Actaeon's Animal-Only Sex Videos

Over the years, I have compiled several videos with footage of all sorts of animals (nearly all mammals) mating, urinating, defecating, masturbating, and giving birth. These tapes also include genital close-ups, and scenes of artificial insemination and semen collection. Any humans involved are veterinarians, livestock handlers, or fully-clothed bystanders: there is no bestiality on any of these tapes, so they're legal to own anywhere in the US, and probably every other country as well. The following web pages give detailed tables of contents for each video, along with explanations of the special abbreviations I use in the listings.

Finally! Actaeon enters the 20th Century and can now accept Credit Cards via PayPal.com! No more mucking around with snail-mail order forms and e-mail delays! Order your videos online and pay for them with your Visa or MasterCard!

To order, e-mail me a copy of the following disclaimer, with your name and the date typed into the blanks. Also let me know (if you haven't already) which video(s) you wish to order. Customers outside the USA also need to specify whether they prefer NTSC, PAL, or SECAM. Once I have this info, I'll tell you where to send payment.

   "I hereby certify that I am of legal age to view sexually-oriented 
   videos, that I will not copy them for other people, and that I am 
   not connected with any postal or law enforcement agency."

   Name: _____________________________________ Date: _____________

Payment is required in advance of shipment, and is accepted in the form of cash (in US dollars), personal check, certified or cashier's check, or money order (with one of the latter two being preferred). Unfortunately, I am unable to accept credit cards or wire transfers (direct bank-to-bank fund exchanges) at this time. (P.S.: Some folks offer to send their payment via Priority Mail or Express Mail; this is not necessary, as I am rarely able to check my mail more than once a week anyway. Regular mail is just fine.)

** FOR ORDERS OUTSIDE THE USA: I prefer cash (in US dollars) or an International Postal Money Order. Otherwise, I may have to pay a fee and/or wait 2-6 weeks for my bank to accept your payment. To prevent this, checks sent from other countries must be drawn on a US bank, be in US currency, and include a "MICR line" (a row of machine-readable numbers) at the bottom. Ask your bank for details. If sending currency (no coins, please), your payment must take the exchange rate into account, plus any fees my bank will charge. Rates vary by country; e-mail me for info, and I'll ask my bank.

All tapes will be labeled as software training videos and shipped discreetly. An official-looking packing slip will describe them as free evaluation copies, so you don't have to explain why you're spending money on them. Orders sent outside the US will be declared as gifts, with no value, so you shouldn't have to pay a fee to accept them. Priority Mail shipping is free in the US on orders of two or more videos; add $3 if ordering only one video. Ask me about shipping rates to other countries.

Thanks for your interest; I look forward to doing business with you!

Note: The $20 species compilation tapes are not included in the special offers, except for the reduced shipping rates when ordering two or more.

• Order any two or more videos (any length) and save $3: shipping (within the USA) is free on orders of two or more tapes.
• Order any three full-length (two-hour) videos for $70.00 (regularly $75.00)
• Order any four full-length videos for $90.00 (regularly $100.00)
• Order any five full-length videos for $110.00 (regularly $125.00)
• Order any six full-length videos for $125.00 (regularly $150.00)
• Order any seven full-length videos for $140.00 (regularly $175.00)
• Order all eight videos for $150.00 (regularly $200.00)
• For $60, you can get the first six tapes (except "Zebras" and "Animals #5," which wouldn't fit) condensed onto two cassettes in EP (6-hour) mode. That's 12 hours of footage. Please note these may not be as sharp as the full-price versions (especially in freeze-frame), but if you really want it all and are on a limited budget, this is the way to go. Also, you can use them as a preview: if the footage is impressive enough that you decide to upgrade to the full-quality versions, simply return the 6-hour tapes in good condition and get $50 credit on a larger order. (Yes, you lose $10, but that's pretty reasonable.)

A: anus*                         M: masturbation              
B: birth/laying eggs             N: nipples/udder*            
C: copulation                    P: penis*                    
D: defecation                    S: sheath/prepuce*           
E: ejaculation (semen visible)   T: testicles (scrotum)*      
G: genitals of unknown gender*   U: urination                 
   (cetaceans, hyenas, etc.)     V: vulva/cloaca/genital slit*
I: artificial insemination          (depends on species)      

{A}:

No noticeable degradation: image and sound are excellent, with clear still-frame. Recorded in 2-hour mode on a 4-head VCR.

{B}:

Minor degradation, but still enjoyable. Still-frame somewhat jittery. Most likely recorded in 6-hour mode or on a 2-head VCR.

{C}:

Degradation may somewhat interfere with enjoyment, but most scenes are acceptable. Most likely due to having been copied one too many times.

{D}:

Significant degradation: some scenes almost unintelligible, or viewable only with great effort. The only scenes I have like this are in "Comme des Betes."