yes.
Oh god.
Oh fuck. No.
Oh, if I keep all the prep in, god, this is going to be so long, that takes forever. Oh man. Oh, it feels good though.
Okay. Okay, let's turn it on. Hang on.
Okay, so the first setting is quite low, it's just like a constant vibration.
I mean it's nice but can't, I can't really feel it too much. The second one. Oh, the second one's a bit more powerful, oh that feels good.
I'm just pushing the vibe in a little bit more.
Oh, it's making the plug go down. Okay, okay. Alright, what's number three? Oh, oh fuck, fuck.
Oh, oh, oh, oh yes. Oh, oh that feels good.
Oh, oh yes. Fuck. Oh, that's a much higher vibration. Oh.
Oh, I could just stay here like this, fuck.
Oh god, it feels even better when I start circling my hips.
Okay, okay, number four. Oh, I don't even remember how many settings this vibe has, I don't know. Eight? Ten? I don't remember.
God, I can't even think right now, fuck.
Okay, oh, no, this is a pulse one. Oh, it's quite low though.
Okay, the next one. Oh, this is a good one.
Oh, this is like different length pulses.
Oh, yes. Oh god.
Okay, okay, next one.
Oh, this one's really similar, but it feels good to see.
Okay, next. Oh, this one does two like little short pulses that are really low vibration, but then like a longer high vibration one.
And the high one. Oh, fuck.
Okay, and the next one. Oh god. Oh, it starts low again. And then there's like a couple of medium fast pulses and then a long high one.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, let's try the next one.
Oh, it's like a slow pulse and then faster one and then a slower one again.
I think this would definitely be like a low tease one because you can't really feel it, but it could probably keep you on edge for a while to like get things calmed back down.
Okay, next one.
Oh, this goes from like low to high and then pulses and then back down to low again.
Oh, again, this is one you could probably use for quite a long time.
I'm impatient though. I want the good ones that make you go crazy.
Okay, next one.
Oh, this has got like loads of different patterns going on in it. Oh my god.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, next one.
Oh, that was it. Oh, I just had it off. Okay, I did not count how many there were, but okay, let's go. I think like the fourth was my favourite.
Fuck, I could just keep it on three, which was just continuous at high.
Oh, god.
Oh, fuck. Oh, it's just making me thrust my hips against the duvet.
Let me just change it up again. Oh no, four was just, I was just pulsing.
Okay, maybe it was fine.
Okay, no, I'm going to put it back on continuous high.
Oh no, I missed that. There are too many settings on here. I can't keep count.
Oh, fuck, okay, there we go. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh, I've not even, I've not even touched my clit yet. Fuck.
Oh god. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. No.
So, I did set out another toy as well, just to make things interesting.
Oh, I've got my, I've got my wand vibrator as well, so I thought, oh, I've got this plug going in my arse.
I can, I can put the wand on my clit as well, and just see what happens.
Oh, oh, I forgot the low on this is still pretty intense. Oh, oh my god. Oh, fuck.
Oh my god. Oh, no, there's no way I'm going to last with this as well.
Oh, fuck. Oh my god.
I need to take that off. Oh god, I just, I needed to take the wand off my clit, so, fuck, I just put it on my nipple.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, I can't ignore the other one though.
Oh god, it's, it's gotten so hard. Oh, fuck.
Oh, okay, that was a bit too much there. Oh god, back on the clit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, this just, I don't know. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh god, oh god. Oh, fuck.
Finally, oh, finally the light in my ass, this is powerful, fuck. Oh god.
Oh god, this is, this is right on the edge of, like, just enough and too much. Oh, oh, oh, no, fuck, fuck.
Oh, let's, let's just go up another one. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, oh god, oh god.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh god, oh god. Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, I'm gonna go.
Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh god, oh god. Oh fuck, no. Oh god, I turned the other side of that on as well.
Oh my god, that was so intense. Oh, and the vibe in my ass is still going. Oh god.
Oh my god, actually, I completely forgot, yeah, my, my wand vibrator is, like, double-ended, so technically I could leave up that end
and try that, because that is a lot more powerful too. Oh fuck. Oh god, that calm kind of took it out of me a bit.
Oh god, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm just, I'm just working the plug out. Oh, the bass is, fuck. Oh, oh, just stretching so wide.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh god. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, there we go. Okay.
Oh, I've never, I've never actually used the insertion end of this, um, of this wand before, so.
This is a first. Okay. Oh, well after the plug just slides right in there.
Okay. Oh, there we go. Oh, fuck. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my god.
Oh, it just, I think it only does pulses, but fuck, that's strong. Oh, fuck. Oh, oh, I just put it on the highest one.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh god.
Oh, just feeling that pulsing and rubbing my clit at the same time. Oh, yes. Oh, no, I tell you what it could do as well.
Like, as if we take the vibe out of the plug and just, oh, oh, I just put that on my clit too.
Oh, fuck. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh god. Oh god.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my god. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Right on the fucking click.
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Oh god fucking come again.
Yeah.
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Oh fuck this feels so sensitive.
Oh.
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Oh no.
Oh no this doesn't work.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh I just moved the vibe to my
nipples again.
Fuck.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh god.
Oh.
Oh.
Fuck I thought
I thought the first one was intense.
God.
Oh.
Oh that second one.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Let's get this out.
Oh.
Oh fuck.
That's loud.
Oh my god.
Oh well I hope you enjoyed
that. I have no idea
how long this is and
I don't know. Could have been
really boring but I enjoyed
myself.
Oh god.
Oh fuck.
I think I might
I might carry on
maybe having a play with
the dildo.
Do some
alternate variations
of that.
Maybe try it out
with the wand.
See.
Well thank you for
coming along
on that plug
test journey with me.
On second thoughts maybe
I might just have a little rest first.
Oh god.
Oh.
Oh this kind of wiped me
out.
Oh fuck.