Hey there!
Today your fate will be decided by a simple deck of cards.
Your pleasure.
Your frustration.
Your orgasm.
It'll all be in the hands of fate.
So you're going to need to make sure you have a deck of cards.
It should be a regular deck of 52 cards with one joker added to make a total of 53 cards.
If you don't already have that in hand, then pause the audio and get your deck sorted.
You'll also need to be wearing headphones for this, and I need you dressed.
You need to be wearing a shirt, underwear, socks, and some jeans or something like that.
So get dressed properly and grab your cards now.
Okay, everyone sorted?
Good.
Now shuffle your deck up.
Get them nice and shuffled and mixed up.
I don't want you knowing where any of those cards are, especially that joker, because
that is a very important card indeed.
You see, throughout this audio, I'm going to get you to draw cards at different times.
What card you draw will determine what you're allowed to do.
Whether you can take your clothes off, whether you can touch yourself, whether you can edge
that sort of thing.
But there's one very special card, and that's the joker.
You see, if you ever draw the joker, then it's game over.
Hands off.
Headphones off.
Walk away and try again later.
I don't care whether it's the first card you draw or the last one before you'd be allowed
to come.
As soon as you draw that joker, you stop the audio and you stop playing, okay?
If you agree to my rules, then let's begin.
Now we really should start getting those clothes off you, huh?
Let's see if the cards will let you draw the first one.
If it's black, then take off your shirt.
If it's red, then leave it on.
And remember, if you draw that joker, then it's game over.
Okay, first card drawn.
How lucky were you?
Time to draw our second card.
Same rules again.
The order I want you to take your clothes off is this.
Shirt first, then jeans, then socks, then your underwear, okay?
If it's black again, then take off the next item of clothing.
If it's red, then you get to keep it on.
Let's go again.
If it's card, black, take something off, red, stay as you are.
How are you doing?
Some of you will be stripped down to your underwear by now.
Is your cock stray?
May I get the fabric?
Waiting the burst free.
Is it getting hard?
Is it getting excited?
Eager to be touched?
Are you worried about that joker?
This should be.
It could end your game at any minute.
Maybe you're still fully clothed.
Have you drawn three reds in a row?
So unlucky.
Poor boy.
Time for the next card.
Draw it now.
Black, you take something off.
Red you don't.
How did you do that time?
Some of you will be fully naked by now, won't you?
If you are, then this next card is going to be very important for you.
Because if you draw a black again, then you get to start stroking yourself.
Those of you who are still dressed in any way, the old rules still apply.
Black, you take something off.
Red, you don't.
Ready for the next draw?
Good.
Let's go.
Draw that card.
Are you stroking yet?
Have the cards let you?
If they have, then grab that cock and stroke as hard and as fast as you like.
Imagine my soft, warm hands rubbing around you.
Oh fuck, I love the feeling of your cock in my hand.
You pulsing and throbbing for me as I stroke you up and down.
Using your pre-commas lube as I run my thumb over your tip.
On the underside of your cock, I love feeling you grow harder in my hand.
I love hearing your moans and whimpers as I stroke you.
I love the control I have over your cock.
Keep stroking for me as you picture me leaning over and kissing your neck.
Kissing and licking and biting.
As I continue to stroke your cock, just slowly up and down, teasing it with my hand, working
that spot on the underside of your cock with my thumb.
Do you like the sound of that?
Stroking yourself to that thought must feel so fucking good, doesn't it?
What do you mean you're not allowed to stroke yet?
Have you drawn a couple of reds, you're still clothed, maybe?
Or maybe your cock is out, but you're not allowed to stroke yet.
Oh too bad.
But I didn't decide that.
The cards did.
So sit there and get hard while thinking about me.
And just imagine how good it would feel to stroke.
Think about how jealous you are of all those boys who are stroking right now.
Those lucky boys.
Just sit there and think about my hands on your cock, my lips on your neck, throb and
pulse and ache for me.
You might not even get to stroke at all today, you know.
That joker is still in the deck somewhere, remember?
The next card could mean that you have to stop playing right away, and I'm not joking
about this.
I want you to take this seriously.
If that joker comes out, you stop playing, okay?
I'm serious.
No cheating.
No messing about.
And if you don't want to play by my rules, then don't play my fucking game, okay?
Good boy.
Now, I think we're about ready for our next card.
Same rules.
Black means you can take off an item of clothing, or if you're already naked, then it means
you can stroke yourself.
Red means you take your hands off, okay?
Good.
Draw that card.
How did you do?
Are you naked yet?
Are you stroking yet?
We've drawn six cards so far, so I guess on average you're likely to have drawn three
blacks.
That means you'll be in your underwear still, so if you're naked already, then count yourself
fucking lucky.
If you're stroking already, then count yourself very fucking lucky.
Or maybe you still have multiple pieces of clothing still on.
You know what?
I'll help you out a bit.
If you still have multiple pieces of clothing on, then this next card will allow you to
get fully naked for me, providing you draw a black, of course.
If you draw a red again, then I guess it's just not your lucky day.
Ready to draw again.
Good boy.
Draw that card.
If you drew a black, then get naked for me.
If you're already naked, then start stroking.
And if you drew a red, you know the rules.
Hands off.
Hey.
I'm gonna suck your cock.
Well, maybe.
This next card is going to dictate how these next few minutes are gonna play out for you.
Some of you are gonna have an amazing time.
Some of you, well, not so much.
You see, over the next few minutes, in your left ear, I'm gonna suck your cock.
I'm gonna lick you and suck you and eat you with my mouth.
I'm gonna tease your head and I'm gonna gag on your cock.
I'm gonna go to town on it.
I'm gonna give you a blowjob like you've never had before.
And in your right ear, I'm gonna talk so fucking dirty to you.
I'm gonna tell you just how much I love tasting your cock.
How badly I want you to fuck me.
How I wanna taste your cum.
How I wanna feel your cock throbbing deep in my throat.
Fuck.
But, if you want to listen to either or both of those, then you're gonna have to get lucky
with the next card that you draw.
If you want to keep your right earphone in and hear me talk dirty to you, then you're
gonna have to draw a black card.
And if you want to keep your left earphone in and hear me suck you as well, then you're
gonna have to draw a spade.
And if you draw a red card, well, um, you just have to take your headphones off and
sit there thinking about what you're missing out on.
I want you to sit there and think in detail how it would feel to hear me suck you.
How good it would feel to stroke your cock while I moaned and talked dirty in your ear.
And I want you to keep your hands off your cock.
I'll give you a tiny little teaser, just so you know what to imagine.
Fuck, I just can't wait to see your cock sliding down my throat.
I wanna swallow all your fucking cum.
Fuck, give it to me.
Let me tease a throbbing head with my lips.
I'm gonna take you all the way in.
Fuck.
Okay, so that's what I want you to think about while you're sat there in silence.
Ready to draw that card?
Remember, black card means you can keep your right ear in.
Spade means you keep your left ear in as well.
This section will take three minutes, so when I count down, if you draw red, then make a
note of the time and put your earphones back in after three minutes have passed.
Ready to draw, three, two, one, draw.
Three minutes starts now.
Hey, hi there.
If you're still listening to this, then I guess you're one of the lucky boys.
Are you stroking for me already?
You're so silly.
I didn't tell you that you could.
Oh no.
If you still aren't naked, then I want you to get naked for me, but then it's hands off
for the rest of this section.
If you are naked, then I'll let you stroke, but what card you drew will determine how you
stroke.
Ace through five, I just want you to take one finger and let me stroke it up and down
your shaft.
Six through eight, I want you to stroke with just your thumb and one finger.
Under 10, I want you to rub that yummy spot on the underside of your head, please.
And if you drew a picture card, I want you to stroke properly for me.
Congratulations.
Good boys.
Now, I better start telling you how badly I want your cock.
How I want to slide my lips over your tip and push my head down as far as I can on your
cock until your tip hits the back of my throat.
I want to gag on your cock and choke on it.
I want to cover you with my spit, making you so fucking wet as I bob up and down on you.
And then when I've teased you enough with my mouth, I want to push you down onto the
bed and I'm going to straddle you, slide my pussy onto your cock, push you deep inside
me.
Grind on your cock, you grabbing my hips as you slide in and out, fucking me hard and
deep.
Oh, your cock feels so fucking good inside me.
You make me so fucking wet.
I want you deep inside me.
I want to ride you until you're just about to explode.
And then I'm going to jump off you and take you back into my mouth.
I want to lick all my juices off your cock because they're cocks that come out of your
balls with my tongue.
Fuck, I want to take you deep in my throat and feel your hot cum shoot into me.
And I want to taste it all.
I want to lick your tip clean, suck every last drop out of you, milk you dry, drain
you.
Can you imagine me licking the cum off my lips?
Fuck.
Oh, I'm so glad that we got to play today.
Oh my god, so good.
You're so fun.
I want you so badly.
Looks like our three minutes are up.
Hands off, boys.
Welcome back, boys.
I hope all of you who drew red don't feel like you missed out on too much.
I mean, all I did was mount in your ear and suck your cock.
How good could it have been?
And those of you who got the stroke, I hope it was as good as you imagined it would be.
I realize that some of you might still not even be naked by now.
Poor boys.
I really should take pity on you.
Go ahead and get naked for...
You know what?
Actually no.
Sorry.
You've missed out on too much already, I think.
Just turn the audio off.
That's right.
You heard me.
If you're not already naked, then turn the fucking audio off now.
Thank you.
Okay, so everyone listening should now be naked and ready to stroke.
But everyone's hands should be off and by their sides.
Good.
We've drawn eight cards now, so there should still be 45 left to draw.
And somewhere in there will be that joker.
Time to draw a few more cards.
Here's what we're going to do.
I'm going to count down from 100.
Before that, you are going to draw as many cards as you want.
You have to pick the number you'll draw before knowing what they'll be.
So you could draw 10 cards or 15 or 5, whatever you want.
You'll then draw all those cards and add up the total value of them.
We are doing some math today.
I hope it's not too difficult for you.
Aces are worth 1, Jack's 11, Queen's 12, King's 13.
That total value will be your release number.
Because I'm counting down from 100, when I reach your number, then you can start stroking.
But not before that.
So if you want to stroke soon, then you should probably pick a good number of cards to get
a nice early release number.
But be careful, boys.
Because the more cards you draw, the more chance you have of drawing that joker.
And also, if your total is over 100, then it's hands off for the entire countdown, okay?
So decide how many cards you want to draw.
Got that number decided?
Good!
Now draw those cards.
Count up what your total is, add them all up, and remember, if that joker's in there,
then it's game over for you, my friend.
You got your total calculated?
Know what your release number is?
Good.
100.
Do you want me to count nice and fast through these, or is your release number a bit lower
than you'd hoped?
Is your cock aching and hard, desperate to be touched?
99.
Some of you haven't even touched at all yet, have you?
Poor boys.
88.
Maybe I'll just rattle through a few numbers nice and quick for you.
97.
96.
95.
94.
93.
92.
91.
90.
89.
88.
87.
86.
85.
Hmm.
Stroking yet?
Nice and hard, nice and fast, if you are.
I want you to get to the edge for me.
84.
83.
82.
81.
Good boys.
If you've heard your number, then stroke for me.
70.
79.
78.
77.
76.
Do you wish you drew a few more cards?
Are you desperate to stroke?
75.
74.
73.
72.
71.
70.
69.
68.
Were you allowed to listen to me suck you earlier?
67.
66.
65.
Or were you just sat there in silence, imagining what you were missing?
74.
63.
62.
How about I show you what you were missing?
61.
60.
59.
Do you hear that?
Is this what you were imagining while laying there in silence?
58.
57.
56.
55.
54.
53.
Is it even better than you imagined?
52.
51.
50.
51.
52.
53.
54.
55.
56.
57.
58.
59.
60.
61.
62.
63.
64.
65.
66.
67.
68.
69.
70.
70.
70.
70.
70.
70.
70.
70.
70.
Good boy.
48.
46.
44.
42.
Stroke for me.
Hard and fast.
I want you on that edge.
I need you on that edge.
40.
38.
36.
I want you desperate to come begging me for release.
I want your cock throbbing and aching like never before.
34.
32.
I'm scared of that joker.
28.
26.
It's still there.
24.
22.
Maybe it's the next card to be drawn.
2018.
Let's check.
Draw a card.
It doesn't matter what it is unless it's the joker, of course.
16.
14.
Draw another.
12.
10.
Another.
9.
8.
7.
Keep stroking.
Keep edging.
And you better be scared about getting denied today because believe me, that's a very fucking
real possibility.
Draw another card.
6.
And another.
5.
Keep edging.
Keep stroking.
4.
Do you want to come for me?
3.
Do you think this is the end?
4.
When I reach zero, do you really think that you come?
1.
Do you want that?
Get ready.
So close.
Draw another card.
1 more.
Zero.
Hands off.
Don't come.
Not yet.
I'm not finished with you yet.
Okay.
That deck should be about half gone by now.
Well done for getting this far.
You should count yourself lucky.
We're into our final section now.
Imagine getting all this way and then being denied, drawing the Joker at the final minute.
Oh, it would be so fucking frustrating.
But honestly, the thought of that turns me on so much.
Thinking of you desperate and hard and leaking so close to coming and just drawing that Joker
so fucking hard.
I love it.
Draw a card.
Oh, it's just so much fun.
Grab that cock again.
It's time we got you back to that itch.
Hard and fast.
Strictly cock for me.
The cards you draw from here on out don't really matter.
All you have to do is avoid drawing that Joker.
I'll give you a choice, though, if you want.
You can shuffle the cards up, but if you do choose to shuffle, I'd like you to take a
little peek first and see where that Joker was.
I want you to know whether you've just shuffled a deck where the Joker was right at the end
or whether you avoided disaster and it was the next card to be drawn.
So make your choice.
Shuffle it or don't.
And if you do shuffle, just make sure you lose the Joker in the pack again.
Get it nice and mixed up.
So how badly do you want to come for me?
How desperate are you for release?
How worked up have I made you?
Draw a card and keep stroking.
You want me to just get to the end, don't you?
Oh, I know you do.
Are you at that edge?
Ready to come for me?
I want that so fucking badly.
I want you to shoot a hot load just for me.
I want to give you that pleasure, but I don't control what the cards say.
So draw a card.
I'm going to count you down.
Ten.
At zero, you get to come.
Not a second before that.
Only when you hear me say zero.
Nine.
Keep stroking.
Eight.
Are you at that edge?
Seven.
Ready to explode for me?
Six.
I want it so fucking badly.
Five.
I want your load.
Four.
I want you to come for me.
Three.
Draw a card.
Two.
Get ready to come for me.
I want it.
One.
Draw a card.
You're so fucking close.
Draw a card.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
But I'm going to fuck with you a little bit more first.
Six.
Five.
You are so fucking close.
Four.
Three.
You've come such a long way.
Two.
Draw a card.
One.
Ooh, so close to release.
Two.
Three.
Four.
But so close to denial.
Draw a card.
Three.
Two.
Any second now.
Three.
Four.
You could be coming.
Three.
Two.
Or you could be taking your hands off.
Three.
Four.
And no, no.
Which it will be.
Three.
Get ready, darling.
Two.
I want your come.
One.
Two.
Three.
Two.
Here we go.
No more messing about.
One.
I'm done counting up.
Draw a card.
The next number will let you come, you know.
Ooh, draw a card.
Zero.
Come for me.
Come for me.
Come right now.
Explode in pleasure.
Such a good.
Fuck.
Shoot that load for me.
I want it all.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
That's it.
Fuck.
So fucking hot.
Ooh.
We love it.
Ah.
Mm-hmm.
Did you enjoy our little game today?
How many cards do you have left, by the way?
How close were you to drawing that joker?
You really should count yourself lucky that you got to make it to the end.
And if you ever want to come back and try your luck for a second time, I'd love to play
with you again.
Mwah.
See you around.