Service Call M/f A call to the Help Desk finally relieves more frustrations than it causes. Thank you for calling the Help Desk. Your call is very important to us. Some menu options have changed, so please listen carefully. For issues with signing into your computer or a program, press "1". For Microsoft Windows issues, press "2". For Microsoft Windows issues, press "3". If you're horny and in need of an orgasm, press "4". Thank you. If you are a woman, press "1". If you are a man, press "2". Thank you, sir. If you wish to have a female technician dispatched, press "1". If- Thank you. For a handjob, press "1". For a blowjob, press "2". For intercourse, press "3". For all other sexual acts, press 0 or stay on the line. You have selected intercourse. For vaginal, press "1". For- Thank you. A technician has been dispatched. Please have your genitals exposed and erect, and suitable space cleared off on your desk. Your case number is CS321453. Goodbye. Hi. I have a work order here for some vaginal penetration? Was that you? Okay, good. You're lucky that it's been a slow day. And most people never even realize there's a menu option after the Windows option. So, let me just strip quickly and put this blanket on your desk. And... you'll have to wear this condom. Sorry, OSHA regulations and all that. I'll just hop up here and lie down on my back, with me legs off the side of your desk. Now, if you don't mind... I'm supposed to keep average work times to under ten minutes. So let's get started. thanks. Can you sign this? And initial here, and here? Thanks. It's just to acknowledge receipt of the orgasm. I know I'm getting ahead of myself... But trust me, it's gonna happen. Okay, faster please... i'm getting paged on someone with a Blue Screen error nearby, so they expect me to fix you and them before lunch. Confidentially, I'm just going to have them reboot, so I won't be too late, I think. Do you mind if I put my legs on your shoulders? That isn't an approved position, but I've found it helps. You won't tell, will you? Mmm... Good... Very good... you won't tell if I cum, will you? Actually cum, instead of faking it? They keep telling us really cumming will just slow us down, but I need an orgasm after some of the users I've dealt with today. thank you... Because it's either cum now, or schlick during lunch... And I already skipped breakfast... So just keep doing that... Yes, that... Don't stop! There... We're both taken care of then. Do you mind helping me down off of here? Is there anything else I can help you with? Great. You'll be emailed a link to a survey within two business days, where you can review your experience. They do actually look at them, so please take some time to fill it out. And they do count in my performance reviews. Oh, and just because you know my name now doesn't mean you can just call me about all of your computer issues. ...but if it's sexual, then I think I can be more accomodating.