Let Her Pee
...a song parody by Actaeon 

(Sung to the tune of The Beatles' "Let It Be")

(Posted 6/30/97)


When I find myself in equine pastures
Mares in estrus come to me
Thinking I'm a stallion, they will pee
And when alone among them,
One will spread her legs in front of me
Spilling forth her bounty, she will pee

Let her pee, let her pee, let her pee, let her pee.
She says I'm her lover, when she pees.

And when her moistened lips are winking
Showing her bright gem to me
I cannot resist her, let her pee
I'm sure that she knows what I'm thinking
As I hold her close to me
My open mouth awaits her, let her pee.

Let her pee, let her pee, let her pee, let her pee.
When she comes in season, she will pee.
Let her pee, let her pee, let her pee, let her pee.
Part that 'badge of maredom,' watch her pee.

Let her pee, let her pee, let her pee, let her pee.
I will feel a shower, when she pees.

And when I feel the urge to have
A stallion's water set me free
I'll drink it from the hose, oh, let him pee.
I wander home still reeling in the heady scents that cover me
Bitter-sweet and soothing, let them pee.
Let them pee, let them pee, let them pee, let them pee.
Mark me with your odor, pee on me.
Let them pee, let them pee, let them pee, let them pee.
My water polo pony, pee on me.
Let them pee, let them pee, let them pee, let them pee.
Hear my plaintive whisper, let them pee.