"Smells Like Steed Semen"
...a song parody by Actaeon 
Original Lyrics By Kurt Cobain
Revised parody lyrics by Redaunt
Tweaked, Sampled, Mixed, and Sung by Redaunt

(Sung to the tune of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana. Posted December 25, 1996. Redaunt's lyrics added October 19, 1997.)

Lube up with K-Y
and bring your stool
Such joy to use
Your sexual tool
She's in the field
Beyond the fence
Oh no, they use
A dog defense

Hello, Milk Bone (repeat)

In the dark now, with her permission
In I go now
Intromission
She feels tight yet so damn spacious
Here she comes now
Urination
Appaloosa
Akhal-Teke
Andalusian
Anglo-Arab
Yeah

You take away my thoughts of stress
For your love I feel blessed
Our nights together have always been
Unbridled mirth from start to end

In, out, so slow (repeat)

With a stallion it's much more dangerous
Twenty inches
In my anus
Some may call my actions heinous
But I'm in heaven
Don't restrain us
Lusitano
Connemara
Lipizzaner
Maremmana
Yeah

I can't forget
How stud cum tastes
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found him hard        
He was good to find
I have that stallion on my mind.

Hung low, how low? (repeat)

We are horny; will you mate us?
Here we are now,
Inseminate us.
We are zoos and love fence-jumpin'.
We'll bend over,
You start pumpin'.
Polo Pony
Palomino
A Budonny
Paso Fino
Yeah, glans a-flarin'
Glans a-flarin'
Glans a-flarin'