Power Rangers: Sex Force m/f, Power Rangers, reluctance When Angel Grove faces hordes of monsters, and most of the team has been captured, the last two Rangers must somehow save the day. What are we going to do? They've captured all of the other Rangers, except for you and me. All of the Zords are destroyed. Our base was heavily damaged. And several monsters are about to attack Angel Grove. Our only hope is if Zordon has some trick up his sleeve. Hurry, we're almost to the Command Center! Zordon! You're still alive. Morphenomenal! That's something, at least. But how are we going to save Angel Grove, and the other Rangers? New Zords? That's totally awesome, Zordon! But there's only us two Rangers left. Will the two of us and a Zord apiece be enough to take on all of these monsters? We won't even be able to combine, will we? You've been saving some special Zords? And just two of them can combine? That's perfect! New costumes too? Even better. Change us into them now. Umm, Zordon. I think you forgot my costume. At least most of it. This looks more like something I should be wearing under my costume. And his costume isn't any better. Now I'm blushing all over... as both of you can pretty clearly see. But... whatever. We can talk about more appropriate costumes later. Let's see the new Zords. What did I get this time. Please not another bird. Aphroditezord? I... I like that. She was the goddess of love and beauty, wasn't she? That sounds kind of cool. And the other one is Hermezord? So we're going with a god theme, huh? Okay, let's see them. Wow... They're big... They're beautiful... They're... anatomically correct? Zordon, seriously? What the fuck? Why do Zords need breasts and... well, other parts. To form Hermaphroditezord? Okay, I guess that was my fault for asking. And something tells me just how they connect... If the situation weren't so desperate, I'd just leave right now. But I'm a teenager with attitude, so I guess I'm just going to have too this through. Just... Just teleport us into the Zords. That was I won't to have look at my naked Zord anymore. Well, at least the cockpit is nice. Although it's much more awkward using the word "cockpit" now. Come on! Let's form Hermaphroditazord right away, and kick some monster butt. Initiate Morphing sequence! Zordon? They're not, ummm... connecting. Is there, like, a manual somewhere? We need to connect? Well, duh. That's what we're trying to do, you perverted space- Wait. "We", as in him and me, and not the Zords? Like, sexually? You can't be serious. Why would you even design them like that? If you weren't trapped in a time warp, I'd teleport back there and kick your ass! But you know we're going to do it, because of all the innocent people, and the rest of the team. So how do we- Oh. I'm in his Zord now. Hey! Why is his cockpit so much bigger than mine? We really need to talk after this, Zordon. But first, I guess we have to do "this". And quickly, while there's still a city to save. Although it sounds like the monsters have been alerted to our presence, and are on their way. Okay, let's take off these costumes, then. There's not much to them, so I guess that's something to be thankful for. And the fact that our identities are secret. The first of the monsters are here! Zordon, does it matter how we do this? Each position gives us a different attack? You've really put a disturbing amount of detail into all of this, Zordon. But fine. Initiate Missionary Sequence! Great, they're combining now. Although it doesn't seem like a particularly useful position. No offense. I'm talking from a strategic standpoint. Oh wait. I see now... Missionary Missile: Launch! We destroyed it! Although flying into them head on doesn't seem terribly efficient. And now we're in the middle of them. Let's try a different position. Initiate Reverse Cowgirl Sequence! Much better... I mean, from a tactical standpoint. Now... Now if we spin around and... Fire Reverse Cowgirl Cannon! That's it! We're taking out one with each shot. With each thrust. We've cleared out this area. But now their main force is here, and getting ready to charge. We've got to try something different. Initiate Doggie-Style Sequence! I think this is the best one yet. From an attacking standpoint, I mean. We... we can turn tantric energy into a massive energy discharge... when you discharge... But you're going to have to fuck me harder, and faster... Before they get here. We don't have much time... But I'm so close... Come on... finish this battle... finish me... Initiate Doggie Style Destroyer... We're ready... We're targeted... And I'm about to morphgasm... Oh... Oh... F-f-fire! We did it! We destroyed all of them at once. And freed the other Rangers somehow. They're running towards us, with expressions of... shock? Oops. Maybe we should... perform the separation maneuver. I think we have some explaining to do. And Zordon... We are seriously having a talk.