"Eleanor Ridgeback"
...a song parody by Actaeon 

(Sung to the tune of "Eleanor Rigby" by the Beatles. Posted January 19, 1997.)

Ah, look at all the zoo-ish people
Ah, lock up all the zoo-ish people

Eleanor Ridgeback
Picks up her dog from the kennel when no one is there
Still she is scared
There by the window
Agents are watching to take her away once again
Back to the pen

All the zoo-ish people
How did they get that way?
All the zoo-ish people
Don't worry what they say.

Father McKelpie
Loving his horse in a way God would never allow
He wipes his brow
Watch them embracing
Holding each other for hours like time's of no use
This is "abuse"?

All the zoo-ish people
It's time to rein them in
All the zoo-ish people
They'll pay for all their sins

Eleanor Ridgeback
Locked in her cell with the jacket and walls padded white
Night after night
Father McKelpie
Wiping the blood from his face that the officers drew
Since he was zoo

All the zoo-ish people
Got herded through a door
All the Jewish people
Had seen it years before