"Bonobo"
...a song parody by Actaeon 

(Sung to the tune of "Kokomo" by The Beach Boys. Completed 4/29/98.)

In Kenya, they'll pen ya, for parodies of Enya
Pakistani, Omani, don't mess around with Yanni
Siberia, Sumeria, don't let the Beach Boys hear ya
Sing this song....

In the African trees
Live some chimps called bonobo
They make love to say hello; let's join the bonobo

Tensions seldom rise
With diplomats 'twixt all their thighs
They do what their hearts advise
And bring things down to sighs
The sighs of bonobo

From het'ro, to homo, let's see that one in slo-mo
First fellatio, then lesbo, they're horny from the get-go
With a finger he will linger, then start to cunniling her

Oh, I wanna make love with a bonobo
To make the vines swing to and fro
Bask in the afterglow
Of happy bonobo

My style won't crimp if I sleep with a chimp

I would like to see
Some anthropoid perversity
Their behavior may inspire me to bestiality

Morning, noon and night
Any time their love takes flight
The research teams get quite a sight
Then hold their partners tight
And ape the bonobo

Their tactics will vary, doggystyle to missionary
In treetops, in bushes, he gets out and she pushes
The way that they foutre, they re-wrote Kama Sutra

Oh, I wanna spend the nights with bonobo
And catch the natural acts on video
Too bad the genes won't grow
We'd make more bonobo

My shrink must think I've fallen off the brink

But we ought to know
What it's like for bonobo
Off to fight they'll never go
They let their feelings show
Three cheers for bonobo

The fathers, the mothers, the sisters and the brothers
The juniors, the seniors, and all the inbetweniors
The neighbors, the cousins, they keep the forest buzzin'

Oh, I got my knowledge watching nature shows
I learned a lot from the dogs of war
How far we really are
Evolved from bonobo

In Montana, they'll can ya, if you touch Santana
Guyana, Botswana, don't plagiarize Nirvana
Paraguayan or Malayan, they'll keep your band from playin'

And Uganda-magine what they'll do in Kokomo