"Lipizzaner Breath"
...a song parody by Actaeon 

(Sung to the tune of Jethro Tull's "Locomotive Breath.")

(Posted 3/28/97)

In the dark of the stable
Lies Lipizzaner Breath
His passion for the stallions
Led to his noble death
Oh he felt the glans a-flaring
Spooge filling up his throat
He lost his grip and stumbled
And the stallion kept on thrusting, no he won't slow down

He saw his life before him
His lovers one by one
His stallions were his best friends
They had such wondrous fun
Oh he's drowning on the stable floor
On his hands and knees
His stomach filled to bursting
And the stallion kept on thrusting, no he won't slow down

He feels the semen ebbing
Drinks the last drops as he falls
And as a final tribute
He strokes the stallion's balls
Oh he gazes up above him
As his lover sighs
I thank god He gave me stallions
And I'll meet them all in heaven, no I won't slow down...