oh man that was a fun party wasn't it I need to not drink so much when we go out
I'm sober now oh boy was I not while we were there I just I can't I just everyone
does shots together so we have to you and I have a hard time saying no so I
mean how are you did you have fun yeah I saw that y'all were off in the corner
while all the girls and I were together we're all talking about in video games of
course of course hmm how was everybody I didn't get to talk to everybody cuz the
girls kind of cornered me into their room and made sure that I spilled all
the details of what don't worry about it
so you tired it's pretty late you should be tired at least maybe a little bit no
want me to want me to help you you always have such a hard time falling asleep
don't you come on let's get in bed come on come on way to blink it in all because
I love this thing too much not to sleep with it and you you make the bed warm
and I hate being cold you know that I always I always find a way somehow in my
sleep to put my feet against you and I don't know how you don't wake up but all
of a sudden I'll wake up and I'm entangled with you I don't know how I
really don't but they're always freezing and then what as soon as I wake up they
are warm and toasty at least once I have them on your side of the bed but yes
come on get in bed come on come on there you go
don't the light on or do you want the light off okay what about the fan would
you like the fan on off okay for now you know I can't sleep without a fan well I
can't sleep without some form of noise that's constant okay okay come here let
me hold you yeah yeah I know you smell so good you still have cologne on from
yesterday last night it's past midnight so technically yesterday you get what
I'm saying you have it on from the party
so you just smell really nice yeah
how do you want to relax yeah do you want head scratches just cuddles maybe a
little massage what's gonna help you tonight I mean if you want to be greedy
you can say all hmm we could go from top to bottom start with some head
scratches and then work on your arms and then maybe do a little bit of massage on
your back so I guess not top to bottom but you get what I'm saying I can't get
enough of your smell here you be a little spoon for a little bit yeah no
come on so I can massage your hair dork thank you okay here hmm so how's your
week been yeah what all did you do work I mean I knew that but like
you know does that feel good you want a little quiet there for a second it must
feel really good yeah
hmm where do you need me to do it you can do it on my favorite parts right
behind the temple and then down towards your spine that little meaty bit where
the muscles come together honestly that's where I get all my migraines
honestly yeah it sucks
I'm gonna have to brush your hair out after this yeah I'm gonna making a mess
it looks like a rat's nest up there a bird's nest it looks like a nest of
something nothing too bad but I don't want you to get your hair all tangled
because of it what shampoo do you use I forget which one it smells so good I
might change to it you know my hair being what it is I have to treat it right
or it gets crazy goes wayward how would you explain it I look like Mothman right
after he goes through a really windy storm except for I don't have those cute
fuzzy wings I just have this hair okay do you want to flip over so I can get
the other side yeah maybe there you go there you go I goofball now that you're
facing me there you go I don't know I think you got a
notification it's fine don't listen to it
yeah I'm definitely gonna have to brush out your hair it is definitely a nest
over there I'm just making it worse the more I put my fingers through it
oh yeah okay you stay here I am going to go get a brush so I can brush out your
shenanigans maybe some anti-tangle detangle detangler you know I'm not good
with words that's your face don't laugh at me okay I'll be right back okay thank
goodness it was just in the next room over okay so I've got my detangler for
my hair because the Lord knows I should probably put that in tonight too
yeah let me do your hair we should probably set up for this
yeah let's set up for this there sit up there okay so what do you want to do
this weekend yes what do you want to do this weekend I'd get you all to myself
for the next couple of days what do you want to do we could go to the mall I
know I'm not meaning people do that nowadays but like there's a couple of
places it would be fine all right okay see we could go to goodness you hear that
okay start from the bottom and go to the top oh man I really tangled it I'm so
sorry we could go to that one ramen place we really like and that shopping
center and go to the what is that what is that place called as all the video
games and the really cool stuff collectors items pinballs yeah you can
go there and then we could go to where could we go or it'd be a good idea to go
to there's so many food places over there I don't know if there's really
even places to shop now oh no I found another place that feels really good on
your scalp too yeah let's see there's that candy shop that's over there and
Lush is also over there of course I don't know maybe a bath bomb sounds
good bath bomb kind of sounds good our bathtub is huge so like we could totally
take a bath bomb together that would be weird though would that be weird mmm I
think it would be weird yeah oh let's see or else
oh we could stop by the liquor store or I could Lord knows I need more amaretto
some whiskey some sour can you guess what my favorite drink is I bet you can
oh what else do we need anything from the store I hope that we're talking about
this so slowly tonight I don't think we do maybe some bread maybe does this feel
good oops I don't know what I just said
yep you're so soft what do you put in it maybe some of my products oh it's so
soft though it feels really nice yeah okay let's start on your arms yeah I
think we brushed your hair enough it looks like it's not almost slick to your
head at this point so let's see arms yeah let me take off your watch put that
over here there you go does that feel good
here let me massage them too that was my finger oops sorry I just pop really
easily I guess how's that feel you may need some lotion maybe I don't know I
mean moisturizer is key so
yeah okay let me work let me work on your arms your arms your shoulders let me
massage them out yeah this feels really nice maybe one day I'll have somebody do
stuff for me I'm sorry to be breathing on your neck is that okay
do I need to back up a little bit I'm just comfy the way to blanket always
makes me feel so sleepy yeah yeah let me think you sleepy
this is making me sleepy where else can we go
there's that one taco place there's so many food options why don't we keep
naming food let's see where else have we gone there's that one place that has the
outdoor eatery space but also has the indoor eatery space culinary dropout I
think that's what it was we always get the
goodness roast beef sandwich especially to soak up all this alcohol I'm fine
I'm fine let's see
there's that candy shop there's a couple of them right there which one should we
get which one should we go to the one with a little like cute packages or the
one that has like all name-brand candy but they're all huge I don't understand
why there's a five pound Hershey bar and don't understand it other than like
maybe no even bakeries don't really need that they would like buy in bulk it
doesn't make any sense maybe you have like ten kids and you
just need to like give them a pound each that's half a pound of sweet cheese I
don't do math I don't know either
you ready to sleep yeah I think so too like I'm ready it's it's been a long day
and we had so much fun we should go out and drink with them again sometime I
know we haven't been able to do it recently because of shenanigans in life
in the way but it sounds really fun to do it again just make sure that you're
driving home you know I just drive like and what did you call it a speed demon
yep that's me the speed demon let's go to bed
yeah it's good okay I'll go turn on a fan you close your eyes