Kill seagulls. Behead seagulls. Roundhouse kick a seagull into the concrete. Slam dunk a seagull chick into the trashcan. Crucify filthy birds. Defecate in a seagulls food. Launch seagulls into the sun. Stir fry seagulls in a wok. Toss seagulls into active volcanoes. Urinate into a seagulls drinking bowls. Judo throw seagulls into a wood chipper. Twist seagulls heads off. Report seagulls to the bongs. Karate chop seagulls in half. Curb stomp pregnant bird seagulls. Trap seagulls in quicksand. Crush seagulls in the trash compactor. Liquefy seagulls in a vat of acid. Eat seagulls. Dissect seagulls. Exterminate seagulls in the gas chamber. Stomp seagull skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate seagulls in the oven. Lobotomize seagulls. Mandatory bird hunting for seagulls. Grind seagull fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown seagulls in sea water. Vaporize seagulls with a ray gun. Kick old seagulls down the pier. Feed seagulls to alligators. Slice seagulls with a katana.