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Hey there!

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Today your fate will be decided by a simple deck of cards.

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Your pleasure.

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Your frustration.

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Your orgasm.

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It'll all be in the hands of fate.

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So you're going to need to make sure you have a deck of cards.

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It should be a regular deck of 52 cards with one joker added to make a total of 53 cards.

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If you don't already have that in hand, then pause the audio and get your deck sorted.

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You'll also need to be wearing headphones for this, and I need you dressed.

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You need to be wearing a shirt, underwear, socks, and some jeans or something like that.

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So get dressed properly and grab your cards now.

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Okay, everyone sorted?

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Good.

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Now shuffle your deck up.

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Get them nice and shuffled and mixed up.

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I don't want you knowing where any of those cards are, especially that joker, because

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that is a very important card indeed.

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You see, throughout this audio, I'm going to get you to draw cards at different times.

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What card you draw will determine what you're allowed to do.

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Whether you can take your clothes off, whether you can touch yourself, whether you can edge

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that sort of thing.

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But there's one very special card, and that's the joker.

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You see, if you ever draw the joker, then it's game over.

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Hands off.

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Headphones off.

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Walk away and try again later.

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I don't care whether it's the first card you draw or the last one before you'd be allowed

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to come.

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As soon as you draw that joker, you stop the audio and you stop playing, okay?

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If you agree to my rules, then let's begin.

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Now we really should start getting those clothes off you, huh?

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Let's see if the cards will let you draw the first one.

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If it's black, then take off your shirt.

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If it's red, then leave it on.

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And remember, if you draw that joker, then it's game over.

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Okay, first card drawn.

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How lucky were you?

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Time to draw our second card.

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Same rules again.

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The order I want you to take your clothes off is this.

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Shirt first, then jeans, then socks, then your underwear, okay?

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If it's black again, then take off the next item of clothing.

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If it's red, then you get to keep it on.

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Let's go again.

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If it's card, black, take something off, red, stay as you are.

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How are you doing?

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Some of you will be stripped down to your underwear by now.

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Is your cock stray?

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May I get the fabric?

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Waiting the burst free.

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Is it getting hard?

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Is it getting excited?

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Eager to be touched?

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Are you worried about that joker?

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This should be.

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It could end your game at any minute.

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Maybe you're still fully clothed.

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Have you drawn three reds in a row?

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So unlucky.

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Poor boy.

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Time for the next card.

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Draw it now.

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Black, you take something off.

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Red you don't.

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How did you do that time?

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Some of you will be fully naked by now, won't you?

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If you are, then this next card is going to be very important for you.

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Because if you draw a black again, then you get to start stroking yourself.

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Those of you who are still dressed in any way, the old rules still apply.

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Black, you take something off.

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Red, you don't.

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Ready for the next draw?

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Good.

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Let's go.

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Draw that card.

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Are you stroking yet?

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Have the cards let you?

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If they have, then grab that cock and stroke as hard and as fast as you like.

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Imagine my soft, warm hands rubbing around you.

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Oh fuck, I love the feeling of your cock in my hand.

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You pulsing and throbbing for me as I stroke you up and down.

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Using your pre-commas lube as I run my thumb over your tip.

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On the underside of your cock, I love feeling you grow harder in my hand.

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I love hearing your moans and whimpers as I stroke you.

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I love the control I have over your cock.

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Keep stroking for me as you picture me leaning over and kissing your neck.

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Kissing and licking and biting.

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As I continue to stroke your cock, just slowly up and down, teasing it with my hand, working

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that spot on the underside of your cock with my thumb.

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Do you like the sound of that?

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Stroking yourself to that thought must feel so fucking good, doesn't it?

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What do you mean you're not allowed to stroke yet?

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Have you drawn a couple of reds, you're still clothed, maybe?

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Or maybe your cock is out, but you're not allowed to stroke yet.

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Oh too bad.

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But I didn't decide that.

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The cards did.

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So sit there and get hard while thinking about me.

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And just imagine how good it would feel to stroke.

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Think about how jealous you are of all those boys who are stroking right now.

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Those lucky boys.

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Just sit there and think about my hands on your cock, my lips on your neck, throb and

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pulse and ache for me.

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You might not even get to stroke at all today, you know.

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That joker is still in the deck somewhere, remember?

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The next card could mean that you have to stop playing right away, and I'm not joking

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about this.

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I want you to take this seriously.

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If that joker comes out, you stop playing, okay?

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I'm serious.

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No cheating.

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No messing about.

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And if you don't want to play by my rules, then don't play my fucking game, okay?

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Good boy.

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Now, I think we're about ready for our next card.

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Same rules.

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Black means you can take off an item of clothing, or if you're already naked, then it means

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you can stroke yourself.

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Red means you take your hands off, okay?

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Good.

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Draw that card.

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How did you do?

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Are you naked yet?

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Are you stroking yet?

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We've drawn six cards so far, so I guess on average you're likely to have drawn three

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blacks.

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That means you'll be in your underwear still, so if you're naked already, then count yourself

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fucking lucky.

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If you're stroking already, then count yourself very fucking lucky.

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Or maybe you still have multiple pieces of clothing still on.

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You know what?

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I'll help you out a bit.

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If you still have multiple pieces of clothing on, then this next card will allow you to

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get fully naked for me, providing you draw a black, of course.

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If you draw a red again, then I guess it's just not your lucky day.

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Ready to draw again.

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Good boy.

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Draw that card.

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If you drew a black, then get naked for me.

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If you're already naked, then start stroking.

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And if you drew a red, you know the rules.

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Hands off.

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Hey.

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I'm gonna suck your cock.

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Well, maybe.

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This next card is going to dictate how these next few minutes are gonna play out for you.

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Some of you are gonna have an amazing time.

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Some of you, well, not so much.

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You see, over the next few minutes, in your left ear, I'm gonna suck your cock.

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I'm gonna lick you and suck you and eat you with my mouth.

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I'm gonna tease your head and I'm gonna gag on your cock.

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I'm gonna go to town on it.

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I'm gonna give you a blowjob like you've never had before.

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And in your right ear, I'm gonna talk so fucking dirty to you.

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I'm gonna tell you just how much I love tasting your cock.

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How badly I want you to fuck me.

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How I wanna taste your cum.

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How I wanna feel your cock throbbing deep in my throat.

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Fuck.

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But, if you want to listen to either or both of those, then you're gonna have to get lucky

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with the next card that you draw.

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If you want to keep your right earphone in and hear me talk dirty to you, then you're

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gonna have to draw a black card.

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And if you want to keep your left earphone in and hear me suck you as well, then you're

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gonna have to draw a spade.

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And if you draw a red card, well, um, you just have to take your headphones off and

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sit there thinking about what you're missing out on.

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I want you to sit there and think in detail how it would feel to hear me suck you.

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How good it would feel to stroke your cock while I moaned and talked dirty in your ear.

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And I want you to keep your hands off your cock.

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I'll give you a tiny little teaser, just so you know what to imagine.

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Fuck, I just can't wait to see your cock sliding down my throat.

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I wanna swallow all your fucking cum.

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Fuck, give it to me.

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Let me tease a throbbing head with my lips.

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I'm gonna take you all the way in.

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Fuck.

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Okay, so that's what I want you to think about while you're sat there in silence.

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Ready to draw that card?

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Remember, black card means you can keep your right ear in.

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Spade means you keep your left ear in as well.

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This section will take three minutes, so when I count down, if you draw red, then make a

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note of the time and put your earphones back in after three minutes have passed.

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Ready to draw, three, two, one, draw.

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Three minutes starts now.

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Hey, hi there.

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If you're still listening to this, then I guess you're one of the lucky boys.

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Are you stroking for me already?

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You're so silly.

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I didn't tell you that you could.

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Oh no.

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If you still aren't naked, then I want you to get naked for me, but then it's hands off

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for the rest of this section.

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If you are naked, then I'll let you stroke, but what card you drew will determine how you

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stroke.

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Ace through five, I just want you to take one finger and let me stroke it up and down

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your shaft.

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Six through eight, I want you to stroke with just your thumb and one finger.

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Under 10, I want you to rub that yummy spot on the underside of your head, please.

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And if you drew a picture card, I want you to stroke properly for me.

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Congratulations.

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Good boys.

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Now, I better start telling you how badly I want your cock.

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How I want to slide my lips over your tip and push my head down as far as I can on your

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cock until your tip hits the back of my throat.

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I want to gag on your cock and choke on it.

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I want to cover you with my spit, making you so fucking wet as I bob up and down on you.

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And then when I've teased you enough with my mouth, I want to push you down onto the

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bed and I'm going to straddle you, slide my pussy onto your cock, push you deep inside

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me.

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Grind on your cock, you grabbing my hips as you slide in and out, fucking me hard and

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deep.

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Oh, your cock feels so fucking good inside me.

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You make me so fucking wet.

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I want you deep inside me.

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I want to ride you until you're just about to explode.

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And then I'm going to jump off you and take you back into my mouth.

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I want to lick all my juices off your cock because they're cocks that come out of your

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balls with my tongue.

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Fuck, I want to take you deep in my throat and feel your hot cum shoot into me.

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And I want to taste it all.

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I want to lick your tip clean, suck every last drop out of you, milk you dry, drain

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you.

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Can you imagine me licking the cum off my lips?

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Fuck.

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Oh, I'm so glad that we got to play today.

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Oh my god, so good.

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You're so fun.

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I want you so badly.

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Looks like our three minutes are up.

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Hands off, boys.

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Welcome back, boys.

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I hope all of you who drew red don't feel like you missed out on too much.

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I mean, all I did was mount in your ear and suck your cock.

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How good could it have been?

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And those of you who got the stroke, I hope it was as good as you imagined it would be.

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I realize that some of you might still not even be naked by now.

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Poor boys.

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I really should take pity on you.

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Go ahead and get naked for...

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You know what?

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Actually no.

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Sorry.

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You've missed out on too much already, I think.

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Just turn the audio off.

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That's right.

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You heard me.

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If you're not already naked, then turn the fucking audio off now.

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Thank you.

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00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:52,280
Okay, so everyone listening should now be naked and ready to stroke.

252
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:56,720
But everyone's hands should be off and by their sides.

253
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,080
Good.

254
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:02,720
We've drawn eight cards now, so there should still be 45 left to draw.

255
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:07,880
And somewhere in there will be that joker.

256
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,080
Time to draw a few more cards.

257
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,920
Here's what we're going to do.

258
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,280
I'm going to count down from 100.

259
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:18,200
Before that, you are going to draw as many cards as you want.

260
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:22,200
You have to pick the number you'll draw before knowing what they'll be.

261
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:27,560
So you could draw 10 cards or 15 or 5, whatever you want.

262
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:32,000
You'll then draw all those cards and add up the total value of them.

263
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,680
We are doing some math today.

264
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,840
I hope it's not too difficult for you.

265
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:41,680
Aces are worth 1, Jack's 11, Queen's 12, King's 13.

266
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:45,720
That total value will be your release number.

267
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:51,240
Because I'm counting down from 100, when I reach your number, then you can start stroking.

268
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,800
But not before that.

269
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:57,960
So if you want to stroke soon, then you should probably pick a good number of cards to get

270
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,200
a nice early release number.

271
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,520
But be careful, boys.

272
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:08,680
Because the more cards you draw, the more chance you have of drawing that joker.

273
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:17,560
And also, if your total is over 100, then it's hands off for the entire countdown, okay?

274
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,960
So decide how many cards you want to draw.

275
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,920
Got that number decided?

276
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,520
Good!

277
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,080
Now draw those cards.

278
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:33,360
Count up what your total is, add them all up, and remember, if that joker's in there,

279
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,320
then it's game over for you, my friend.

280
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,960
You got your total calculated?

281
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,400
Know what your release number is?

282
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,400
Good.

283
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,400
100.

284
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:49,520
Do you want me to count nice and fast through these, or is your release number a bit lower

285
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,360
than you'd hoped?

286
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:57,320
Is your cock aching and hard, desperate to be touched?

287
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,360
99.

288
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:03,360
Some of you haven't even touched at all yet, have you?

289
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,360
Poor boys.

290
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:06,360
88.

291
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:10,120
Maybe I'll just rattle through a few numbers nice and quick for you.

292
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,120
97.

293
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,120
96.

294
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,120
95.

295
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,120
94.

296
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,120
93.

297
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,120
92.

298
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,120
91.

299
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,120
90.

300
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,120
89.

301
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,120
88.

302
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,120
87.

303
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,120
86.

304
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,120
85.

305
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,120
Hmm.

306
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,120
Stroking yet?

307
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,120
Nice and hard, nice and fast, if you are.

308
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,120
I want you to get to the edge for me.

309
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,120
84.

310
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,120
83.

311
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,120
82.

312
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,120
81.

313
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,120
Good boys.

314
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,360
If you've heard your number, then stroke for me.

315
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,360
70.

316
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,360
79.

317
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,360
78.

318
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,360
77.

319
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:39,360
76.

320
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,360
Do you wish you drew a few more cards?

321
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,360
Are you desperate to stroke?

322
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,360
75.

323
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,360
74.

324
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,360
73.

325
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,360
72.

326
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,360
71.

327
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,360
70.

328
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,360
69.

329
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,360
68.

330
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,360
Were you allowed to listen to me suck you earlier?

331
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,360
67.

332
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,360
66.

333
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:57,360
65.

334
00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:03,360
Or were you just sat there in silence, imagining what you were missing?

335
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,360
74.

336
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,360
63.

337
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,360
62.

338
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:09,360
How about I show you what you were missing?

339
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,360
61.

340
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:11,360
60.

341
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,360
59.

342
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,360
Do you hear that?

343
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:17,360
Is this what you were imagining while laying there in silence?

344
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,360
58.

345
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,360
57.

346
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,360
56.

347
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,360
55.

348
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,360
54.

349
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,360
53.

350
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:28,360
Is it even better than you imagined?

351
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,360
52.

352
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,360
51.

353
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,360
50.

354
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,360
51.

355
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,360
52.

356
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,360
53.

357
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,360
54.

358
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,360
55.

359
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,360
56.

360
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,360
57.

361
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,360
58.

362
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:41,360
59.

363
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,360
60.

364
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:43,360
61.

365
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,360
62.

366
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,360
63.

367
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:46,360
64.

368
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,360
65.

369
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,360
66.

370
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,360
67.

371
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,360
68.

372
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,360
69.

373
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,360
70.

374
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,360
70.

375
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,360
70.

376
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,360
70.

377
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:56,360
70.

378
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,360
70.

379
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:58,360
70.

380
00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,360
70.

381
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,360
70.

382
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,360
Good boy.

383
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,360
48.

384
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,360
46.

385
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,360
44.

386
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,360
42.

387
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,360
Stroke for me.

388
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:07,360
Hard and fast.

389
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,360
I want you on that edge.

390
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,360
I need you on that edge.

391
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,360
40.

392
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,360
38.

393
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,360
36.

394
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:21,360
I want you desperate to come begging me for release.

395
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:27,360
I want your cock throbbing and aching like never before.

396
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,360
34.

397
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,360
32.

398
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,360
I'm scared of that joker.

399
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,360
28.

400
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:33,360
26.

401
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,360
It's still there.

402
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,360
24.

403
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,360
22.

404
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:41,360
Maybe it's the next card to be drawn.

405
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,360
2018.

406
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,360
Let's check.

407
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,360
Draw a card.

408
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:49,360
It doesn't matter what it is unless it's the joker, of course.

409
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,360
16.

410
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,360
14.

411
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,360
Draw another.

412
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,360
12.

413
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,360
10.

414
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,360
Another.

415
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,360
9.

416
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,360
8.

417
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,360
7.

418
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,360
Keep stroking.

419
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,360
Keep edging.

420
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:09,360
And you better be scared about getting denied today because believe me, that's a very fucking

421
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,360
real possibility.

422
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,360
Draw another card.

423
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,360
6.

424
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,360
And another.

425
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,360
5.

426
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,360
Keep edging.

427
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,360
Keep stroking.

428
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,360
4.

429
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,360
Do you want to come for me?

430
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,360
3.

431
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,360
Do you think this is the end?

432
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,360
4.

433
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,360
When I reach zero, do you really think that you come?

434
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,360
1.

435
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,360
Do you want that?

436
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,360
Get ready.

437
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,360
So close.

438
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,360
Draw another card.

439
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,360
1 more.

440
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,360
Zero.

441
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,360
Hands off.

442
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,360
Don't come.

443
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,360
Not yet.

444
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,360
I'm not finished with you yet.

445
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,360
Okay.

446
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:54,360
That deck should be about half gone by now.

447
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:56,360
Well done for getting this far.

448
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,360
You should count yourself lucky.

449
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:01,360
We're into our final section now.

450
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:07,360
Imagine getting all this way and then being denied, drawing the Joker at the final minute.

451
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:13,360
Oh, it would be so fucking frustrating.

452
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:18,360
But honestly, the thought of that turns me on so much.

453
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:27,360
Thinking of you desperate and hard and leaking so close to coming and just drawing that Joker

454
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:30,360
so fucking hard.

455
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,360
I love it.

456
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:38,360
Draw a card.

457
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,360
Oh, it's just so much fun.

458
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,360
Grab that cock again.

459
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,360
It's time we got you back to that itch.

460
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,360
Hard and fast.

461
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,360
Strictly cock for me.

462
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,360
The cards you draw from here on out don't really matter.

463
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:55,360
All you have to do is avoid drawing that Joker.

464
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:59,360
I'll give you a choice, though, if you want.

465
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:03,360
You can shuffle the cards up, but if you do choose to shuffle, I'd like you to take a

466
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:06,360
little peek first and see where that Joker was.

467
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:11,360
I want you to know whether you've just shuffled a deck where the Joker was right at the end

468
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:16,360
or whether you avoided disaster and it was the next card to be drawn.

469
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:18,360
So make your choice.

470
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,360
Shuffle it or don't.

471
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:24,360
And if you do shuffle, just make sure you lose the Joker in the pack again.

472
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,360
Get it nice and mixed up.

473
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:32,360
So how badly do you want to come for me?

474
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:35,360
How desperate are you for release?

475
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:38,360
How worked up have I made you?

476
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:42,360
Draw a card and keep stroking.

477
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:46,360
You want me to just get to the end, don't you?

478
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,360
Oh, I know you do.

479
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,360
Are you at that edge?

480
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,360
Ready to come for me?

481
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,360
I want that so fucking badly.

482
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:58,360
I want you to shoot a hot load just for me.

483
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:03,360
I want to give you that pleasure, but I don't control what the cards say.

484
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,360
So draw a card.

485
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:08,360
I'm going to count you down.

486
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,360
Ten.

487
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,360
At zero, you get to come.

488
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,360
Not a second before that.

489
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:16,360
Only when you hear me say zero.

490
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,360
Nine.

491
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,360
Keep stroking.

492
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,360
Eight.

493
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,360
Are you at that edge?

494
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,360
Seven.

495
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:29,360
Ready to explode for me?

496
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,360
Six.

497
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:34,360
I want it so fucking badly.

498
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,360
Five.

499
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,360
I want your load.

500
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,360
Four.

501
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,360
I want you to come for me.

502
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,360
Three.

503
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,360
Draw a card.

504
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:46,360
Two.

505
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,360
Get ready to come for me.

506
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,360
I want it.

507
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:53,360
One.

508
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,360
Draw a card.

509
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,360
You're so fucking close.

510
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,360
Draw a card.

511
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,360
Two.

512
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,360
Three.

513
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,360
Four.

514
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,360
Five.

515
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,360
Six.

516
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:12,360
Seven.

517
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,360
But I'm going to fuck with you a little bit more first.

518
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,360
Six.

519
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:18,360
Five.

520
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:21,360
You are so fucking close.

521
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,360
Four.

522
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,360
Three.

523
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:27,360
You've come such a long way.

524
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,360
Two.

525
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,360
Draw a card.

526
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,360
One.

527
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:35,360
Ooh, so close to release.

528
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,360
Two.

529
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,360
Three.

530
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,360
Four.

531
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,360
But so close to denial.

532
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,360
Draw a card.

533
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,360
Three.

534
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,360
Two.

535
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,360
Any second now.

536
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:52,360
Three.

537
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,360
Four.

538
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,360
You could be coming.

539
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,360
Three.

540
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,360
Two.

541
00:24:57,360 --> 00:25:00,360
Or you could be taking your hands off.

542
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:01,360
Three.

543
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,360
Four.

544
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,360
And no, no.

545
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:06,360
Which it will be.

546
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,360
Three.

547
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,360
Get ready, darling.

548
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:13,360
Two.

549
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,360
I want your come.

550
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:16,360
One.

551
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,360
Two.

552
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,360
Three.

553
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:21,360
Two.

554
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,360
Here we go.

555
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,360
No more messing about.

556
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,360
One.

557
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,360
I'm done counting up.

558
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,360
Draw a card.

559
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:38,360
The next number will let you come, you know.

560
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:41,360
Ooh, draw a card.

561
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,360
Zero.

562
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:43,360
Come for me.

563
00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:44,360
Come for me.

564
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:45,360
Come right now.

565
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,360
Explode in pleasure.

566
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,360
Such a good.

567
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,360
Fuck.

568
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,360
Shoot that load for me.

569
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:55,360
I want it all.

570
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,360
Yes.

571
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:57,360
Yes.

572
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:58,360
Yes.

573
00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:59,360
Yes.

574
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,360
Yes.

575
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,360
That's it.

576
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,360
Fuck.

577
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,360
So fucking hot.

578
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,360
Ooh.

579
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,360
We love it.

580
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,360
Ah.

581
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:07,360
Mm-hmm.

582
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:16,360
Did you enjoy our little game today?

583
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:21,360
How many cards do you have left, by the way?

584
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:25,360
How close were you to drawing that joker?

585
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:30,360
You really should count yourself lucky that you got to make it to the end.

586
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:36,360
And if you ever want to come back and try your luck for a second time, I'd love to play

587
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,360
with you again.

588
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,360
Mwah.

589
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:58,360
See you around.