"Merry Christmoose!"
...a poem by Actaeon 

Posted December 18, 1995

(Here's a poem I wrote, timed just for the season.
I'd do it for money, but that's a poor reason. :)

In Dasher, in Dancer,
In Donner and Blitzen,
In Comet, in Prancer,
In Rudolph and Vixen,

With all of those deer--
Did I mention fair Cupid?--
By the end of the year,
Santa's rod is quite droopid. :)

Mare-y Kiss-moose, and an Appy Zoo Deer. :)