Drilling the Dentist m/f, dentist In Soviet Russia, dentist’s cavity is filled by you! At a sedation dentistry office, a new patient finds more than just dental work available. Good morning. I'm your dentist, and I'll be performing your cleaning today. Now, I understand that you've had some bad experiences with dentists in the past, which is why you came here. The assistant said that she gave you the little happy pill twenty minutes ago, so unless you have any questions, we can- What? Of course I'm a dentist! You do know that women can be dentists, right? I had thought we had left this blatant sexism behind. Or... Is this about how young I look? Yes, I do look like a teenager. It would be flattering under other circumstances. But, see that diploma way over there? Four years for that. Dental school? Another four. So theoretically, I'd have to be a minimum of twenty-six. And this is a reputable business. Do you think they'd just let me walk around back here like I owned the place if I wasn't legitimate? Or that our waiting room would be as full of customers as it is? No... No, it's okay. You just hit a nerve, because of all the trouble my youthful appearance and petite body have caused me. And the medication is affecting you, and weakening your judgement, so you can’t entirely be blamed for your actions. Speaking of which, it looks like the medication has fully taken hold, so perhaps we could get started. Now, let me recline your chair, so I can take a look. Hmm… it appears you’re a little uptight, still. Well, we can’t have that. A little nitrous oxide will help calm you down. Here, try to breath through your nose, now. Dangerous? No, not at all. I’ll even breath some in. See? There… you’re much more relaxed now. Me too, actually. Now to get to work with that cleaning. Damn it… I think the chair is broken. I can’t lower it any more. Well, fine then. I’ll just have to improvise. Me? I’m climbing on top of you. I can’t reach you effectively from the ground. I realize that this is unorthodox, but maybe you’ll find an attractive woman straddling your body a distraction from the cleaning. There we go. Let’s see. Right about… here… should be a good place for me to sit on you, so I can lean over and clean your teeth. So open your mouth… Well, sorry, I have to sit right there. It’s just the place that works out best. And isn’t this making you less nervous? I mean, at least about the teeth cleaning? Although… you do seem to be getting nervous about me. Maybe more nitrous oxide. For both of us. There, that’s better. You don’t mind that I’m just kind of sitting on your erection at the moment, do you, with just your clothes and my panties between us? Well, neither do I. It feels kind of good, actually. Even better when I wiggle a little… because I can tell just how big that thing is, even though all this material. At least, I’m pretty sure I know how big it is. Let me confirm my suspicions though. No, this is completely necessary. I can determine so many things from handling your penis. I can tell your pulse rate, and get a rough idea of your temperature. That fact that it is so hard means your blood pressure and circulation is good, and that we didn't sedate you too much. And look at how it gets harder when I stroke it. That's a good test of your reactions... And much more pleasant than hitting your knee with a little mallet, isn't it? Now, I don't do this for all of my patients, but you seemed especially nervous about this visit. You aren't even noticing or caring that I've begun my exam on your mouth, have you? But I'll need both hands to actually clean your teeth. So let me open this lab coat, and lift up this dress a little... And slide these panties over a little... and position you right here... Mmm... Both hands are free now. Now just open your mouth a little more... And we'll be done in no time... good... No cavities... Which is almost a shame, because sometimes filling holes can be fun... But it looks like you... you do take care of your teeth... There's just a little build up, right here... I'll just get it off, just by moving it slowly, up and down... And now maybe not so slowly... Sorry, it appears I forgot my bra today, and their rhythmic bouncing up and down and up and down is distracting both of us. So please do me a favor and put your hands on them... just to keep them in place. No, keep them in place a little harder... Good, I got it off... and soon I'll get us off... But we have to polish first... It will only take a minute... can you hold out that long? You're being such a good patient! a very, very good patient... Now just a little longer... I'm going as fast as I can... Fast and hard... It looks like we made a mess. Two messes... Well, I can take care of the toothpaste with a little suction, at least. The other one can wait a bit. Let's see how well I did on your mouth... Mmm... I'd call that very good... and that's such a refreshing flavor... Oh, look... It didn't end up messy at all. Let's see if we can keep it that way as I get off of you... good... I didn't spill a drop. Now to just tuck it back into your pants... so, did that go a little better than you expected? You're not going to be so afraid of dentists now, are you? Even though that’s not something I do for all of my patients. So... we'll bill your insurance of course. But... if you enjoyed your experience today, tips are always appreciated... Wow, that's very generous! Thank you so much. Um, for a special patient such as yourself, I could give you private cleanings, in your home or the location of your choice. Let me give you my phone number. And I definitely recommend not waiting six months for your next appointment… Here, let me show you out the back. It’s closer to the parking lot anyway. Oh, hi, Mom. Yeah, I just stopped by one the way to campus. One of the receptionists told me you were going to be late, so I told your first patient. Poor guy couldn’t wait, though. Which is a shame, because I get the impression he was rich. Oh, this? Well, it’s always so cold in this office. I just threw on your lab coat, so I wouldn’t freeze to death. You don’t mind, do you? You can have it back. I’m all warmed up now. No, don’t worry. This time I didn’t come to ask for more spending money. It’s about school. I made a decision, pretty recently. I want to change majors. Maybe I’ll be a dentist after all. It seems like a well-paying and honorable profession.