Je vous présent, Porpoise Haiku!

(the source wishes to remain anonymous)

You're so slippery
with those fourteen foot cum shots
wet dreams, become real

Zoophile now means
doing the deed with dolphins
now has fancy name

pink belly color
coupled with those pelvic thrusts
bottlenose in heat

Randy Dolphins are
legal justification
-Utah outlawed them

They roll belly up
exposing themselves to you
just like feral nuns

40 seconds to cum
so enjoy it while it lasts
twice as long as men

Member is S-shaped
and it's tapered at the end
sounds just like heaven