"Steed"
...a song parody by Actaeon 

(Sung to the tune of "Steam" by Peter Gabriel)

(Posted June 7, 1997)


I'm back!
Horseback!

Why are those stallions drooling on my seat?
They smell my pheromones, calling out,
Saying, "I'm in heat...in heat!"

(Chorus 1:)
   Give me steed
   And let him rise up in the night
   Let him hold my body tight
   Let him in! where a steed feels right

I know the stallions from the duds
I know the geldings from the studs
When my season comes around
They're readily found
But I want him

He knows my estrous cycle cold
He never has to be told
When I swish my tail and wink
He's by my side and on the brink
Yes, I want him

(Chorus 2:)
   Give me steed
   I want to feel him deep inside
   Pressed against my sweaty hide
   Come alive! as we start to slide

Get back!
On my back!
Don't delay another day, don't miss a single beat
I want you in my body, want you putting in,
Putting in your meat, your meat

1. Give me steed
   And let him rise up in the night
   Let him hold my body tight
   Let him in! where a steed feels right

You know your nuzzles from your nips
You know my withers from my hips
You're so sensual and coy
You're my favorite loverboy
That's why I want you

You know your foreplay from your force
You learned your horseplay from a horse
You know what's right and what's wrong
And you're almost three feet long
That's why I want you

2. Give me steed
   I want to feel him deep inside
   Pressed against my sweaty hide
   Come alive! as we start to slide

Now he's nibbling at my thighs
I lower my head and close my eyes
Quick lick, tongue stick
Turning me on while he gets thick
Hips quake, lips ache
Pray the lord my hole to shake
My yellow dam's about to break
So I spread my legs and make a lake

Oh yeah, watch it steam!
Hear him squeal with passion
He can smell that I'm in heat
Then I back into his face
And he rises to his feet
And he steps into the pool of steam
My steam

1. Give me steed
   And let him rise up in the night
   Let him hold my body tight
   Let him in! where a steed feels right

That's it, ooooooh
Starting to flare deep inside me
Still thrusting from the entry to the end
Tail is flagging, hips tr-tr-tr-trembling,
Shuddering, shivering, staggering, quivering
Like they're going to explode
Give me seed, baby
Pour your seed inside me now
Oh, oh, aaaaaahh! He's coming inside
Said give me some steed